For those of you who don't know, Weryllium and I have a bet going. Every time he writes something longer than 1.5K words, I have to write something. Well, SCP-4789 broke that, at like 1.7K or something. So, this is my response.
For some credits:
Panteradactyl for loving this throughout its conception and always asking me when it was coming out
RockTeethMothEyes for being the first reader of the mostly finished product, and hating loving every second of this abomination "I think I love it"
JackalRelated for hating this with all his heart, and repeatedly bring it up in Discord "nO. NO. ILLEGAL."
Proasek for basically writing my conprocs and stealing a co-authorship credit. Don't trust them.
whitefinefire,
DrLeibowitz,
AlanDaris,
BlueJones,
plaidypus, and the other people who looked at this for looking at this glorious creation cursed abomination.
And yea, that's all I yote