Finally, after no less than 90 revisions, this infernal SCP is OUTIE FIVE-THOUTIE!
Some things:
D, E, C, and I are the fourth, fifth, third, and ninth letters in the alphabet. That's why it's alt designation is DECI. rules permitting, i'd apply that DECI across the entire page and stuff, but that's easier said than done.
DECI and MALinda are just two arbitrarily chosen names, no hidden number pun or anything.
My thanks to:
TheBlueHour and DrMorris: for seeing the potential the idea had and greenlighting it.
Kyza: For inspiring me to try my hand at HTML Formatting.
ihp, AlanDaris, RTME, and many others like JakDragonX, sigkreiger, Balee, and probably a dozen other people: for suffering through the many loooooong drafts this skip had to review it, and slowly polish it to a shine. Thank you, everyone, for all your help - I couldn't have done it without you!
Both images were taken by me, and I'm willing to release them as being under the site's license.
EDIT: ooof, these comments sting a bit. The general gist I'm getting is that it's a good concept held back a bit by my writing skills.
For now, I'm focused on getting three articles. The next one I'm making is nearly complete, and the third one has the first part done. it's generally garnered a more positive reception, so who knows?
This skip needs more love in the writing, but for now, I'm going to leave it mostly as-is. I'll come back to it once I'm a better writer than I am now. Thank you for all your feedback!