
I dislike extended author commentary, but here it is anyway.
This started as a Christmas present for Dr Leonard, who requested "anything written." So I took a writing prompt that he left on the Bright Challenge thread, which went as follows:
The reasonably common hobby of stamp collecting stems from an anomalous compulsion in a small percentage of human beings to collect as many stamps as possible for the purpose of pleasing the long-forgotten God of Stamps, Philatea.
The aforementioned doctor received a proto-version of this as a gift. Merry Christmas, Leonard. This one is a more polished version.
Next, thanks to thedeadlymoose,
djkaktus, and
VAElynx for looking this over in various stages of development.
The source images are both public domain and courtesy of Wikimedia Commons. Image manipulation is my own work.
Finally, I apologize to any native Slovenian speakers for mangling your language. Anyone with corrections in this regard, please feel free to drop me a line.