The initial joke isn't really funny, and even if it were, it's repeated so many times that all humor would have been leeched out of it.
it puts your name at the bottom when it says "well there is always that (your name) asshole
same. two username-based insults in a row though! wow.
Hi there, "%%title%%"
Did it work?
God dammit, looked through the source code of the file. WHAT IS IT
Made me giggle. Which is the point of a -J. So it gets an upvote.
Notably, I am easily amused.
This will get the easy laughs, most definitely, but it's not as well written as other -Js, so it probably won't go too far.
It gets my laugh, though. +1
HF1
So, I just read the interview, which was added some time after I made my comment, and… I kinda panicked there until I realised it was a clever coding trick.
Just in case, sorry for any offense I may have made to SCP-TTKU-J.
HF1
Not quite enough variation in the "kills you" for me to upvote (although the hugs and blackboxes got very close), and not enough bare repetition to go all the way back to funny again (although I downvoted the buffalos).
Do I detect a hint of topical parody in the pictographic illustration?
The pictograms were not intended to be a direct jab at the pictogram SCP (which I thought was awesome), but a bit of inspiration was drawn, yes.
Why not name "SCP-TTKU-J (which is a thing what kills you)? I'm not sure if its gramatically correct or not, but I've seen it use a lot in forums and guides.
Also, +1.
"A thing what kills you" is drastically grammatically incorrect, but mildly amusing in its incorrectness, so it's kind of hung on. "Thing That Kills You" is grammatically correct. Either SCP-TTKU-J or SCP-TWKY-J would work, technically, but in my opinion "TWKY" brings to mind AWCY?, which is not necessarily a good thing.
I laughed, I lost, I upvoted. Honestly, this isn't that good, but the fact that you had to explain, in great detail, why and how murder is bad and wrong was just so hilarious. Plus the list of ways you could be killed reminds me of a story I wrote a while back that continues to amuse me. Dammit.