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Pork Chop Praxis

A Random Day 01 Jun 2019 04:16

Subtlety isn’t one of my strong suits. If it looks like a pig and enforces the will of the elite like a pig, you gotta check if it cooks like one too.

Special thanks to The Great Hippo for his critique and suggestions and taylor_itkin does not match any existing user name for uploading the images for me.

Also thanks to Uncle Nicolini, Rounderhouse, and UraniumEmpire for their feedback.

cici.jpg : File:Poor woman in Greece.jpg, https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Poor_woman_in_Greece.jpg, Own work by Peter van der Sluijs. This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported, 2.5 Generic, 2.0 Generic and 1.0 Generic license.

bbq.jpg: File:Saltlickpit.jpg, https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Saltlickpit.jpg, I'll Never Grow Up. This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.

Last edited on 02 Jun 2019 05:18 by A Random Day Show more

+50

A Random Day 02 Jun 2019 03:15

That’s the sound of the beast!

Re: +69

A Random Day 03 Jun 2019 03:11

BE GAY DO CRIME

Re: +100

A Random Day 06 Jun 2019 22:04

We be gettin’ hyped to the sound of da police!

Re: +169

devonmartin 04 Jul 2019 17:29

All the hype of +69 and +100, rolled into one for the Fourth of July!

Re: Pork Chop Praxis

Meanslicer 03 Jun 2019 01:53

Love this, can i also point out that, "Foundation-certified cannibal Dr. ████████ ██████ during his first visit to Cici's Pit Bar-B-Q" the redacted doctor, i'm fairly certain that the name ties to Hannibal Lecter. which is lovely if it is.

ratking666 01 Jun 2019 04:28

bro i love this

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Hit the cymbal!

Amelia Wright 01 Jun 2019 04:49

Anti-Cop SCP? Heck yeah. Joking aside, I love a good political SCP and this works wonderfully both satirically and politically. +1.

Genshed 01 Jun 2019 06:09

Holy moly! +1, with a side of potato salad.

Voct 01 Jun 2019 13:13

Holy moly!

booooo

Crashington 01 Jun 2019 07:58

So is this just "cops are pigs" and "fuck cops" personified? :D

JimmyBoyHaha 01 Jun 2019 08:13

Foundation-certified cannibal

excUSE ME
But seriously this is pretty well-written, but all it really conveys in its writing is "fuck tha police amirite?". Novote.

edit: Oh no my views have changed, +1 now

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blabbo

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OccultistMave 01 Jun 2019 08:21

This is a punk song just waiting to happen.

A very hearty +1

Lortep1 01 Jun 2019 10:10

Is this a Reference to that Woman from the Odyssey who turned all of Odysseus' Men into Pigs?

Abettik 04 Jun 2019 14:42

Why are you and I the only ones who realized this is

+ Show whatever

Circe from the Odyssey?

Voct 04 Jun 2019 15:40

why do you think i booed "Holy moly".

RRTheEndMan 01 Jun 2019 14:06

I don't really like this.

It's just circes but she hates cops for no reason at all.

Also the discovery was awfully lucky and no guard would ever try to fuck somebody who can kill him by touch.

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CamaradeAlbabar 01 Jun 2019 14:31

This scip is very political and barely hides it, there's a certain reason she hates cops and it's hinted by the fact that she owns a membership card of the IWW.

Same for the guards: The scip has a (honestly not very subtle) political subtext with a certain opinion on the police and law enforcement forces in general.

As for the discovery: It's definitely lucky but let's not forget that the SCP Foundation is a gigantic and powerful organization, capable of finding and containing anomalies from all over the world and sometimes even beyond (which also adds to the political subtext of the entry!).

RRTheEndMan 02 Jun 2019 09:29

I have no idea of what an IWW is. Non-americans use the wiki too FYI.

And the fact that the scip has a political subtext somehow allows it not to make sense?

I agree with the SCPF being huge but it surely doesn't have a lot of "certified cannibals".

A Random Day 02 Jun 2019 11:42

The IWW is short for the Industrial Workers of the World, a socialist labor union that considers modern law enforcement to be actively hostile enemies of both their own members and the common people as a whole. It’s damn near impossible to both be a member of the IWW and like the police. Cici Helio, not coincidentally, holds membership in the IWW.

As for the lines about certified cannibals, that’s just something you’re supposed to suspend your disbelief of and consider to be accurate for the sake of fridge horror. If the Foundation has certified cannibals, then there must be some truly unsavory things to use them for — such as testing pork to see if it tastes human. It ultimately boils down to how far you think the Foundation is willing to go to preserve normalcy.

Last edited on 02 Jun 2019 11:50 by A Random Day Show more

bibliolatry 24 Jun 2019 17:57

I also want to point out that Foundation-certified cannibals don't need to be eating actual people- there are anomalies out there that produce human flesh from nothing, like that MC&D dinner plate.

BoxofCuteness 07 Apr 2021 16:58

I know it's been well over a year but according to the article, the touch thing wasn't cataloged until after that event. Also the guard was a her :)

CamaradeAlbabar 01 Jun 2019 14:14

Holy shit, this is hilarious. That membership card from the IWW is the icing on the cake that made me laugh out loud.

+1

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