I don’t wanna be a hero, just wanna stay in the line
I’ll never be a Rob De Niro, for me Joe Pesci is fine
And so I follow my own rules and I use them as my tools
To stay alive
I don’t wanna be special, no, no
I just wanna survive
—More Than Survive (Be More Chill)
Yes I named this tale after a Be More Chill song don’t @ me we all knew this would happen
Wow, it feels good to post this. I’ve had this tale in the works for a good couple of months now, like almost a year or something? The thought came to me after reading Mew-ltiverse and
not_a_seagull's collab con article Eric's Journal and realizing applying the same principle to an older Eric article might yield some interesting results.
Thanks to my critters: Uncle Nicolini,
barredowl,
DrAkimoto,
The Pighead,
AbsentmindedNihilist, and especially to
Mew-ltiverse who encouraged me to make this and for looking at, brainstorming, and critting this article over the nine months or so I've been working on it.
If you liked this, consider checking out some of my other articles.
