Continuing from Close of Play,1 here we have a tale about a half-imaginary creature! For those of you familiar with Oneiroi, he's from the same place, though not actually affiliated.
Big thanks to kaktus and TroyL for helping me patch this up. More thanks to ihp, Vince, Decibelle, theworstninja, Soulless, and probably a bunch of other people because I was really iffy on this.
EDIT: Massive (that's bigger than big) thanks to Randomini for making last line suitably snappy. Also probably other minor edits. But that last line tho