That feel when you look at two random characters you have spare and decide they should fucking loathe/love each other.
Thanks to Tiamat Elsen, forbiddenquest, NDHeckfire, cleriyou, Donnerino, and… at least one other person read this, but I can't for the life of me remember who. Sorry! If you let me know, I'll add you here, should this survive.
Also, if anyone's got an idea for a title that would be grand, thanks.