SCP-990 turned 10 this past January.
Here's a terrible anti-MLM parody.
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the two footnotes right next to each other with the second one commenting on the first is just the perfect example of subverting the expectations for this format. love it
I want to believe the budget crises have absolutely nothing to do with 990-J because that just makes it work even better for me
Oh, 990-J has zero to do with the budget crisis. They literally installed thousands of waveform generators to inhibit dreams, the issue is with their poor money management. In fact, their experimentation with anomalous classified ads for a little extra cash likely led to 990-J reaching out to them in the first place.
Like, it takes ten years for HR to follow up with someone due to backlog, but one person misses a single unpaid lunch and admins start an audit after one day.
It's (probably) the Folgers spending. The 294 "incident"—probably requesting Delphine bathwater or something even worse—means that all coffee now needs to be purchased for the literal thousands of people in Site-19. If they give coffee to D-Class, this dossier claims there are five digits' worth of D-Class across the hundreds of floors found throughout various parts of the campus.
Folgers aside, that's an expensive complex. But it's probably the Folgers.
SCP-990 for millennials.
I wasn't sure about this at first, but I changed my mind during the interview. I never thought about the Foundation being affronted by MLMs. +1
Just read and loved another of your articles, and here you are again! I love that stinger O5 note. +1
Awkward humor with subtle humor mixed in. I also find the idea of an entity in your dreams attempting to sell you some vitamin/protein suppliments even more comical.
+1
Give it a decade or so, that probably won't even be anomalous anymore.
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