Fly's Purgatory
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Welcome to the SwanTran Guide through Fly's Purgatory. I am a figment of Fly's imagination, here to make your reading experience a little easier!
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Eventyr
The cycle continues, set to a new tune
"Not many things happen only once upon a time."
A folklore/fairytale/literary remixing the SCP lore of old (and new). The dark whimsy of fairytales and folklore, and the absurdity of everyday. Also very gay.
HUB
The cycle will continue, but now we set the tune.
SCPs
| Entry | Title | A story about | |
|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-8166 | Eastward of Eden | A trans fairytale about identity, guilded prisons, and the Cornwall Incident. 8kcon entry with Aster and Faust, and the cornerstone of Eventyr | |
| "Why did they eat that forbidden fruit? Why did they hunger for knowledge and throw us all from Paradise? Had it been I in that fruitful garden, I would not have let Sin enter the world." He believed those words the day he first thought them, and still did the day he fell." | |||
| SCP-7462 | And every night, Alagadda drags you back. | Eventyr's Alagadda, an the origins of Hermeneutics. Remixcon | |
| "Who is that shade, who stands to the side? A figure in shadow, a King untied." | |||
Tales
| Title | Featuring | A story about |
|---|---|---|
| Tinker Tailor Soldier Jailor | Clef, Strelnikov and an introduction of Kondraki, Rights and Crow | A recently defected GOC agent arrives at Site-19, and meets a security guard that equals him in bullshit. With Faust! |
| "The Foundation is exhausting. Terribly precise, infuriatingly formulaic. A caricature of bureaucracy. Of course, you knew that before you joined them." | ||
| Draven & Dmitri hit the Stage | Strelnikov and Draven Kondraki | Drag, rabbits, growing up and coming out. A Pridecon entry written with Faust and Waxx. |
| "You cannot fly if you dare not to fall. But once you let go, you can find those willing to catch you.." | ||
| Pony Posting is Now Banned at Site-19 | Several ponies? | April Fools 2024 post with Aster and Faust! |
| "Classified documentation pertaining to several SCP objects has been circulated along the senior staff offices of Site-19’s East Wing. There appears to be a picture of a cartoon horse included in each of them." | ||
| Lecture notes of Dr. Clef's workshop, "Real Life and You: How to Survive when Barely Functional." | Clef, Kondraki, and a little Gears | Clef is a maladapted goblin. With Nico and Prismal! |
| "Had this odd catatonia not been the best sleep he'd had in a dog's age, he would be much more irate. The only problem, as it were, was that he couldn't remember exactly what had happened to lead up to this situation." | ||
| Agent, Father, Motherfucker: Alto Clef, in memoriam | Clef and many more | Clef dies in a car crash. Opinions are had. Eventyr megacollab. |
| "On August 12th, 2017 at 7am, Agent Alto Clef was killed in a fatal car wreck, which, most people would agree, was quite a lovely thing." | ||
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SITE 312
Hell & High Water
"Stand guard over the lower lands."
A quaint little site located in Nieuwegein, Netherlands. No keters, no D-class, and very little manpower. These are stories about the human element, the nature of everyday mundanity, and the people stuck on the fringe of normalcy.
And the kinds of horror that are slumbering underneath…
SCPs
| Entry | Title | Featuring | A story about |
|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-7422 | A random string of 1s and 0s | Mx. Harrit Swanepoel | Containing those who don't accept you [cw: queerphobia] |
| "Error. User credentials not recognised." | |||
| SCP-7873 | Cultural Exchange Program | Researcher Gijs van Oosterbeek & Agent Jacob Banks | Memory, legacy, Americanisation. A collab with scalykitty for Goblincon |
| "Is this how you want to be remembered?" | |||
| SCP-7944 | The shadows we cast | Gijs van Oosterbeek, Harrit Swanepoel, Sterre de Veer & Jacob Banks | The impressions we leave on the world and parenthood. My Art Exchange 2023 gift to NicktheBrink1 |
| "A man is the shadow he casts on the world." - AS | |||
| SCP-7462 | And every night, Alagadda drags you back. | Agent Jan Claessen, Anna Dubois | Temptation, and Alagadda's answer [Remixcon] |
| "Who is that shade, who stands to the side? A figure in shadow, a King untied." | |||
| SCP-7852 | An emptiness, burned into the fabric of life | Agent Jan Claessen | Giving more than you have to a job |
| "I can handle it. I have it all under control." | |||
Tales
| Title | Featuring | A story about |
|---|---|---|
| The mundanity of you and him | Gijs van Oosterbeek, Daniël van den Bosch | Pride 2023: the mundane wonder of marriage |
| "You weren’t made for mundanity, even if you craved it." | ||
| FURBALL | Anna Dubois | Spook Nicon entry 2024: the corrupting horror of a system meant to oppress |
| "You can’t disguise a smell. A sweet, flowery smell of decay and the inevitable." | ||
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ESSAYS & RESOURCES
| Entry Designation | Context |
|---|---|
| Talk the Talk | Writing Club script essay |
| A demonstration on setting up dialogue, and especially how to analyse it. | |
| Plot vs. Narrative | Writing Club script essay |
| What is plot, what is narrative, and how do they fit together? An analysis of Series 1 articles to demonstrate, with Psi! | |
| Eventyr theme | Theme to use on Eventyr articles |
| First time making a theme, thanks to Queer, Nico and Fish! | |
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OTHER CANON
| Entry Designation | Title | Setting |
|---|---|---|
| SCP-2704 | The Lonely Star | The Midwestern town of Chugwater, created by (and collab with) SYTYCFanon |
| Ever wondered what answers you might find on the bottom of a glass of soda? | ||
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SwanTran-Lifeline [FLY]: ??
- Poohbear [CatPurrrrgatorio]: where food?
- Follow-up[Y]: added automated feeding script. Blocked future requests.
- Man of Mystery [Mr. Purgatorio]: you get weirder by the day.
- Follow-up: [N]
- Evert Wijdig-Aardappel [ParallelPotatoes]: SwanTran could use a bit more chaotic energy like its competitor, GooseTran. Significant lack of horribleness. 7/10.
- Follow-up[Y]: request forwarded to Gijs "Goose" van Oosterbeek.
- Gijs [Goose]: Which me-me is this, Harrit? I don't get it.
- Britt van Olde Nit [BitOddInnit]: Please fix the speech to text it keeps changing to Toki Pona mid-sentence. Otherwise enjoyable experience. 7/10
- Follow-up[Y]: Speech to text now switches to Frysk yn 'e midden fan' e sin.
- Carla Bontekoe [cafecow]: UI might be bugged, it keeps giving me messages about how the "inevitable arms of decay are waiting patiently to welcome me home". Unsettling, but comforting. 7.5/10
- Follow-up[Y]: UI checked, now correctly displays message in Dutch.
- Tom Poes [Scalykitty]: Keeps complaining about the “americanisation” of english spelling. Can we update to fix the typo?
- Follow-up[Y]: Corrected spelling of "Tom Poes [Scalykitty]" to "Tompouce [Schubbekat]".
- Servatius van On [SYTYCFanon]: 0/10 I can't use this to speak to swans. What am I supposed to do when they take over?
- Follow-up[Y]: Accept inevitability.
- Jan Verdronkene [DrowningDutchman]: Why does this thing assume it's a female name?
- Follow-up[Y]: Corrected gender module. Jan is now a Big Boy.
- Kristal Viroras [Prismal]: why is my lord and savior WAN a swan? Glad to see WAN finally given credit as a trans icon though.
- Follow-up[Y]: WAN trans fursona.
- Sterre de Veer [AstersQuill]: This thing has a habit of replying to short queries with large bodies of text. Is this a feature or a bug?
- Follow-up[Y]: Since I know you're the nicest person here, I know you mean this as an actual question and the harsh roast was accidental. But you get me thinking here! What is a feature, what is a bug, and how can a bug become a feature? I'd like to [See document Tangent#71 Page 31-89 for full review of request].
- Nico de Oom-Linie [Uncle Nicolini]: [ERROR, FIELD CANNOT BE NULL]
- Follow-up[Y]: You can't tell me what I can or cannot be, uncle! I'm an adult now!
- Arja van Draad [AriadnesThread]: I don't know exactly what SwanTran is but it's great and neat and so are you.
- Follow-up[Y]: Changed upvote button to 'neat' button.
- Raoul "Rakker" Kanner [rakkran]: 6/10, wonderful program but loses points for trying to deliver messages in this gibberish it calls "Dutch".
- Follow-up[Y]: Rakker m'n makker, waar heb je 't over. Ik spreek geen gibber.
- Maarten Nijverheid [IndustryStandard]: I find I'm struggling to misuse your program :/ Could you turn some dials and fix that please?
- Follow-up[Y]: Added 7 new buttons that make the user experience less optimal.
- Anne Slikkers [Anky Swallow]: This program is great! It just keeps trying to propose to me. Standards have not been sufficiently worn down as of yet.
- Follow-up[Y]: Please just install the update. That's all I'm asking.
- Orion "Ori" Dieveling [OriTiefling]: Ori.
- Follow-up[Y]: Ori
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SwanTran Tool Changelog
[[2024-01-10: Fragmentation reverted on [SCP-7944].}}
2023-09-04: Interpretation added, value=TRUE, uploaded file [SCP-7462].
2023-06-29: Completed Landing Page module.
Coen de Hond [Cubeflix] and Jacob Verwant [Jackalrelated] optimised animation and file orientation.
[FlyPurgatorio] added new logo
2023-06-24: Rewrote code on module [SCP-7873].
2023-06-24: Added new documentation on [mundanity].
2023-06-13: Closed unexpected void-sequence in [SCP-7852].
2023-05-23: Initial iteration of [SCP-7873] before re-sequencing.
2023-05-03: Power outage registered in [SCP-7422], rebooting initialised.
2023-04-15: Joined existing file [2704].
2023-02-24: SwanTran initiated.
page revision: 31, last edited: 16 Nov 2024 16:43