Deletions 28: Not only can water float a boat...

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Deletions 28: Not only can water float a boat...

Zyn 28 Apr 2015 06:03

SCP-2111, a "living" skeleton discovered by a wandering London gravekeeper, went on to host a vacation-themed reality show at -27 and four staff votes.

SCP-2416, three males that go through lots of changes when exposed to moonlight, BROS BROS BROS at -25 and four staff votes.

SCP-2214, fire ants that eat text and then memetic effects on victims to crazy until ded, the Foundation decided to just use regular paper shredders at -22 and four staff votes.

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Zyn 29 Apr 2015 01:15

SCP-2204, -27 and four staff votes.
SCP-2902, -25 and four staff votes.
SCP-2715, -15 and four staff votes.
SCP-2991, -36 and four staff votes.
SCP-2323, -31 and five staff votes.

And so faintly they came tapping, tapping at Zyn's chamber door,
That she scarce was sure she heard them—here she opened wide the door;
Deletions, and nothing more.

Last edited on 29 Apr 2015 05:47 by Zyn Show more

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Crayne 29 Apr 2015 19:06

SCP-2643, deleted at -5 after it was blanked by its author.

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The Sender 29 Apr 2015 19:37

SCP-2130, I'm deleting it, because I realize now it probably wasn't the best way to present it.

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Crayne 29 Apr 2015 19:49

And then it was actually deleted at -5 after the failed self-delete.

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Riemann 29 Apr 2015 21:27

SCP-2144, a not-quite-de— No I can't do it. It's Schrodinger's Cat which was designed to showcase the inherent silliness of the Copenhagen Interpretation of quantum mechanics but that's gotten lost in the zeitgeist, now it's just "silly physicists put a cat in a box and killed it or maybe they didn't who knoooows?"

Where was I, oh yes, -31 and 4 staff votes.

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Schrodingers_Kitty 30 Apr 2015 01:26

Oh look, hate on my first SCP.

Listen.

I tried very hard to make that SCP better. I removed the accents, removed the radiation speaking, removed the "actual Schrodinger's cat" thing. It was a thought experiment. It never even happened. It is not "silly physicists put a cat in a box and killed it or maybe they didn't who knoooows?", ok? Schrodinger's Cat was more than that. And I decided, "Well, it's a cool concept. Maybe I could make my first SCP about it!" And then I did so, receiving more and more hate each second, to the point of deletion. If you're going to criticize it, please do your research.

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I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.

Staff Post - Closed

Zyn 30 Apr 2015 03:53

Schrodingers_Kitty, there's no hate here. A large majority of the deletions announcements include some sort of joke, and frankly, no one remembers individual quips, let alone entire pages, after a day or so goes by.

I'm calling a stop to this conversation. If there's anything further you'd like to discuss, feel free to PM me or another staff member.

Do not respond to this comment if you're not a staff member.

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acc1177 29 Apr 2015 21:45

Self-deleted SCP-2431, because I decided I didn't like it.

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Zyn 29 Apr 2015 23:41

SCP-2207, -36 and four staff votes.
SCP-2401, -22 and four staff votes.
SCP-2473, -25 and four staff votes.
SCP-2140, -10 and four staff votes.

All the world's a page,
And all the men and women merely writers;
They have deletions and their entrances,
And one Zyn in her time plays many parts

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moogoescow21 30 Apr 2015 03:47

All Hail Zyn and her awesome deletion messages

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Zyn 30 Apr 2015 04:02

Kudos to people who can name the poems and the poets.

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Riemann 30 Apr 2015 05:01

As you like it, I guess, Zyn. If that's what floats your boat.

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Zyn 30 Apr 2015 05:03

You're making much ado about nothing, Rierie.

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tunedtoadeadchannel 30 Apr 2015 05:33

you're ariel poet, Zyn.

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HotCocoaNerd 30 Apr 2015 03:38

SCP-2163 suffered an Identity Crisis and left to find its true calling in life. Self-deleted by me at +5 and 0 staff votes.

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djkaktus 01 May 2015 11:33

SCP-2844, a possibly living hat of indeterminate fashion sense, deleted at -42 with four staff votes.

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djkaktus 01 May 2015 23:45

SCP-2127, a very variable gun, deleted at -52 with five staff votes.

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