First, thank you all for taking the time to read this entry for the 5000 contest. Quite nervous, too, since it's been more than a year since my last attempt at writing an SCP. I'd be thankful for any feedback and constructive criticism so I can improve this piece. Even if it doesn't fly, it will be helpful so I can learn from the mistakes I made here in my future attempts at contributing to the site. (I just hope that, if this burns down, I'll get to read the feedback before this hits -10…)
I would like to thank OriCat for taking the time to read and comment on two quite different versions of this, and even researching for some useful resources. Their feedback was extremely helpful, even if some of it wasn't implemented due to time and real life constraints. Thanks!
Thanks, and hopefully this is enjoyable for you all!
EDIT: With the nerves I forgot to add the desired slots for after the contest. (Thanks, Quicksilvers!) I think that, in descending order, I'd apply for: 5317, 5079, 5777, 5670 and 5772)