A tribute to the terrific NekoChris, may he one day return and render all of this non-canonical! "What the fuck is a Sarkic?" is a direct quotation from one of his forum posts, and his opinions on D-class reflect some of the author's own musings, also on the forums. I like NekoChris a lot. Everyone should like NekoChris a lot.
In case you somehow didn't pick up on it, NekoChris is the rewriter of 093 and the author of all the tests (as well as SCP-610 - "The Flesh that Hates"). This author avatar character is a pastiche of what can be found on various versions of his author page and some of the SCPs he wrote.
NekoChris is awesome.
Thanks to my eternal co-author, Grigori Karpin, and to the irreplaceable
GremlinGroup for taking a look!