I think "Non-Euclidean" is overused as a spooky description, to be perfectly honest :p
A thank you to TheMightyMcB,
gee0765,
weizhong,
cybersqyd,
KaraKatt,
RockTeethMothEyes ,and
DrMagnus for taking a look at this and repeatedly telling me it's too obscure until we finally got to whatever this current iteration is.