Go read SCP-4297 first, if you haven't already!
This is my fourth article, based on the mainlist SCP of the same number. Kind of.
Incidentally, I published this within 24 hours of publishing the main one. Two skips in one day! (According to some more experienced authors, this is the first time anyone's published a mainlist scip and its -J in such a short time… cool!) (Sorry for the brag.)
Thanks to Crashington and TheBlueHour for looking through my draft on such short notice. No rush on the next one, eh?
Image licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0, source here.
(If you're confused by the last footnote: What does 05-13-21 spell if A=1, B=2, etc.?)