This took forever to write — over two years. A big thanks to all the folks in chat who advised, reviewed, and in Roget's case, nagged. I couldn't have done it without you.
Ah man, this had me in stitches. The numbers jokes got me especially, and the pumpkin bit was just fantastically over the top. And yet through all the madness we get an actual, serious story. Very lolFoundation, very good. Glad to finally see this up.
It's been awhile since I've seen 343 as the good guy. It's refreshing.
It also actually makes a lot of sense that the original reality benders would fight back. Now I'm wondering what 239's up to.
I am wondering why even the senior staff needed different names.
This is what Lolfoundation should be like. This works on so many levels!
It was no more a man than Kain was a dog.
Fuck me, that's brilliant.
216 corruption though? That's the safe that opens to a different interior with each combination.
inb4 people who hate fun whine about this being terrible
Ah, thank you. This thing has so many deliberate errors that it can be hard to find the unintentional ones still lurking.
Is it weird that I actually felt like crying toward the end of this?
HL2.exe has stopped working.