I haven't written a Keter in a while. Felt like this was a good one to go on.
If you're too young to appreciate it yet, consider yourself fortunate. Debt sucks.
Anyway, my thanks to Djoric for inspiring this, TwistedGears for taking a look at it, and Sally Mae Financial Services for keeping me up at night.
As always, your comments, critiques and criticisms are welcome!
Edit: Image is from https://www.af.mil/News/Photos/igphoto/2000335407/ and is in the public domain.