This is my first-ever article. I'm very pleased with how this came out. This was meant to be for the Dystopia contest, but I only got the idea 10 minutes after it ended and maybe half an hour after TwistedGears gave me the prompt in the first place.
Thanks to TwistedGears for the prompt last night, and for TwistedGears, Randomini, Sound Chaser, and Dr_Leonard for looking it over and reviewing it, and for Tagliafierro for giving me the title! Also thanks to Kaktus for saying he would look, but I dunno when I'm gonna be back tonight so I preemptively posted it. Sorry man :( If I'm forgetting anyone else, lemme know!