There are some bits that I really enjoyed, the use of Unusual Cargo is nice, and the interview was cute. Unfortunately, there are a lot of small mistakes, like the use of redaction in the image description, or "will to sink in roughly 6 months". It's nothing that a lookover can't fix.
My overall problem is that it doesn't really lead anywhere. There's an awful lot of fluff that, while they make perfect sense for an SCP article to have, lend itself to nothing in particular. It's just an anomaly that exists because anomaly.
And there's nothing wrong with cute, but I had to wade through a bunch documentation just to find out anomaly cute. And that's about it.
bloop