Thanks to all the people who went over this on IRC, I was half asleep by the end of jamcon so I don't remember all of your names.
This made me giggle with glee in IRC. Happy to see it published!
why would the Foundation transcribe something in all lower case with a ton of weird punctuation? In-universe it makes no sense, and out of universe it's not a very good dado impression - he's got his own unique ways of talking beyond just it being in all lower case that don't show up here.
The log also isn't that entertaining. It's the same thing all through it: unsafe things that don't hurt the participants while the guinea pig repeats that they're safe, and there's not much escalation (or anything else that would make it entertaining) throughout.
dado's supermarket mentioned a memetic effect forcing Foundation staff to transcribe in all lower case; something along those lines might be appropriate here (the !!!11!! in particular seems out of place). Besides that, I agree with the last fella. The situation is unusual, but the themepark doesn't doesn't actually have a joke, it's just weird and not as dangerous as it looks. -1 for now.
I actually found the log pretty entertaining; the "screams of excitement at how safe everything is" and the guinea pig having to shout over the stock music were funny to me. Upvoted: I like the style of humor and it's raised a peg due to the fact it's a dado article that tries a different joke.
It’s a little, uh, psychotic for dado, don’t you think? I know the dude is incredibly stupid but I have a hard time believing that he would not see the problems with this. It feels like more of a VKTM or YWTGTHFT type thing, cheerfully mutilating people on video to their mandatory enjoyment. Unless evil dado is what you were going for.