Thank you to FloppyPhoenix does not match any existing user name, 
MaliceAforethought, and 
Mortos for critiquing this. Also, huge thank you to MaliceAforethought for making all of the "nonsense" words. And extra, extra special thanks to both MaliceAforethought and Mortos for being part of the brainstorming session that made this happen.
So, welcome to the debut of DoMc, or the Department of Miscommunications. Yes, you heard that right. This is a debut. Expect some future installments, perhaps from Mortos and MaliceAforethought…
But enough about the stuff surrounding the article, more about the article itself! This came about because I hadn't written and posted for two months (the 
Roget collab was mostly Roget), and I was itching to get something out. Cue a well timed brainstorming session started by Mortos talking about the incomprehensible and difficult to communicate. We get to talking, MaliceAforethought shows up, the Department of Miscommunications comes to be, and we decide we'll each write at least one article about it (at our leisure). Well I was damn excited, and I pumped this out pretty fast once I started on it. I wanted to write about a successful attempt, on the Foundation's part, to fully understand an anomaly. In fact, one could argue that since they have figured out how to neutralize its property (communicate about it) and have researched its byproduct (thinking without words), it is non-anomalous. But, that's precisely where some intra-Foundational politics come into play.
Once I had them succeed, I knew I needed a bit more… so why not flesh out the Department of Miscommunications on the way? And here we are. It also was my goal to make another article like #MassaTruthetts, in that it was entirely concept driven and did not have a drop of dialogue, exploration log, or anything other than dry summation of events. I quite enjoy writing stuff like that, so I wanted to do it again. Here's to hoping it worked!
Cheers, and I'm glad to be back.
EDIT: I feel the need to justify why I gave it only two tags. Simply because that is so ridiculously low. The only two tags, beyond the page tags (scp and esoteric-class), that I could consider were "language", "mind-affecting", and "observational". Here's why none of those work.
language - SCP imparts or exhibits an anomalous language.
Well, while this has a lot to do with language, the SCP itself doesn't do this. The Foundation (or DoMc) made a whole operation that involved language to get around the SCP's effects, but the SCP itself has actually nothing to do with anomalous language. So, that's that tag out the window.
mind-affecting - SCP affects the thinking of subjects, which can include behavior and overall intelligence.
Well, it doesn't. It doesn't affect behavior or overall intelligence. It affects your thinking in just the same way that an apple affects your thinking — by looking at it, you are now processing the properties of the apple. The only difference here is that those properties aren't attached to any words in any terrestrial language — but we know that that's not too large a hurdle, as we can make words and attach those qualities to those words, which negates that effect of its, and proves it's not inherently mind affecting.
observational - SCP has properties that are triggered or suppressed when directly or indirectly observed.
Well, sure, when you observe it, you think about it, and thinking about it causes weird things… but we just went over why those weird things aren't anomalously mind affecting, which negates the observational property, too. It has all the properties of a normal object, it is only that we don't have words for the specific properties it possesses. Otherwise, it interacts with our brains like anything else.
For further evidence, we are told that posuɕkis is not a property indigenous to SCP-4467 (don't question my word choice, you know what I mean so it worked). With discipline, it can be activated and deactivated at will, and we are given this snippet:
[…] but [it] is currently poorly researched due to being, beyond SCP-4467, rarely achievable.
Note "rarely". It is not unachievable beyond SCP-4467, just rarely. So. Yeah. That's why my skip only has two tags. Nothing else even slightly applies.
Call me the winner of Bryx's tag free SCP challenge, because I think I just won.
EDIT: This ended up on a podcast and I didn't even know until now! Thanks, 
pxdnbluesoul!
