Format Screw Hub


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ITEM NUMBER

DESCRIPTION OF FORMAT SCREW

001 Proposals


Dr. Gears' Proposal
Written before the standardization of SCP files.

notgull's Proposal
SCP-001 loves to read about themselves.

Meta Ike Proposal
SCP-0001 was created by retroactively forging the creation of the biomechanical machine. Details are very clean and foggy due to the dream sense of the paper.

McDoctorate's Proposal
SCP-001 is an anomaly that affects the concept of primacy. It is contained by eliminating the concept of being first.

SCP


SCP-245
SCP-245 can only be described in a game1

SCP-426
I am a toaster that must be referred to in the first person.

SCP-579
[DATA EXPUNGED]

SCP-586
Makes one word per sentence writing about it ring.

SCP-732
It can rewrite its fil3 im so pretty with self flattery kills the world12jeOI!#@HDEhr23uoirhfo234h and attempt to mess with docu3218943892rrfffw

SCP-931
When viewed or handled,
931 causes people
To write in haiku.

SCP-1159

SCP-1463

SCP is a normal file

FILE REVISED. DISPLAYING NEW FILE ITERATION.

SCP revises itself based on the reader's POV


SCP-1561
His majesty’s scp has the grand honor of being written about royally, and rightly so!

SCP-1654

It consists only of Protocol Instructions.


SCP-1665
puzzle.png
ACROSS
18. SCP-1665 manifests as a crossword ______.

SCP-1839
Constantly reminds you that you are a fish, because after all, you are in fact, a fish.

SCP-1893
“What does it do?” you ask.
“Well,” I answer calmly, "it writes a fictional story about itself, of course."
I chuckle at the thought of such a silly question going unanswered.

SCP-2062
Object Class: Kronecker

SCP-2111
[4.63%] cd H/secure/reports/scp/scp-2111 error: scp not working correctly

SCP-2161
W h i t e s p a c e

SCP-2170
VERIFIED It is scp-2170, and it just wants to talk

SCP-2212
Error...!!
Format Screw descriptor configuration file not found
Unable to find components that distinguish SCP-2212's file type.

Outputting database dump...
S H H C R H R H L R L R E R H
H S S C C C R C A C H H C R E
H S R H H H H H L L C C H E L
S C C A I I H H T L A C E E L
R C R I I A M A A A L A E C E
S S R A L M M M A T A A C E E
S C R A R R T K K E E D A L E
I D D R R I E T T K K L D K E
U S D A I M M M T T T D K L L
U S D A D M D M U D U L D K E
I I S U D I D D T U D U U K L
U S U D U M I T M T U U K L K
S I I F U I M M T F F U F F K
S S S K I F M F F T T F K F F
U K F I F M K F T K T F E F E

URA-9611
Potent material infohazard contained with obscure document formats.

SCP-2251
uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ʇᴉ ʇnoqɐ uǝʇʇᴉɹʍ ʇxǝʇ sǝʞɐW

SCP-2256
Colossal █████████ that progressively redact information █████ them.

SCP-2316

Has to keep checking to confirm you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
BELOWBELOWBELOW


SCP-2342
SCP2

SCP-2383
Anything written about it must be exactly 500 words long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long.

SCP-2439
Written by D-Class personnel who are humans too and deserve to be freed goddammit!

SCP-2505

For hub support, contact Dr. Ozid, or just leave him be, he'll get to it eventually


●●|●●●●●|●●|●
💬/📰/🔤 = 💀

SCP-2557
A Holding of Envelope Logistics®

SCP-2565
Allison Eckhart is a Allison Eckhart screw

SCP-2602, which used to be a library
Written about an ex-library (which used to be a library) in such a way as to always mention the fact that it used to be a library.

SCP-2673
An SCP where perhaps poems are best
To allow it to be so discretely contained
It's fair to say Shakespeare would be impressed
Though it drives us dear readers completely insane.

SCP-2710
It’s about an anomaly that inturru- You have no idea what you're getting yourself into dear reader.
UUGH! Did you really summon me again!?? Dude, you've gotta stop doing this.

SCP-2718
SCP-numerals.gif is for Dammerung eyes only.

SCP-2763
Here again is a poem SCP
Or maybe it’s a song, guess we’ll have to see
He turns on italics to write the next part of the description.

SCP-2790
Can’t write about the adorable little guy without talking about how absolutely cute he is. Yes he is, oh yes he is!

SCP-2827
[Pending]

SCP-2851
Everything written about it is red.

Di Molte Voci
Can't use official documentation. - Scranton

SCP-2874
A memetic "DON-BUR10 explosive device" that makes subjects start 9 hallucinate numbers counting down 8 their eventual explosion.

SCP-2930
Makes any communication communication beginning with C C repeat itself.

SCP-2950
It's exactly what you think it is.

SCP-2998
Has many iterations of itself. New info added is blue, but it gets progressively weirder.
████ ████ █ ███████ ████ ████ █████ ████████ ████████ ███ █

SCP-3005
Information regarding the appearance, behavior, and physical/metaphysical properties of SCP-3005 has been lost.

SCP-3043
INT. OFFICE - NIGHT

MURPHY LAW:
So you want to know about SCP-3043?
Heh, it's a long story, you should just come see for yourself.

SCP-3086

SCP-3183
abstract… dissociation
i know i must be written like a
w a c k y poempoem

SCP-3211


SCP-3222
3222.png

SCP-3265
It's whatever you want it to be, baby.

SCP-3309


SCP-3340
Article that can self manipulate when refreshed and delete itself

scp-3344
SCP that adds whatever it wants to documents I guess though I’m not really sure about all that because this one time my friends took me out for chicken parm and then we watched the Lion King at Brad’s house, it was totally rad.

SCP-3393
You are reading SCP-3393.

SCP-3408
Makes you want to go to Site-3408, which has the most exquisite linens, and delicious food!

SCP-3562
Teachers notes on the scp file.
The word "Teachers" should have an apostrophe.

SCP-3626
You must forward this SCP to 10 other people.

SCP-3675
● Various warnings and inserts
● Edited procedures and descriptions
● Classified sections that introduce new information
Blue text

SCP-3677
3677.png

SCP-3908
SCP-3908 is SCP-3908.

SCP-3939

SCP-3972
It can only be described under a really complicated set of rules, within a film.3

SCP-3999
3999 is an article about an entity relating in some way to Researcher Talloran
Researcher Talloran is SCP-3999
SCP-3999 loves Researcher Talloran
SCP-3999 hates you
SCP-3999 hates ████


and that’s all i wrote

Taboo
You can't refer to The Nomenclatively Capricious Anomaly with the same name twice.

SCP-4012
A normal SCP document.4

SCP-4096
It has been decided is currently being debated as it is is not the essence of duality.

SCP-4098
Special communication prohibition, stops common phrases. Some combinations persist, specifically combinations premiering S C P.

SCP-4293
It doesn't even exist because it refuses to work while other scps are able to, under pre-existing notions of correctly written articles and formats to build a deeper narrative until its true story is revealed.

SCP-4311
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you

SCP-4319

Just Girly Things is just a blog site by girls for girls, showing you how to be the best girly girl you can be! ♡(Ξ◕◡◕Ξ)♡



SCP-4417
Four thousand and ninety-six timelines have very similar documentation.

Dr. Michaels
There is no format screw in this SCP.

SCP-4455

SCP-4455 condenses.

SCP-4455-Ω, on the other hand… Oh boy, where do I start with this guy? He calls himself The Expositor, fancies himself some kinda masked villain. He always just goes on and on about the most minute of things. Heck, I remember one time he spoke to us for hours 'bout some sandwich he was planning to make. All it had was tuna and mayo! How can you talk 'bout a sandwich like that for that long? I swear, you could ask him what colour the sky was and he'd give you a speech longer than the Bible itself! Ain't that some kind of wacky narrativohazard?


SCP-4500


SCP-4517
It has an 𝒩ness of zero.

SCP-4636
It forces anyone writing about it to express their feelings. This makes me uncomfortable, and I do not approve.

SCP-4780

writn by sum one getn shrunk by ray.

Uploading…


Error! Incorrect grammar. Cannot submit to Format Screw Hub!


scp-4830
Deletes progressively and more files documentation .

SCP-4923
It stops you from being sane, or it doesn’t, depending on how you you you look at things?.!/»?

SCP-4930
[Verse 1]
It forces itself into rhyming and song
With interludes, ominous, brought right along
[Interlude]
Fix me, Fix me, Fix me, Fix me

SCP-4955
KNIFE? What KNIFE?
You’re not holding anything. Are you all right?

SCP-INTEGER
SCP-INTEGER retroactively makes all SCP-INTEGER-DIGIT referring to SCP-INTEGER have said SCP-INTEGER.

SCP-5250
To cook some good old SCP-5250, you want to start out with a heaping helping of Can only be written about in the second person, and top it all off with a little It also must be formatted like a recipe.

SCP-
-censoring ' ' cannot discussed, degrades , ' memory.

SCP-5404
Big words go boom-boom so all words on the document page are simple.

SCP-5493

I didn't do anything bad. Just included a little story that I wanna tell.
.
.
I sure do hope you enjoy it. I most certainly didn't.


SCP-5510
SCP-5510 is a TV remote tha𝖨

𝒫
𝒫 can only be referred to as 𝒫.

SCP-5561
EE EEEEE EEE EEEE EEEEEEE EEEEE EE EEEE EEEEEEE E'E.
It turns all text written about it into capital E's.

SCP-5776
It's a super scary and powerful monster that knows how horrible and terrifying it is!

SCP-5851
Oh, Y/N, you already know how to write about me…

SCP-5810
You are stuck at your terminal, trying desperately to write up SCP-5810, before fear overcomes you.

Apartment 5919
It's not anomalous or notable in any way.

SCP-6131
Cold. Clinical. Objective. SCP-6131 should be referred to without emotion, or you will be reprimanded. Can't you just fucking understand that?

Abnormality-6219
Abnormality-6219 can only be referred to as "Abnormality-6219"

SCP-6688
It hasn't been written yet. The page is still blank. Make sure to click to create the page!

MDI-6726
It's a medical document.

SCP-6892

SCP-6970

Dhalia.aic is in charge of SCP-6970.

-INT


SCP-011-DE

This article is narrated by yours truly, SCP-011-DE!


SCP-014-KO

Thank you for using A.A again.

It appears that you have asked about what SCP-014-KO is. We are afraid that asking regarding those things could be considered for is as a rude question.

You will be charged 10 dollars for our effort.

Please have a nice day.


Experimental Log of Containment Chamber ZH-S12-E-024

Experimenter: Dr. Akabi Hayk
Action: Make entry on Format Screw Hub
Result: Dr. Hayk is no longer "unnameable", "indescribable", "difficult to describe", or " attribute-stealer."


SCP-027-PT

don't worry


don't worry


don't worry


don't worry


don't worry


don't worry


SCP-PL-029
It's an SCP that speaks by altering any documentation about it.
Come on. I haven't done anything bad, yet.

SCP-040-JP
Anyone who looks inside SCP-040-JP will report that there was a cat inside it and will continue to see a cat, similar to the cat sitting right next to you.

SCP-050-KO
SCP-050-KO is a little bitch malevolent entity we should've terminated ages ago for its foul nature.

SCP-056-KO

WARNING: DO NOT READ PAST THIS DESCRIPTION!!


SCP-ES-138

SCP-185-KO
Playing of SCP-185-KO is strictly forbidden.

SCP-280-JP


SCP-380-KO

Now the SCP-380-KO test begins. The time limit is 5 minutes. Please read and answer the questions carefully.

1. What format is SCP-380-KO written? (Your humour)

1. Like a diary
2. Like a newspaper
3. Like a blog
4. Like a standardized test
5. Like a newsreel.


SCP-488-JP
SCP-488-JP are werewolves that are too powerful to be stopped by something as feeble as not being able to edit red text, but can't add black text since they don't need to make themselves seem scary since they obviously are.

SCP-600-KO
scp-600-ko.png

SCP-CN-767
767-3.png

SCP-CN-1109

SCP-2434-JP
Model Number SCP-2434-JP is a kettle, and nothing more.

Other Format Screws I can't make a good description for:
Pedantique's Proposal
SCP-1504
SCP-4205
SCP-5145
SCP-6700
SCP-6982
SCP-042-IT
SCP-280-JP
SCP-1397-RU
If you have an idea on how to describe the above SCP, or know of other Format Screw skips, feel free to suggest them on the discussion page!

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