When Agent Red got caught singing "Let it go" from Frozen
It was a normal day at site 19. Almost.
Agent Red was in his quarters, trying to sleep. But he just couldn't. It was like something in his brain didn't let him sleep. Was he exposed to SCP-966 and didn't notice? Probably not. But still, he was wide awake. Red started counting sheep, but it was no use. He just couldn't sleep.
Deleted at -21 and three votes.
Dr. Aljinovski's big foundation adventure!
So, if you're reading this, i f###ed up.
I and Bright decided to get to some SCPs that do s**t like send stuff from other universes into ours, and sending stuff from our universe into others and decided to do some stupid sh*t with them, like get high, piss into other universes, sh*t into other universes, drop chunks of 682 into other universes, drop bombs and pictures of 096 into other universes, Bright died several times but the foundation is like f*ck him, right?
Deleted at -20 and three votes.
SCP-4509 was, and may still be, an amorphous weapon of unconfirmed
origin designed exclusively for use in high-profile political assassinations. When not observed by an organism capable of perpetrating an assassination, it has the appearance of a small carbon rod.
Deleted at -16 and three votes.
SCP-5704 is the collective term referring to two linked entities designated SCP-5704-1 and SCP-5704-2 respectively.
SCP-5704-1 is a non-corporeal entity which is capable of communication through emitting soundwaves within a localized area. It is unable to produce any physical effect on objects or organisms using these soundwaves and is limited to a sound level of 30dB.
Deleted at -13 and three votes.
SCP-5930 is a sentient object resembling a store brand Jack In The Box toy. The subject is able to speak freely through a small speaker built into its throat and is capable of speaking perfect English. Multiple tools have emerged from small openings located on either side of the subject's body (box)
Deleted at -13 and three votes.
SCP-5215 is the collective designation assigned to multiple interrelated anomalies, located within a village in North Dakota known as Carter village. Prior to the manifestation of SCP-5215 Carter village had a total population of 259, all residents swiftly expired following the manifestation of SCP-5215 due to various means caused by SCP-5215. Carter village, as well as the anomalies contained within, is now under heavy surveillance by the SCP Foundation at all times in order to keep track of any changes in SCP-5215's behavior.
Deleted at -13 and three votes.
IJAMEA Theme deleted at -17 and three votes.