SCP-5694 / Discussion

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HarryBlank 17 Apr 2021 01:50

Impostor challenge! I won't tell you who I'm imposing upon, but he's super cool.

Thank you to Grigori Karpin and J Dune.

Image credit:

Filename: Dude.jpg

Name: oberlin dudes 8
Author: istolethetv
License: CC BY 2.0
Source: flickr

I'd do a licensebox, but he doesn't so…

Grigori Karpin 17 Apr 2021 01:56

The inanity that occurs every time this thing opens its mouth is pure gold.

+ show block

SCP-5694: I will reduce via mastication, and pay for the privilege.

Balik: Buddy, this ain't that kind of bar.

This is probably the funniest line you’ve done, bar none.

HarryBlank 17 Apr 2021 02:25

Thanks hahaha I am pleased with that line.

PlaguePJP 17 Apr 2021 01:56

I’m kinda at a loss for words. I didn’t expect to see anything like this. Thank you, you did great.

HarryBlank 17 Apr 2021 02:24

You deserve it, you are a nifty.

EstrellaYoshte 17 Apr 2021 02:15

Al Gore is an alien puppet, but instead of Al Gore, it's a Canadian disguising as Thog

HarryBlank 17 Apr 2021 02:25

Big brain moment.

EstrellaYoshte 17 Apr 2021 02:15

wikidot did a dumb

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HarryBlank 17 Apr 2021 02:31

never

GremlinGroup 17 Apr 2021 02:38

Subsumed in triplicate for consolidation of comfort. Caveat emptied, Harold magnified convulsions. I'm additionally digital.

HarryBlank 17 Apr 2021 02:43

Thanks, my word violence paid for with your wasted time!

Tyumen 17 Apr 2021 02:44

This was the second SCP article in recent memory to make me laugh out loud, and the other one was (I think) by you too. I can't think of an equivalent to "nice job" that doesn't sound pretentious or could come across as demeaning, so… nice job!

HarryBlank 17 Apr 2021 02:49

Nice job on the compliment, thanks for laughing :D

ScipperSkipper 17 Apr 2021 03:28

SCP-5524/SCP-5694 crosstest when? 🤣

+1

HarryBlank 17 Apr 2021 03:42

OH GOD

CityToast 17 Apr 2021 04:06

The initial premise reminds me in some ways of a skip I wrote many years ago. But then it is also fundamentally something new and interesting. And incredibly funny.

I enjoyed it very much. +1

HarryBlank 17 Apr 2021 04:19

Ha, I can totally see that. I used the premise as the "excuse" for what I wanted to do, whereas you actually did something (quite cool) with the premise. I hadn't read that one before now, but the implications of it are great.

Glad you liked this, thanks for reading :)

MuseofScience 17 Apr 2021 07:03

The funniest dialogue+ the most stupid alien species ever. Gosh, they really suck at pretending to be human, poor things lol.

+1, you're the best.

HarryBlank 17 Apr 2021 10:10

They've figured out money and violence, I'm sure if they figure out sex they'll have it dialled in precisely.

Thanks :D

MuseofScience 17 Apr 2021 11:27

:)

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Operational Staff Post - CLOSED

The Pighead 17 Apr 2021 20:06

MuseofScience, this comment is not helpful to the author in any way and is downright creepy and disturbing. Don't do it again and be more conscientious in the future, please.

This is a CLOSED Staff Post. Don't reply to it unless you're Staff.

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