Author: [*user AiliceHershey]
Translated by: [*user aisakuyuyu]
Special Thanks to Proofreading and Advice: [*user Monidrake],[*user Red_Selppa],[*user nearly7th]
Source: SCP-JP
Link: SCP-エビ-JP-J
Translator's annotation: SCP-710-JP-J is one of the Top Rated joke SCPs in the Japanese branch. As a brief explanation, I will quote the first paragraph of Description of the original sentence.
SCP-710-JP-J is a manual martial art of secret tradition based on scientific evidence. Scientifically proven skills and systematic training methods have been established, and now many foundation staff are training daily. Also, research is still being conducted and new techniques are being developed.