I like the "Total wardrobe existence failure"
Never heard it expressed that way.
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That was just a "malfunction". A strap broke or something. These guys were made insta-naked.
It should be made that it is not the disc itself that turns into a distraction, but rather an event of some sort will occur in the immediate surrounding of the thrower, not constrained by the normal laws of physics.
Ill clarify in the next update, the disc causes a distraction in the general vicinity of wherever it is thrown. How could you retreive the disc if it changed into an exploding Boeing 727? (Which by the way, would make an excellent distraction to the cops)
I thought the transformation would have been only temporary. What I meant was that the disk itself would go all quantum butterfly and generates the distraction, up to and including transformation (i.e. it lands into some equipment, short it, causing catastrophic failure, or somebody burst into the room, hget nicked by it in the eye etc.)
Requesting allocation of 539 for use in a daring daylight robbery.
No go man… You need to tell me how you plan retrieval, and how you expect the distraction to not be the moon falling into the ocean
Well, it it were, I would get away with it.
Nicely done. It's a shame there wasn't a "distracted by shiny" included somewhere, though.
I shall see to it that "something shiny" finds its way into this.
Holy crap, what the hell happened with that last test?!
It put a halt to observation. I'd call that pretty distracting.
Goddammit. I wanted to like this. I upvoted based on the description, then downvoted when the experiment log turned it into lolfoundation. This could be really awesome if it were either a -J or made a little more serious. Wouldn't take a great deal of work, either.
Test #4 doesn't make much sense to me according to what the object is said to do. Granted, it doesn't make much sense at all as it is, as it is said, "lolfoundation". So the objective is distracting someone from their work… by throwing a disc that takes attention out of the person who throwed it. What.
Though now I'm thinking of a test that starts with the disc being thrown in whatever conditions and ends with 173 being summoned into the room.
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