The first of many more axolotl articles to come. This was originally written for Intcon. Now I know what you're thinking, "Xilas, intcon was literally a year ago." Yes, yes it was. I am incredibly lazy. Deal with it.
This is the first time i've ever written dialogue, it'll get better in the future i promise (probably)
Thanks to Cerastes,
CorpseOfBixby,
Deadly Bread,
LittleFieryOne,
LiterallyMechanical,
JackalRelated,
Doctor North,
Laneous,
Oboebandgeek99, and
MalyceGraves for crit.
Prepare yourselves for future axolotls