Well…. yeah, I don't know about this one. I would've instantly upnoted, were it not for this phrase:
The multiverse travel agency promised me so much,
It really feels like forced exposition to me. I think that the existence of such an "agency" is implied in an excellent way throughout the article, and then you're just saying it out loud like that. A great deal of this article's fun aspect is coming exactly from 4915's insinuations, which leave the actual nature of the "agency" to each reader's imagination, so the ending just ruins the entire piece.
It's a novote, of course, but should you remove this phrase, I will change it to an upvote.
(Edit: Since the phrase in question has been removed, I've upvoted the piece)