SCP-568 / Discussion

This is the discussion related to the wiki page SCP-568.

Agent Circeus 07 Mar 2009 16:01

What do the cut surfaces look like? Now that we have both halves of Josie, maybe we can reassemble them?

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Yubi Shines 07 Mar 2009 18:14

The surface of the cut does not display a cross-section of the object, only an impermeable white surface.

I could photoshop another picture to show this clearer.

I hadn't thought about putting her back together with 568… I'll think about it when I can stop snickering at the mental image of what that experiment will look like.

EDIT: Oh wait. Bugger. Didn't think about what it would look like with the transparent containers. Editing now.

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Agent Circeus 08 Mar 2009 15:02

Well, this assumes of course that Josie was taken apart with it. Several details (notably the fact her front half moves as if the back one was still attached, and she does not control the other half) indicates it is not the case. it's still an amusing prospect. Reassembling Josie could totally become a new running joke à la killing 682.

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Voct 17 Nov 2010 13:52

(yes, I know I'm answering a post that's over 18 months old. Don't care; it's funny.)

I got nitpicky enough to want to see what the original version of Circeus's post was.

Due to a typo, instead of saying "reassembling Josie", he originally said "reassing Josie".

Except that "re-assing" her is exactly what would happen.

tunedtoadeadchannel 17 Nov 2010 20:13

This would be better if the lolstaff note at the end were removed.

OgremanSam 08 Oct 2012 23:45

Very much agreed. The unprofessional tone is always jarring in a serious SCP, especially when some D-class has just been accidentally killed.

firewoven 03 Oct 2012 03:07

Yeah. It's great until… Lolfoundation. Also the doctor wouldn't have reached through the tube. A class D would. In case of nasty side effects on organically.

Officer Black 08 Dec 2012 23:15

The joke about the Adams family made instant upvote!

Eskobar 08 Dec 2012 23:21

The joke about the Addams Family made instant downvote! Of an article I was otherwise quite fond of.

Hurtz 09 Dec 2012 08:03

Wasn't there a lolfoundation-removal project some time ago to cut out that kind of thing?

Communism will win 09 Dec 2012 08:13

I'll just fix that.

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ObserverSeptember 09 Jul 2013 08:04

SCP-568 requires no unique considerations

No.

Dr Reach 11 May 2018 07:00

Short and sweet, except for that line. It doesn't prevent my upvote, it's just a bit unnecessary.

RJB_R 03 Sep 2014 14:27

This is fun.

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AtlasAnon 22 May 2018 03:37

can i reassemble the broken arm i had in 4th grade?

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Naepic 18 Oct 2019 00:19

The image is a derivative of a woman's white belt, whose original domain has expired. As it cannot be reliably sourced, it is assumed not compliant with CC 3.0 and has been removed.

Gatemansgc 30 May 2021 15:46

Simple but interesting, +1. Will have to check the history to see how bad the lolfoundation note was.

Wikidot is having tons of issues today it seems.