Ultimately, I like this - there are a couple things that bug me though.
that plays only FPA Preadolescent Programming.
I don't really like the shortcut and the capitalization. Saying "recorded broadcasts and programming fit for preadolescent viewing" would fit better.
Also, do SCP-2650-1 age normally or not?
SCP-2650-B should be fed once per day with five (5) Standard D-Class Capsule Rations using the Rations Transference Device.
Meh. If I understand correctly what you mean, it's a little far too future-tech for me with respect to the Foundation.
Deterrence Device activation rates have been reduced by 300%.
NO
This makes zero fucking sense. Reduction by 100% means that you don't have to use them anymore, after all.
EDIT: And now I can upvote.