+1. Gimme coupons.
this is cute i like it 1/5
pastarasta1 is quick-talking and often scheming
AKA, your stupid reviews here, or "How I learned to stop liking Zyn and feared the breath over my shoulder whenever I try to post a long thread."
"Elevated mind, doesnt format, just writes. A true god in disguise, a perfect balance between exquisite taste and excellent execution. Also, the hair? Splendid. Like, I'm jealous of it. +1, no, +10 if I could. Love you lots! (LOL! <3)" (jakdragonx)
"1/5, terrible food. Give me coupons." (Cerastes)
"this is cute i like it 1/5" (pastarasta1)
"Wait, you mean to tell me you never had an author page up until now?" (Connor MacWarren)
"Radical 5/7" (Rogay)
"now i am become yossi, the cringer of necks" (Admiral Anger)
"Looks neat" (Doctor North)
"4/5 pretty good authorphage, but i think i got pattern screamer in my stomach now, and i think it wants…reddit mod?" (Koooper)
"hmm… its ok. didn't die though so only 4/5" (Auxiphor)
"Thanks I hate it\" (Pratten)
"anywho +1 and 4/5, but if i see a pair of glowing red eyes in my room tonight it is YOUR fault" (sekiyo)
"Who the fuck is Yossi? I was expecting yossileiner but suddenly there's yossipossi who's this guy" (Almarduk)
"Downvoted. Can't wait to see it as a tale!" (AnActualCrow)
is this even a review, or merely an attempt at mocking me? alas, i weep, for you have utterly wounded me sir.
oh god no zyn please i have a family oh fuck
[hands you an upvote]
[7th level Conjuration spells elsewhere]
thank you oh lord zyn, master of the butterflies. i accept your upvote with grace.
Wait, you mean to tell me you never had an author page up until now?
Radical 5/7
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
Don't tell him, but I heard Yossi smells.
You made one mistake Floppy. You insulted my smell.
Now die.
Looks neat
Doctor North was here. Just don't let South know, or East….never tell East.