Haikus, not poems
That's what these are
Masticating rhino.
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Haiku poetry
Has lines of five, seven, five
Work on your style, son
Battle of strong words
Fisticuffs in verse and prose
Your breath smells of lime
Haikus are poems
Syllabic restriction is
The only difference
Little hipster girl
Has power over machines —
But she's gonna die!
What the hell is this
Haiku poetry gone astray
In the foundation!
Second line is off
One syllable too many
But I forgive you
You son of a bitch
A god damn cock sucking faggot
fat ass, deceased, fuck.
Ha! No offense intended, just wanted to see if i could do one.
Admin, SCP Wiki
i would fall
into a dark dark abyss
if you didn't.
Learn to count, damnit
Your second line is too long
Seven, five, seven
None taken, son. "Deceased" seems a little out of place though, eh.
I took the wrong way around
Did it five seven five
what a rookie mistake son
Admin, SCP Wiki
You know what, I concede this one; it's five seven five, I didn't notice my fuckup there.
What I meant to say is that your second line had eight.
Gelp gelp gelp.
Indestructible
Lizard Wolverine
Now what do we do?
5-5-5? Back of the class Blast.
And change yer god damn icon.
Admin, SCP Wiki
Dammit, I thought it added to 7 in my head. Mainly just wanted to begin w/ a 1-word 5-syllable. Makes me feel stupid now, though.
And quiet down before more people notice my blasphemous avvy.
It appears we have
a new virus in our system
initiating lock down
Oh, God damn it, Gears,
how many times must we say:
FIVE, SEVEN, AND FIVE
What have you started?
This is possibly worse than
Seven thirty-two
Is there any end in sight
Or will this last forever?
(The addition of two seven-syllable lines changes it from a haiku to a tanka. HA!)
I would respond with a hyakuin, but I don't think that Wikidot can handle it, eh.
What the bloody hell
Are you guys talking about
You are so stupid
unknown to life or
to death my something something…
INFINITE BLADE WORKS!
5,7,5
something something is
so lame my little friend, you
need to try harder
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