This is my homage to all the great testing log articles on site I still love to read and adore, as well as cinephilia. Sort of the bastard child of At The Movies and Hawaiian Punch.
Specials thanks to pastarasta1 and Uncle Nicolini for critique, and to pastarasta1 for the beautiful logo, which comes from https://www.flickr.com/photos/144397451@N07/30961017405.
Additionally, in the testing log, note that any moving picture can be generated. Animation, pornographic films, web content, advertisements, so long as it fits the Wikipedia sentence template.