SCP-3835 / Discussion

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Author's Post

Marceline_Raynes 10 Mar 2021 00:25

I don't know what I'm doing anymore send help.

Yes, I have written weed goblins. Yes, I crosslinked to both 1000 and 4000. I'm trying new things, maybe fitting some new lore on the wiki for the ol headcanon.

See my image and know that it is CC compliant.

Credits
SavanacMalyceGraves tawnyowljones S D Locke
Special thanks to:
Doctor Fullham For suggesting the title and a few edits following posting.
Voct For suggesting a ton of edits relating to the conprocs following posting.

Spoilers

So a long time ago there was a war between the Children of the Night and the Fae. The Fae fled into the Well and were able to escape. However, in order to reach safety with extra security, they betrayed the goblins and closed the Well behind them. The goblins, stuck on our side of the Well, were left defenseless. They didn't quite know the way of nomenclature magics, and had to find another way to protect themselves. It was during the Fourth Moon of the Starless Nights that they discovered not only a way to hide, but a way to pacify the Children of the Night.

Weed.

The goblins hid within this tree and used a ton of magic to ensure that the only way to discover them was to be high as a kite. The Children eventually figured this out, but, in their less than sober minds, were unable to do anything to them. Time passed, and the goblins were forgotten by just about everyone.

Until Junior Researcher Hadid, traumatized from his experience with 5967, smoked a blunt and wanderd into the woods behind his house.

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~ M.D.R.

Last edited on 10 Mar 2021 02:46 by Marceline_Raynes Show more

A Comment Appears

tawnyowljones 24 Apr 2021 19:57

Hmm I have found a potential mistake :3

"Delta 20 Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Echo"

Alpha, Beta, and Gamma are Greek letters, Echo is phonetic alphabet.

(There's also no Delta, but probably because it's repetition so that's fine.)

Re: A Comment Appears

Zyn 25 Apr 2021 08:04

General note, since I don't know how often the author checks their pages' discussion threads, might be a good idea to send them a wikidot PM about this too.

Re: A Comment Appears

tawnyowljones 25 Apr 2021 09:09

Will do, thank you.

Iconium 06 Sep 2021 10:57

I have to admit I laughed when I read the MTFs name was Delta 20.

Scorpion451 19 Nov 2021 17:29

J.R. Hadid: I mean what are you doing here in this fucking tree?
SCP-3835-1: Running a Papa John's.

… and upvoted.

Lo-Rez 26 Aug 2023 16:51

I live in an area where we have waaaayyyy more trees than pizza places. I like pizza more than trees (within reason). Just sayin', if anybody wants to set up a franchise…

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