God fucking dammit, if this made anymore sense it would be terrible… but the flow of consciousness, chaos and fourth wall breaking nature of Doctor Rockefeller screaming and erupting from camera lenses was just too good.
Also… is this meant to be a corruption on the old man, aka SCP-106?
Dune. Dune. DUNE. This was absolutely terrific, I was howling with laughter throughout.
For a start, the core concept here is truly terrifying. "SCP-5648's skin is remarkably dry, causing it to peel and produce a significant amount of flakes" is horrifying, and it just gets worse from there. The entire world not recognising something is a threat to you, and actively trying to facilitate that threat reaching you, ostensibly for your own good, is nightmare material. But then we have the comedy…
SCP-5648: I'm corrupt.
SCP-5648 looks at the surveillance camera positioned in the bathroom.
SCP-5648: That's the theme.
Absolute gold. I'd +10 if I could.