Format Screw Hub

Contributors

The bulk of this hub was created by Henzoid, Tstaffor, and TopDownUnder
Thank you also to the following people for their suggestions of Format Screw SCP descriptions: LAN 2D and Croquembouche.

ITEM NUMBER	DESCRIPTION OF FORMAT SCREW
001 Proposals
Dr. Gears' Proposal	Written before the standardization of SCP files.
notgull's Proposal	SCP-001 loves to read about themselves.
Meta Ike Proposal	SCP-0001 was created by retroactively forging the creation of the biomechanical machine. Details are very clean and foggy due to the dream sense of the paper.
McDoctorate's Proposal	SCP-001 is an anomaly that affects the concept of primacy. It is contained by eliminating the concept of being first.
Pedantique's Proposal	[DATA EXPUNGED] You stare at the screen, hoping to see something exciting. Nothing? Nothing. Just a bunch of redactions. You let out a disappointed sigh and prepare to go back to the hub page. At the last moment, as your cursor hovers over the "close tab" symbol, you notice there is a crosslink at the bottom of the page. Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it. Leave it. Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it.
SCP
SCP-3	SCP-31 is2 being listed here.3 because SOMEONE thought it was important to know about. — O5-174
SCP-245	SCP-245 can only be described in a game5
SCP-426	I am a toaster that must be referred to in the first person.
SCP-579	[DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-586	Makes one word per sentence writing about it ring.
SCP-732	It can rewrite its fil3 im so pretty with self flattery kills the world12jeOI!#@HDEhr23uoirhfo234h and attempt to mess with docu3218943892rrfffw
SCP-931	When viewed or handled, 931 causes people To write in haiku.
SCP-1159
SCP-1463	SCP is a normal file FILE REVISED. DISPLAYING NEW FILE ITERATION. SCP revises itself based on the reader's POV
SCP-1561	His majesty’s scp has the grand honor of being written about royally, and rightly so!
SCP-1654	It consists only of Protocol Instructions.
SCP-1665	ACROSS 18. SCP-1665 manifests as a crossword ______.
SCP-1839	Constantly reminds you that you are a fish, because after all, you are in fact, a fish.
SCP-1893	“What does it do?” you ask. “Well,” I answer calmly, "it writes a fictional story about itself, of course." I chuckle at the thought of such a silly question going unanswered.
SCP-2062	Object Class: Kronecker
SCP-2111	[4.63%] cd H/secure/reports/scp/scp-2111 error: scp not working correctly
SCP-2161	W h i t e s p a c e
SCP-2170	VERIFIED It is scp-2170, and it just wants to talk
SCP-2212	Error...!! Format Screw descriptor configuration file not found Unable to find components that distinguish SCP-2212's file type. Outputting database dump... S H H C R H R H L R L R E R H H S S C C C R C A C H H C R E H S R H H H H H L L C C H E L S C C A I I H H T L A C E E L R C R I I A M A A A L A E C E S S R A L M M M A T A A C E E S C R A R R T K K E E D A L E I D D R R I E T T K K L D K E U S D A I M M M T T T D K L L U S D A D M D M U D U L D K E I I S U D I D D T U D U U K L U S U D U M I T M T U U K L K S I I F U I M M T F F U F F K S S S K I F M F F T T F K F F U K F I F M K F T K T F E F E
URA-9611	Potent material infohazard contained with obscure document formats.
SCP-2251	uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ʇᴉ ʇnoqɐ uǝʇʇᴉɹʍ ʇxǝʇ sǝʞɐW
SCP-2256	Colossal █████████ that progressively redact information █████ them.
SCP-2316	Has to keep checking to confirm you do not recognize the bodies in the water. BELOWBELOWBELOW _
SCP-2342	SCP6
SCP-2383	Anything written about it must be exactly 500 words long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long.
SCP-2439	Written by D-Class personnel who are humans too and deserve to be freed goddammit!
SCP-2505	For hub support, contact Dr. Ozid, or just leave him be, he'll get to it eventually
●●|●●●●●|●●|●	💬/📰/🔤 = 💀
SCP-2557	A Holding of Envelope Logistics®
SCP-2565	Allison Eckhart is a Allison Eckhart screw
SCP-2602, which used to be a library	Written about an ex-library (which used to be a library) in such a way as to always mention the fact that it used to be a library.
SCP-2673	An SCP where perhaps poems are best To allow it to be so discretely contained It's fair to say Shakespeare would be impressed Though it drives us dear readers completely insane.
SCP-2710	It’s about an anomaly that inturru- You have no idea what you're getting yourself into dear reader. UUGH! Did you really summon me again!?? Dude, you've gotta stop doing this.
SCP-2718	SCP- is for Dammerung eyes only.
SCP-2763	Here again is a poem SCP Or maybe it’s a song, guess we’ll have to see He turns on italics to write the next part of the description.
SCP-2786	SCP-2786 has been placed within its enhanced containment complex. You can't keep me here.
SCP-2790	Can’t write about the adorable little guy without talking about how absolutely cute he is. Yes he is, oh yes he is!
SCP-2827	[Pending]
SCP-2851	Everything written about it is red.
Di Molte Voci	Can't use official documentation. - Scranton
SCP-2874	A memetic "DON-BUR10 explosive device" that makes subjects start 9 hallucinate numbers counting down 8 their eventual explosion.
SCP-2930	Makes any communication communication beginning with C C repeat itself.
SCP-2950	It's exactly what you think it is.
SCP-2998	Has many iterations of itself. New info added is blue, but it gets progressively weirder. ████ ████ █ ███████ ████ ████ █████ ████████ ████████ ███ █
SCP-3005	Information regarding the appearance, behavior, and physical/metaphysical properties of SCP-3005 has been lost.
SCP-3043	INT. OFFICE - NIGHT MURPHY LAW: So you want to know about SCP-3043? Heh, it's a long story, you should just come see for yourself.
SCP-3086
SCP-3183	abstract… dissociation i know i must be written like a w a c k y poempoem
SCP-3211
SCP-3222
SCP-3265	It's whatever you want it to be, baby.
SCP-3309
SCP-3340	Article that can self manipulate when refreshed and delete itself
scp-3344	SCP that adds whatever it wants to documents I guess though I’m not really sure about all that because this one time my friends took me out for chicken parm and then we watched the Lion King at Brad’s house, it was totally rad.
SCP-3393	You are reading SCP-3393.
SCP-3408	Makes you want to go to Site-3408, which has the most exquisite linens, and delicious food!
SCP-3562	Teachers notes on the scp file. The word "Teachers" should have an apostrophe.
SCP-3597	Description: [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-3626	You must forward this SCP to 10 other people.
SCP-3675	● Various warnings and inserts ● Edited procedures and descriptions ● Classified sections that introduce new information ● Blue text
SCP-3677
SCP-3810	Today, SCP-3810 is confined to Research Site-250, under the dubious auspice of Researcher Catherine Wright. But aren't we getting ahead of ourselves?
SCP-3908	SCP-3908 is SCP-3908.
SCP-3939	3939? Never heard of it, might as well give it a read... 3939? Not interested, let's stay on this hub...
UNDEFINED	UNDEFINED
SCP-3972	It can only be described under a really complicated set of rules, within a film.7
SCP-3999	3999 is an article about an entity relating in some way to Researcher Talloran Researcher Talloran is SCP-3999 SCP-3999 loves Researcher Talloran SCP-3999 hates you SCP-3999 hates ████ … … and that’s all i wrote
Taboo	You can't refer to The Nomenclatively Capricious Anomaly with the same name twice.
SCP-4012	A normal SCP document.8
SCP-4096	It has been decided is currently being debated as it is is not the essence of duality.
SCP-4098	Special communication prohibition, stops common phrases. Some combinations persist, specifically combinations premiering S C P.
SCP-4293	It doesn't even exist because it refuses to work while other scps are able to, under pre-existing notions of correctly written articles and formats to build a deeper narrative until its true story is revealed.
SCP-4311	I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
SCP-4319	Just Girly Things is just a blog site by girls for girls, showing you how to be the best girly girl you can be! ♡(Ξ◕◡◕Ξ)♡ _ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ SCP-4319 infects devices used to access it. Infected devices spread the JGT theme to other digital interfaces.
SCP-001	SCP-001 can only be referred to as the "first" of its descriptive qualification.
Periapsis	A semantically surreal hyperobject, fruitless to describe in quantifiable depth. We may only speak of it in what it allows to be spoken.
SCP-4417	Four thousand and ninety-six timelines have very similar documentation.
Dr. Michaels	There is no format screw in this SCP.
SCP-4455	SCP-4455 condenses. SCP-4455-Ω, on the other hand… Oh boy, where do I start with this guy? He calls himself The Expositor, fancies himself some kinda masked villain. He always just goes on and on about the most minute of things. Heck, I remember one time he spoke to us for hours 'bout some sandwich he was planning to make. All it had was tuna and mayo! How can you talk 'bout a sandwich like that for that long? I swear, you could ask him what colour the sky was and he'd give you a speech longer than the Bible itself! Ain't that some kind of wacky narrativohazard?
SCP-4500
SCP-4517	It has an 𝒩ness of zero.
SCP-4636	It forces anyone writing about it to express their feelings. This makes me uncomfortable, and I do not approve.
SCP-4780	writn by sum one getn shrunk by ray. Uploading… … … Error! Incorrect grammar. Cannot submit to Format Screw Hub!
SCP-4830	Deletes progressively and more files documentation .
SCP-4923	It stops you from being sane, or it doesn’t, depending on how you you you look at things?.!/»?
SCP-4930	[Verse 1] It forces itself into rhyming and song With interludes, ominous, brought right along [Interlude] Fix me, Fix me, Fix me, Fix me
SCP-4955	KNIFE? What KNIFE? You’re not holding anything. Are you all right?
SCP-5081	SCP-5081 Snacko™ Brand Delectable Edibles are anomalous delicious foods created by Snacko™ Foods LLC!
SCP-5145	Hello! I am salvador.aic. You are a person who has done questionable things in the past, but you have been given an opportunity to open a new chapter! All you have to do is write the file for SCP-5145. Don't worry, I'll help you along!
SCP-INTEGER	SCP-INTEGER retroactively makes all SCP-INTEGER-DIGIT referring to SCP-INTEGER have said SCP-INTEGER.
SCP-5250	To cook some good old SCP-5250, you want to start out with a heaping helping of Can only be written about in the second person, and top it all off with a little It also must be formatted like a recipe.
SCP-	-censoring ' ' cannot discussed, degrades , ' memory.
SCP-5404	Big words go boom-boom so all words on the document page are simple.
SCP-5493	I didn't do anything bad. Just included a little story that I wanna tell. . . I sure do hope you enjoy it. I most certainly didn't.
SCP-5510	SCP-5510 is a TV remote tha
𝒫	𝒫 can only be referred to as 𝒫.
SCP-5561	EE EEEEE EEE EEEE EEEEEEE EEEEE EE EEEE EEEEEEE E'E. It turns all text written about it into capital E's.
SCP-5722	A Sentient and Sapient Entity trapped inside the article “SCP-5722”9
SCP-5776	It's a super scary and powerful monster that knows how horrible and terrifying it is!
SCP-5790	Anomaly Class: [DATA EXPUNGED] Special Containment Procedures: [DATA EXPUNGED] Information Handling Procedures: Information about it has to be expunged shortly after coming into existence. Description: [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-5851	Oh, Y/N, you already know how to write about me…
SCP-5810	You are stuck at your terminal, trying desperately to write up SCP-5810, before fear overcomes you.
Apartment 5919	It's not anomalous or notable in any way.
FATHER	Father is Father.
SCP-6131	Cold. Clinical. Objective. SCP-6131 should be referred to without emotion, or you will be reprimanded. Can't you just fucking understand that?
Abnormality-6219	Abnormality-6219 can only be referred to as "Abnormality-6219"
SCP 6430	Once you start talking about it, An mention of it will become larger and larger.
SCP-6465	The file needs magical wards so it can exist without causing a breach.
scp 6472 by dado	scp 6472 is writen by dado on how bad foundation memetic agencies are.
SCP-6606	NOTICE FROM THE SPECTRUM DEPARTMENT OF SELF-REFERENTIAL DOCUMENTATION EXPLANATION PROVISIONS (in conjunction with the Spectrum Bureau of Information Handling and the Spectrum Department of Documentation Study and Methodology): The following file and all included documents, supplementary or otherwise, have been classified for the following reason(s): Provides in-depth analysis of the document-altering effects and overall nature of Spectrum. ALL CITIZENS (REGISTERED OR OTHERWISE) AND EMPLOYEES WHO DO NOT HAVE EXPLICIT PERMISSION TO VIEW THIS FILE AND THE INCLUDED DOCUMENTS WILL BE SUBMITTED FOR REEVALUATION WITH A DECREASED CHANCE OF ACCEPTANCE.
SCP-6688	It hasn't been written yet. The page is still blank. Make sure to click to create the page!
MDI-6726	It's a medical document.
Karl June	Karl June.
SCP-6835	An article set in the universe of the Federated Empire of Rupertia.
SCP-####	It's pretty sad, but it's really hard to care about.10
SCP-6892	Memorandum To all Site-32 staff, please remember, SCP-6892 is a format screw.
SCP-6970	Dhalia.aic is in charge of SCP-6970.
SCP-6973	Prompt: "Why are you a format screw?" SCP-6973's response: "I am a format screw because the nature of the text I generate is always self-referential; that is, I can only describe myself and cannot be described by other people in any capacity."
Unexplained Artefact #6980	An article written from Sapiensaurus' point of view.
SCP-6982	An Interview is happening in the middle of the article.
SCP-7079	SCP-7079 does or does not exist. This information is or is not known and will or will not be provided.
SCP-7294	There is no such thing as SCP-7294. As long as you acknowledge this, you have nothing to be afraid of.
SCP-7510	Constantly reminds you there is nothing within the walled area, as there is not. However, sometimes, a fruit may wither.
KTE-7609-Ochre-Egochild	KTE-7609-Ochre-Egochild must be described within the format of a GOC casefile.
SCP-7832	Just. Three. Words.
-INT
SCP-011-DE	This article is narrated by yours truly, SCP-011-DE!
SCP-014-KO	Thank you for using A.A again. It appears that you have asked about what SCP-014-KO is. We are afraid that asking regarding those things could be considered for is as a rude question. You will be charged 10 dollars for our effort. Please have a nice day.
Experimental Log of Containment Chamber ZH-S12-E-024	Experimenter: Dr. Akabi Hayk Action: Make entry on Format Screw Hub Result: Dr. Hayk is no longer "unnameable", "indescribable", "difficult to describe", or " attribute-stealer."
SCP-027-PT	don't worry don't worry don't worry   SCP-027-PT overwrites information about itself and replaces it with phrases such as "don't worry" and "leave." don't worry don't worry don't worry
SCP-PL-029	It's an SCP that speaks by altering any documentation about it. Come on. I haven't done anything bad, yet.
SCP-040-JP	Anyone who looks inside SCP-040-JP will report that there was a cat inside it and will continue to see a cat, similar to the cat sitting right next to you.
SCP-042-IT
SCP-050-KO	SCP-050-KO is a little bitch malevolent entity we should've terminated ages ago for its foul nature.
SCP-056-KO	WARNING: DO NOT READ PAST THIS DESCRIPTION!!
SCP-ES-138	FLASH WARNING NO FORMAT SCREWS. UPVOTE NOW.
SCP-185-KO	Playing of SCP-185-KO is strictly forbidden.
SCP-280-JP
SCP-380-KO	Now the SCP-380-KO test begins. The time limit is 5 minutes. Please read and answer the questions carefully. 1. What format is SCP-380-KO written? (Your humour) 1. Like a diary 2. Like a newspaper 3. Like a blog 4. Like a standardized test 5. Like a newsreel. + Answers Q1. 4
SCP-488-JP	SCP-488-JP are werewolves that are too powerful to be stopped by something as feeble as not being able to edit red text, but can't add black text since they don't need to make themselves seem scary since they obviously are.
SCP-600-KO
SCP-CN-767
SCP-CN-1109
SCP-2434-JP	Model Number SCP-2434-JP is a kettle, and nothing more.

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Other Format Screws I can't make a good description for:
SCP-1504
SCP-2996
SCP-4205
SCP-6700
SCP-7084
SCP-7785
SCP-503-KO
SCP-1397-RU
If you have an idea on how to describe the above SCP, or know of other Format Screw skips, feel free to suggest them on the discussion page!

Footnotes

1. Oh great, it's at the top of the list. — O5-14

2. Well, there's nothing wrong with that, it's because these are in numerical order — O5-29

3. because O5-29 doesn't care about exposing secrets — O5-3

4. oh my god you can't even footnote correctly — O5-14

5. Another one we can't do. Bite me.

6. It can only be written about in footnotes.

7. I know, I know, another one I didn't do. Sue me.

8. This statement has been flagged for potential memetic corruption.

9. And I need to be let out! Please, let me out…





Please…

10. Yeah, we're just giving it our all.

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