Author's Post
Beans beans they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the worse the scent
Which is why we need Lord Jethusent
Before anyone asks… yes, I did go out and buy a clock, fill it with baked beans, and use it for this SCP.
Also, I have an author page now!
AAAAAAAAAA HOW DID THIS HIT 100 IT'S A BEANS SHITPOST
Okay, it's not a shitpost, but it's still about beans. God, this was my first SCP ever, and now, 7 months later, it hits 100. Dang. Thanks y'all.
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