it's jamcon baby gotta post some short tales. tis the season to blow up nazis.
some liberties were taken with antarctic geography, but I don't actually care. this is a BOLDPOST; GreenWolf gave me the idea for the antarctic base.
title is originally from "For What It's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield but I think that Chumbawamba's "Timebomb" is more thematically appropriate. the line about the "samoyedic lithuanian etc" is a quote from The Library of Babel by Borges.
oh and the Gormogons were an actual antimasonic society. they're canonically part of the GOC. i forget who first said that "antimason" sounded like an occult demolitions expert, but this is me finally bringing that idea into reality.