Lt Flops' Author Page

/* source: http://ah-sandbox.wikidot.com/component:collapsible-sidebar-x1 */
 
#top-bar .open-menu a {
        position: fixed;
        top: 0.5em;
        left: 0.5em;
        z-index: 5;
        font-family: 'Nanum Gothic', san-serif;
        font-size: 30px;
        font-weight: 700;
        width: 30px;
        height: 30px;
        line-height: 0.9em;
        text-align: center;
        border: 0.2em solid #888;
        background-color: #fff;
        border-radius: 3em;
        color: #888;
}
 
@media (min-width: 768px) {
 
    .mobile-top-bar {
        display: block;
    }
 
    .mobile-top-bar li {
        display: none;
    }
 
    #main-content {
        max-width: 708px;
        margin: 0 auto;
        padding: 0;
        transition: max-width 0.2s ease-in-out;
    }
 
    #side-bar {
        display: block!important;
        position: fixed;
        top: 0;
        left: -19em;
        width: 17em;
        height: 100%;
        overflow-y: auto;
        z-index: 10;
        padding: 0.3em 0.675em;
        background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.1);
        transition: left 0.5s ease-in-out;
    }
 
    #side-bar:target {
        display: block;
        left: 0;
        width: 17em;
        margin: 0;
        z-index: 10;
    }
 
    #side-bar:target .close-menu {
        display: block;
        position: fixed;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        z-index: -1;
    }
 
    #top-bar .open-menu a:hover {
        text-decoration: none;
    }
 
    .close-menu {
        margin-left: 19em;
        opacity: 0;
    }
}

@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Architects+Daughter&display=swap');
 @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Montserrat:wght@700&display=swap');
 
/* Flopstyle CSS Theme
 * [2020 Wikidot Theme]
 * Created by Lt Flops
 * Select CSS Styles Are Credited Where Necessary
 * -- (CC BY-SA 3.0) --
**/
 
/* -------- SITE HEADER -------- */
 span, a{
     word-break: unset;
}
 #header h1 a,
 #header h1 a::before{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 90%);
 
     text-shadow:
        .7px    .7px  0 hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .8),
       1.4px   1.4px  0 hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .8);
}
 #header h1 a{
     font-family: "Montserrat", "Arial", sans-serif;
     font-size: 170%;
     letter-spacing: 0;
}
 #header h2 span,
 #header h2 span::before{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 90%);
 
     text-shadow: 1px 1px 0 hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .8);
}
 
/* -------- TOP MENU -------- */
 #search-top-box{
     right: 6px;
}
 #search-top-box-input{
     border-radius: 0;
}
 #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]{
     background: hsl(0, 33%, 30%);
     border-radius: 0;
 
     font-size: unset;
}
 #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:hover,
 #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:focus{
     background: hsl(0, 25%, 50%);
}
 #top-bar,
 #login-status{
     right: 8px;
}
 
/* -------- SIDE MENU -------- */
 #side-bar:target{
     width: 18.2em;
}
 #side-bar .side-block{
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 20%);
     border-radius: 0;
}
 #side-bar .heading{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
     border-bottom: solid 1px hsl(0, 0%, 20%);
}
 
/* -------- GENERAL -------- */
 body{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     word-break: unset;
}
 #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"],
 #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:hover,
 #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:focus,
 #top-bar ul li ul,
 #side-bar .side-block,
 .page-rate-widget-box,
 .scp-image-block{
     box-shadow: none;
}
 
/* -------- INFO BAR -------- */
 body{
     --barColour: hsl(0, 89%, 18%);
}
 .u-faq{
     display: none;
}
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content{
     padding: 0 .5em 30px;
}
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content .wiki-content-table{
     width: 100%;
}
 
/* -------- INFO PANE -------- */
 .creditRate{
     margin-right: 0 !important;
}
 .rate-box-with-credit-button{
     border-radius: 0 !important;
     box-shadow: none !important;
}
 
/* -------- PAGE RATING -------- */
 .page-rate-widget-box{
     margin-right: 0;
}
 .page-rate-widget-box,
 .page-rate-widget-box .rate-points{
     border-radius: 0;
}
 .page-rate-widget-box .cancel,
 .page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover{
     border-radius: 0 !important;
}
 
/* -------- FORMATTING | [GENERAL] -------- */
 #page-content h1,
 #page-content h2,
 #page-content h3,
 #page-content h4,
 #page-content h5,
 #page-content h6{
     display: flex;
     flex-direction: column;
     justify-content: center;
     margin-bottom: .57em;
 
     text-align: center;
     word-break: unset;
}
 hr{
     height: 0;
     margin: 1em 0;
 
     background-color: transparent;
     border-top: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 67%);
}
 .collapsible-block-link{
     font-size: 120%;
     font-weight: bold;
}
 .info-container .collapsible-block-link{
     font-size: 100%;
}
 ol li{
     margin: 0 0 1em;
}
 ul{
     margin:1em 0;
}
 .footnotes-footer, .bibitems{
     padding: 0 0 .5em;
}
 
/* -------- IMAGE BLOCK -------- */
 .scp-image-block.block-right{
     margin: 0 0 1em 2em;
}
 
/* -------- FORMATTING | [SPECIAL] -------- */
 .centered{ /* ---- Center-Aligns Text ---- */
     text-align: center;
}
 
 .justified{ /* ---- Justify-Aligns Text ---- */
     text-align: justify;
}
 
 .indented{ /* ---- Indents Block by ½-inch/2em (Use Within Other Divs) ---- */
     text-indent: 2.4em;
}
 .indented .bibcite,
 .indented .footnoteref,
 .indented ul,
 .indented ol,
 .indented .scp-image-block.block-right,
 .indented h1,
 .indented h2,
 .indented h3,
 .indented h4,
 .indented h5,
 .indented h6,
 .indented .scene-break,
 .indented .footnotes-footer,
 .indented .bibitems{
     text-indent: 0;
}
 
 .rev-red, .rev-green, .rev-blue, .rev-yellow, .terminal-span{
     font-weight: bold;
}
 .rev-red{ /* ---- Red Document Revision Text ---- */
     color: hsl(360, 100%, 27%);
}
 .rev-green{ /* ---- Green Document Revision Text ---- */
     color: hsl(120, 100%, 27%);
}
 .rev-blue{ /* ---- Blue Document Revision Text ---- */
     color: hsl(240, 100%, 27%);
}
 .rev-yellow{ /* ---- Yellow Document Revision Text ---- */
     color: hsl(40, 100%, 40%);
}
 
 .terminal-span{ /* ---- Computer Terminal Text ---- */
     font-size: 110%;
     letter-spacing: .3px;
}
 
 .blinkbar{color: black; animation: blink 1.5s infinite; letter-spacing: -.13em;}@keyframes blink{to{opacity: .0;}}@keyframes flicker{0% {opacity: .9890; }5% {opacity: .5842; }10% {opacity: .9865; }20% {opacity: .0412; }20% {opacity: .6255; }25% {opacity: .3157; }30% {opacity: .7328; }35% {opacity: .4654; }40% {opacity: .9128; }45% {opacity: .2449; }50% {opacity: .5485; }55% {opacity: .6438; }60% {opacity: .1180; }65% {opacity: .9085; }70% {opacity: .0266; }75% {opacity: .6795; }80% {opacity: .7812; }85% {opacity: .0117; }90% {opacity: .2239; }95% {opacity: .8897; }100% {opacity: .2260; }}@keyframes overlay-anim{0% {visibility: hidden; }10% {visibility: hidden; }11% {visibility: visible; }50% {visibility: hidden; }100% {visibility: hidden; }} /* ---- Adapted From Your Very First SCP! ---- */
 
 @font-face{ /* ---- Code by Croquembouche ---- */
     font-family: "Fira Code";
     src:
       url(https://raw.githubusercontent.com/tonsky/FiraCode/master/distr/eot/FiraCode-Regular.eot) format("embedded-opentype"),
       url(https://raw.githubusercontent.com/tonsky/FiraCode/master/distr/woff2/FiraCode-Regular.woff2) format("woff2"),
       url(https://raw.githubusercontent.com/tonsky/FiraCode/master/distr/woff/FiraCode-Regular.woff) format("woff"),
       url(https://raw.githubusercontent.com/tonsky/FiraCode/master/distr/ttf/FiraCode-Regular.ttf) format("truetype");
     font-weight: normal;
     font-style: normal;
}
 :root{
     --mono-font: "Fira Code", monospace;
}
 .code pre, .code p, .code, tt, .page-source, .faux-source, .terminal-span{
     font-family: var(--mono-font);
}
 .code pre *{
     white-space: pre;
}
 .code *, .pre *{
     font-feature-settings: unset;
}
 
 .lite-heading{ /* ---- Special Heading Area (Adapted From SCP-4058) ---- */
     clear: both;
     margin: 2.4em auto;
}
 .lite-heading h3{
     color: hsl(360, 100%, 27%);
}
 .lite-heading hr{
     width: 55%;
     margin: auto;
 
     border-width: medium;
}
 
 div.image-showcase{ /* ---- Alternative Means of Image Showcasing ---- */
     display: inline-block;
     min-width: 25em;
     max-width: 37.5em !important;
     margin: auto;
     margin-bottom: 1em;
 
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: 3px ridge hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 
 .scene-break{ /* ---- Fancy Section Break ---- */
     width: 2.5em;
     margin: 1em 0;
}
 
 .footing::before{ /* ---- Article Footing ---- */
     content: " ";
     position: absolute;
     bottom: 1px;
     left: 0;
     right: 0;
 
     border-bottom: 2px solid hsl(0, 0%, 47%);
}
 .footing{
     position: relative;
     bottom: -2px;
     margin-bottom: 2px;
 
     border-bottom: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 47%);
}
 
 .series-nav{ /* ---- Series Navigation ---- */
     margin: .5em 0;
 
     background:
       linear-gradient(to bottom right,
          hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 1),
          hsla(0, 0%, 50%, .5));
     border: outset 1.5px hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
     border-radius: 2em;
 
     font-size: 85%;
     font-weight: bold;
     text-align: center;
}
 
 .listPagesNav-prev,
 .listPagesNav-next{ /* ---- ListPages Navigation (Adapted from SCP-5552) ---- */
     width: 45%;
     margin: 0 0 1em;
     padding: 0 2%;
 
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 90%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
}
 .listPagesNav-prev{ float: left; }
 .listPagesNav-next{ float: right; }
 
/* -------- CUSTOM DIV BLOCKS -------- */
 .raisa-header, .pink-header, .oracle-header{
     margin-bottom: 1em;
     padding: 0 .5em;
 
     text-align: center;
}
 .raisa-header{ /* ---- RAISA Notice Header ---- */
     background: hsl(60, 65%, 85%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
}
 
 .pink-header{ /* ---- Pretty Header ---- */
     background: hsl(350, 100%, 85%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 4%, 36%);
}
 .pink-header hr{
     border-color: hsl(0, 4%, 36%);
}
 
 .oracle-header{ /* ---- SPC Oracle Notice Header ---- */
     color: hsl(208, 100%, 97%);
     background: hsl(208, 67%, 44%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 .oracle-header hr{
     border-color: hsl(208, 100%, 97%);
}
 
 .img-resize img{ /* ---- Header Icons (See Examples) ---- */
     float: left;
     width: auto;
     height: 8em;
     margin: .5em;
}
 
 blockquote, /* ---- Regular Quote Block ---- */
 div.blockquote{
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     border: 3px double hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
}
 
 .alt-blockquote{ /* ---- Alternative Quote Block ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
     border-radius: 1em;
}
 
 .lightweight{ /* ---- Lightweight Quote Block ---- */
     margin: 1em 3em;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 90%);
 
     text-align: left;
}
 
 .card-block{ /* ---- Decorative Quote Block ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: .6em 1.2em;
 
     background: hsl(220, 15%, 93%);
     border-left: 8px solid hsl(0, 100%, 30%);
     border-radius: .48em;
}
 blockquote hr, div.blockquote hr, .alt-blockquote hr, .lightweight hr, .card-block hr{
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 67%);
}
 
 .researcher-note{ /* ---- Researcher Note Block ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(217, 91%, 86%);
     border: medium solid hsl(217, 62%, 66%);
}
 .researcher-note hr{
     border-color: hsl(217, 62%, 66%);
}
 
 .report-box{ /* ---- Report Block ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: medium solid hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 .report-box hr{
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 
 .realistic-shadow{ /* ---- Better Shadows ---- */
     margin: 1em 0 2em 0;
     box-shadow:
          0 1px 1px hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .23),
          0 2px 2px hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .18),
          0 4px 4px hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .15),
          0 8px 8px hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .13);
}
 
 div.o5-box{
     margin: 1em 6em;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 75%);
     border: medium solid hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 div.o5-box hr{
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 
 .faux-source{ /* ---- Mimics "Page Source" Appearance ---- */
     margin-bottom: 1em;
     padding: 1em 2em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: 1px dashed hsl(0, 0%, 67%);
}
 
 .narration{ /* ---- Mimics the Pages of a Book ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 83%);
}
 
 .log-header{ /* ---- Interview/Exploration Log Header ---- */
     margin-bottom: 1em;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     border: 3px dashed hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
     border-radius: 1em;
}
 
 .warning-notice{ /* ---- Simple Warning Block (Adapted From SCP-3143) ---- */
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     background-image: url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-style-resource/scp_trans.png);
     background-position: center;
     background-repeat: no-repeat;
     border: medium solid hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     text-align: center;
}
 
 .journal{ /* ---- Journal Block (Adapted From SCP-4003) ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: .9em;
 
     background-image:
       linear-gradient(to top,
          hsl(201, 33%, 84%) 0%,
          hsl(60, 29%, 89%) 8%);
     background-position: 0 8px;
     background-size: 100% 1.3rem;
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 80%);
     border-radius: .9em;
 
     font-family: "Architects Daughter", cursive;
}
 .journal p{
     margin: 0;
 
     font-size: 1.3rem;
     line-height: 1.3rem;
}
 
 .sms-message{ /* ---- Text Message Block ---- */
     float: left;
     clear: left;
     width: 22.4em;
     margin: 0 0 1em;
     padding: 0 1.2em;
 
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 75%);
     border-radius: 2em;
 
     font-size: 112.5%;
     text-align: center;
}
 
 blockquote .collapsible-block-folded,
 .alt-blockquote .collapsible-block-folded,
 .lightweight .collapsible-block-folded,
 .report-box .collapsible-block-folded,
 div.blockquote .collapsible-block-folded{
     /* ---- For Collapsibles Inside Divs | [CLOSED] ---- */
     padding: .75em 0;
     /* -------- */
}
 .alt-blockquote .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 .lightweight .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 .report-box .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 div.blockquote .collapsible-block-unfolded{
     /* ---- For Collapsibles Inside Divs | [OPEN] ---- */
     padding-top: .75em;
     /* -------- */
}
 
/* -------- ADVANCED WARNING HEADER --------
 * Adapted From SCP-001-JP - indonootoko's Proposal
 * See the Example at the Top of the Page
**/
 .orderwrapper{
     position: relative;
     width: auto;
 
     text-align: center;
}
 .council{
     position: relative;
     top: 0;
     bottom: 0;
     left: 0;
     right: 0;
     width: 295px;
     height: 295px;
     margin: auto;
 
     background-image: url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-style-resource/scp_trans.png);
     background-position: center;
     background-repeat: no-repeat;
     background-size: 295px 295px;
}
 .ordertitle{
     position: absolute;
     top: 27px;
     left: 0;
     right: 0;
}
 .ordertitle h1{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     font-size: 220%;
     line-height: 90%;
}
 .orderdescription{
     position: absolute;
     top: 93px;
     left: 0;
     right: 0;
     width: 100%;
}
 .orderdescription h1{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     font-size: 120%;
}
 .orderdescription p{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     font-size: 90%;
}
 .itemno{
     position: absolute;
     bottom: 18px;
     left: 0;
     right: 0;
}
 .itemno h1{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     font-size: 170%;
}
 
/* -------- YUI TAB BASE -------- */
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a,.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a{background-color:inherit;background-image:inherit}.yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,.yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus{background:inherit;text-decoration:inherit}.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:hover{color:inherit;background:inherit}.yui-navset .yui-nav,.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav{border-color:inherit}.yui-navset li{line-height:inherit}
 
/* -------- YUI TAB CUSTOMIZATION --------
 * Adapted From Black Highlighter Theme Dev
**/
 .yui-navset *{
     transition:
          color 80ms cubic-bezier(.4, 0, .2, 1),
          background-color 80ms cubic-bezier(.4, 0, .2, 1);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav{
     display: flex;
     flex-wrap: wrap;
     width: calc(100% - .125rem);
     margin: 0 auto;
 
     border-color: hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
     box-shadow: 0 calc(.0625rem * 5) 0 0 hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a, /* ---- Link Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
     /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [UNSELECTED] ---- */
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 99%);
     /* -------- */
     background-image: none;
     border: unset;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [HOVER] ---- */
     background-color: hsl(360, 100%, 27%);
     /* -------- */
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li, /* ---- Listitem Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li{
     position: relative;
     display: flex;
     flex-grow: 2;
     max-width: 100%;
     margin: 0;
     padding: 0;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     border-color: transparent;
     box-shadow: 0 0 0 .0625rem hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li a,
 .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li a,
 .yui-navset-bottom .yui-nav li a{
     display: flex;
     align-items: center;
     justify-content: center;
     width: 100%;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li em{
     border: unset;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a em,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a em{
     padding: .35em .75em;
 
     text-overflow: ellipsis;
     overflow: hidden;
     white-space: nowrap;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected, /* ---- Selection Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav .selected{
     flex-grow: 2;
     margin: 0;
     padding: 0;
 
     /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [SELECTED] ---- */
     background-color: hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
     /* -------- */
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a em{
     border: hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a{
     width: 100%;
 
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%) !important;
     background-image: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:active{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     background-color: hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:hover{
     cursor: default;
}
 .yui-navset-left .yui-content{
     /* ---- Content Background ---- */
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 99%);
     /* -------- */
}
 .yui-navset .yui-content,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-content{
     padding: .5em;
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
}
 
/* -------- INTERWIKI -------- */
 iframe.scpnet-interwiki-frame{
     position: relative;
     width: 16.8em;
     height: 12em;
     margin-bottom: .78em;
     margin-left: 4px;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: 2px solid hsl(0, 0%, 20%);
}
 
/* -------- REDUCED MOTION ACCESSIBILITY -------- */
 @media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce){
     *, *::before, *::after{
          animation-duration: .001s !important;
          animation-iteration-count: 1 !important;
          transition-duration: .001s !important;
    }
}
 
/* -------- MOBILE MEDIA QUERY -------- */
 @media (max-width: 479px){
     #header h1 a{
          font-size: 85%;
    }
     div.image-showcase{
          width: 90%;
    }
     div.o5-box{
          margin: 1em 0;
    }
}
 
/* -------- NOTE MEDIA QUERY -------- */
 @media (min-width: 480px) and (max-width: 580px){
     #header h1 a{
          font-size: 100%;
    }
     div.image-showcase{
          width: 100%;
    }
     div.o5-box{
          margin: .5em;
    }
}
 
/* -------- MINI TABLET MEDIA QUERY -------- */
 @media (min-width: 581px) and (max-width: 767px){
     #header h1 a{
          font-size: 120%;
    }
}
 @media (max-width: 767px){
     .open-menu a:hover{
          box-shadow: none;
    }
}
 
/* -------- TABLET MEDIA QUERY -------- */
 @media (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 979px){
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Lieutenant Flops’ Author Page

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OPENING ENTITY OF INTEREST FILE #9731

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coolpage funpage

This file contains an activated GAY FROGS-Class DANK ANTIMEME. You are instructed to run. In the event that you're lazy, you are to proceed at a velocity directly proportional to your daily cholesterol intake.

… What's that? Fine, you can catch up on Grey's Anatomy first. But make sure you make your way right back here after, mmkay?

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—Um, probably someone with, like, a super high clearance level. Or someone's Mary Sue OC.

ENTITY: Lt Flops

STATUS: ACTIVE

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Select Production Commentaries

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Initial sighting of LIMP FIREBIRD. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN!

These are quote excerpts from individuals affected by LIMP FIREBIRD, a Deviant-Type Avian Entity:

If the phrase "dank antimeme" makes it into an SCP, I am leaving this site forever. I am 100% serious.

—qntm, Civilian #84250, #site19

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thats a weird way to spell sexy cyborg priests :/

—sepiafishie, Queen of Cephalopods

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Nerd. Wait, where am I? Who put me in here? Help!

—Westrin, Captain of the SCPS Spooky Boat

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Project Summary

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Hi there, [non-Homo ignotus non-Daevite non-malfunctioning Lazarus-01 Procedure humanoid]. It appears you've stumbled on my personnel file. I–

Wait, please don't leave.

No, come back!

Ah, they're gone. Anyway, apparently, this is the place where I get to show you all the wonderful works I've written? Don't worry — I'm surprised too. Just– Don't leave the terminal and continue reading until you've learned about all the things (and stuff) that I've worked on.

I'll get you a juice box. Or some bourbon.

Don't like it? Well, that's too darn bad, hun, isn't it?

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Deployment Record

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My Newest Pages!

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1. [SCP] 👤 SCP-5810: Of Guilt, Fear, and Hollowness of Heart
2. [WANDERERS' LIBRARY AUTHOR PAGE] ☀️ Lampyra, the Watcher
3. [WANDERERS' LIBRARY ENTRY] 🖼️ I'll Take You to the Parashops (for the 2021 Scavenger Hunt)
4. [WANDERERS' LIBRARY ENTRY] 🚀 Interplanetary Colonization (for the 2021 Scavenger Hunt)
5. [TALE HUB] 💃 Void Dancer Hub

SCP Wiki Works

== PAGES WRITTEN BY FLOPS ==

I write things, depending on how you define "write" and "things".

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Floppy Says: In the spirit of collaboration: I grant any writer, artist, or otherwise, full permission to use or depict the SCPs, concepts, characters, task forces, locations, or events created by me in your own SCP Wiki/Wanderers' Library work. Drop a link my way; maybe I'll like it, or give you some pointers on how to execute it best.

(In each category, works are listed from Newest to Oldest).

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SCP Articles

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SCP-5810
+54 ^… 11
Latest comment: Raptie at 04 Mar 2021 19:40
Last edited: Nagiros at 04 Mar 2021 19:38

SCP-5990
+90 ^… 11
Latest comment: Ihp at 18 Mar 2020 07:17
Last edited: Lt Flops at 26 Jan 2021 03:53

Dr. Michaels
+321 ^… 47
Latest comment: chamik at 19 Jan 2021 13:22
Last edited: Lt Flops at 26 Jan 2021 03:54

SCP-4795
+94 ^… 5
Latest comment: AlephFur at 22 Sep 2019 04:20
Last edited: Lt Flops at 26 Jan 2021 03:54

SCP-4790
+118 ^… 10
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 15 Sep 2019 03:07
Last edited: Lt Flops at 26 Jan 2021 03:55

SCP-4190
+73 ^… 4
Latest comment: MobRules at 19 Mar 2019 01:23
Last edited: Lt Flops at 26 Jan 2021 03:55

SCP-3739
+203 ^… 33
Latest comment: themekhanite at 12 Mar 2019 23:03
Last edited: Lt Flops at 26 Jan 2021 03:55

SCP-4031
+128 ^… 22
Latest comment: KleptocracyNow at 04 Dec 2019 20:33
Last edited: Lt Flops at 01 Mar 2021 03:27

SCP-4416
+152 ^… 35
Latest comment: Scorpion451 at 06 Nov 2020 04:35
Last edited: Lt Flops at 23 Feb 2021 15:51

SCP-4420
+213 ^… 42
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 31 Jul 2020 02:59
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Feb 2021 02:38

EE-3570
+145 ^… 19
Latest comment: sirpudding at 22 Dec 2018 00:10
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Feb 2021 01:54

SCP-3464
+74 ^… 22
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 28 Feb 2021 05:05
Last edited: Lt Flops at 26 Feb 2021 20:07

SCP-3719
+71 ^… 10
Latest comment: Ellie3 at 25 Mar 2019 02:55
Last edited: EstrellaYoshte at 26 Jan 2021 03:54

SCP-3787
+95 ^… 13
Latest comment: froideriko at 28 May 2020 15:29
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Feb 2021 01:13

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Tales

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Illac
+44 ^… 2
Latest comment: EstrellaYoshte at 26 Aug 2020 17:01
Last edited: MalyceGraves at 26 Jan 2021 03:57

Spilled Milk
+51 ^… 5
Latest comment: Sebarus at 25 Mar 2020 19:26
Last edited: stormbreath at 22 Nov 2020 00:17

A Scene From a Meme(-ory)
+42 ^… 9
Latest comment: Quadraginta at 09 Aug 2020 17:26
Last edited: Lt Flops at 03 Mar 2021 01:20

A Necromantic Prelude
+30 ^… 6
Latest comment: Crow-Cat at 17 Mar 2020 22:55
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:15

Land Of Honey
+90 ^… 12
Latest comment: (user deleted) at 26 Jun 2019 16:16
Last edited: Lt Flops at 28 Dec 2020 17:39

A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
+48 ^… 7
Latest comment: Retian at 14 Jan 2020 04:45
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:16

The Doctor's Dilemma
+67 ^… 9
Latest comment: Pexagon at 23 Jul 2020 22:19
Last edited: Lt Flops at 22 Feb 2021 03:13

SCP-2
+132 ^… 18
Latest comment: Zyn at 28 Dec 2020 01:54
Last edited: Lt Flops at 03 Mar 2021 00:10

What Lurks in the Dark?
+53 ^… 2
Latest comment: Eskobar at 16 Oct 2018 23:57
Last edited: Lt Flops at 28 Feb 2021 21:09

Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
+55 ^… 2
Latest comment: MrPines at 22 Sep 2018 22:59
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Feb 2021 02:39

The Abyss Gazes Back (and It's ASCII on a CRT Screen)
+79 ^… 6
Latest comment: 5150wned at 19 Aug 2019 00:49
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Feb 2021 01:58

UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt
+69 ^… 3
Latest comment: TL333s at 16 Jun 2018 20:32
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Feb 2021 01:54

Solidão
+21 ^… 2
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 03 Mar 2020 23:43
Last edited: Lt Flops at 22 Feb 2021 02:52

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GOI Formats

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"Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers
+75 ^… 4
Latest comment: Nagiros at 05 Apr 2020 17:26
Last edited: Lt Flops at 11 Feb 2021 15:03

Critter Profile: Bartholomew!
+93 ^… 15
Latest comment: MetalRavioli at 10 Dec 2020 13:03
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 06:01

SPC-993
+96 ^… 7
Latest comment: Deadly Bread at 22 Apr 2019 13:08
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 22:19

The Sacred Djehuti
+109 ^… 11
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 19 Jun 2018 18:47
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2020 23:15

SPC-507
+77 ^… 39
Latest comment: Gentleman Thief at 26 Jul 2018 20:03
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Feb 2021 01:47

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Series Hubs

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Void Dancer Hub
+34 ^… 3
Latest comment: YellowISlol at 23 Jan 2021 03:26
Last edited: Lt Flops at 03 Mar 2021 04:35

A Non-Prophet Organization Hub
+78 ^… 10
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 04 Mar 2021 18:54
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 23:21

Team Bird Hub
+181 ^… 15
Latest comment: notgull at 27 Jul 2019 22:14
Last edited: Lt Flops at 24 Feb 2021 21:36

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Collaborations

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Sigma-9 Themes
+64 ^… 4
Written by: EstrellaYoshte, Lt Flops, & Ralliston
A list of all Sigma-9 themes. {$note}
Latest comment: EstrellaYoshte at 27 Jan 2021 18:33
Last edited: Ralliston at 04 Mar 2021 08:31

Info Co-written by EstrellaYoshte, Lt Flops, and Ralliston. EstrellaYoshte's Authorpage Lt Flops' Authorpage Ralliston's Authorpage FoldUnfold Table of Contents What Is This?...
tags: co-authored collaboration hub

Snippets of an Unveiled World
+173 ^… 15
Written by: Nykacolaquantum, Lt Flops, IFBench, Westrin, & Deadly Bread
What other branches are held in the Serpent's Garden? This is what we know. {$note}
Latest comment: Nykacolaquantum at 12 Feb 2021 01:59
Last edited: Westrin at 23 Feb 2021 12:35

Broken Masquerade » Snippets of an Unveiled World Yggdrasil's Surveyor Hub » Snippets of an Unveiled World L.S., Forgive me for doubting you. Your recruitment of Agent Hopper has been a great...
tags: ambrose-restaurant anderson arcadia are-we-cool-yet bones broken-god broken-masquerade co-authored collaboration dado deer-college dr-wondertainment fifthist gamers-against-weed jude-kriyot oneiroi parawatch serpents-hand tale three-portlands wanderers-library

SCP-4475
+129 ^… 19
Written by: KindlyTurtleClem & Lt Flops
Mother's resting place. / Right here, at the end of space. / Cast out unto the light. {$note}
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 14 Nov 2019 01:14
Last edited: Lt Flops at 07 Jan 2021 07:31

SCP-4475: So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk Authors: Lt Flops and KindlyTurtleClem This article is FIRE TURTLE (Clem Floppy)'s 2nd article for the 2019 Collaboration Contest! Go here for...
tags: ad-astra alive antimemetic bovine chemical co-authored collab-con2019 extraterrestrial fifthist keter neurological ontokinetic pattern-screamer ritual scp second-hytoth sentient spacetime teleportation transfiguration uncontained

GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM
+47 ^… 7
Written by: Uncle Nicolini & Lt Flops
SAPPHIRE steals the equipment that keeps the severed head of Carl Sagan alive. {$note}
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 24 Oct 2019 05:54
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 17 Jan 2021 20:34

PROMETHEUS LABS ELECTRONIC MAIL Re: GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION From Elliot Ramirez To Su Xing Date Mar. 6, 1995, 5:44 p.m. Su, Sorry for all the delays in getting this to you. The...
tags: co-authored deer-college goi2019 goi-format mages-academy prometheus sapphire

SCP-4519
+116 ^… 9
Written by: NatVoltaic & Lt Flops
Anti-religious group "SAPPHIRE" secures the severed head of astronomer Carl Sagan to spread their FACTS and LOGIC. {$note}
Latest comment: Just_We at 06 Jun 2020 16:05
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Jun 2020 03:00

SCP-4519: Carl Sagan, Godhead Authors: NatVoltaic and Lt Flops This article is Part 3 of Team Nico's Angels' SAPPHIRE series for the 2019 International GOI Contest! More by these authors:...
tags: acoustic cadaver children-of-the-torch co-authored ectoentropic goi2019 hallucination k-class-scenario keter mind-affecting reanimation religious sapient sapphire scp sentient telepathic uncontained vibration visual weapon

Avian Anthology II
+72 ^… 12
Written by: Team Bird*
The most unlikely allies commune with a tainted beast to save the day — and the world. {$note}
Latest comment: Tyler Epic Gaskin at 20 Dec 2018 20:22
Last edited: stormbreath at 22 Nov 2020 00:23

Thoth reigned supreme. His freshly formed vassals flooded into their new home by the millions. They would make excellent workhorses for the nobles. Their people would till the land, move the stones,...
tags: co-authored doctor-hoygull doomsday2018 shark-punching-center tale team-bird

Avian Anthology I
+62 ^… 9
Written by: Team Bird*
The Avian Division and Shark Punching Centre team up against the devious deity named Thoth. {$note}
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 23 Jan 2019 19:43
Last edited: stormbreath at 22 Nov 2020 00:22

One hundred billion memories tainted by 200,000 years of vengeance, dread, euphoria, grief, avarice… &...
tags: co-authored doctor-hoygull doomsday2018 global-occult-coalition shark-punching-center tale team-bird

*Team Bird is notgull, Lt Flops, Ayers, & Quantum Physician

SCP-3309
+620 ^… 132
Written by: Lt Flops & ricog2
Uses the 'Pataphysics Department CSS by me, and the 'Pataphysics Logo created by TSATPWTCOTTTADC & animated by Woedenaz. {$note}
Latest comment: TimeTravelinc at 07 Dec 2020 00:12
Last edited: stormbreath at 19 Sep 2020 23:35

SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away Authors: Lt Flops (Author Page) and PhamtomGuy does not match any existing user name Inspired by the Pataphysics Department by Rimple. With coding...
tags: co-authored concept ethics-committee k-class-scenario meta narrative ontokinetic researcher-smalls scp thaumiel

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Translations of Others' Works

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SCP-281-FR
+106 ^… 8
Written by: DrGemini, translated by DrMacro & Lt Flops
Did you know that the World was once flat? Just something to consider. {$note}
Latest comment: KalXX at 26 Feb 2020 21:29
Last edited: EstrellaYoshte at 26 Jan 2021 03:56

Info SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat Author: DrGemini Translator: DrMacro and Lt Flops Date: January 1, 2018 Special thanks to DrGemini for recreating the first image of Addendum...
tags: global-occult-coalition immobile indestructible international physics planet reclamation religious safe sapphire scp sphere weapon

Wanderers' Library Works

== MORE PAGES WRITTEN BY FLOPS ==

I write for The Wanderers' Library too!

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WANDERERS' LIBRARY AUTHOR PAGE

~ Lampyra, the Watcher ~

PAGE ENTRIES

~ Cave Story ~

2020 Wanderers' Depths Contest, First Place

~ Interplanetary Colonization ~

~ I'll Take You to the Parashops ~

Other

== OTHER THINGS BY FLOPS ==

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CSS Themes

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Classic SCP Foundation Theme
+56 ^… 11
Latest comment: Dr Talcite at 09 Feb 2021 12:12
Last edited: TSATPWTCOTTTADC at 26 Jan 2021 03:57

Flopstyle CSS
+32 ^… 5
Latest comment: Woedenaz at 09 Feb 2021 20:18
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Mar 2021 20:46

SAPPHIRE Theme
+20 ^… 1
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 19 Jun 2019 05:36
Last edited: Lt Flops at 29 Dec 2020 03:20

'Pataphysics Department Theme
+75 ^… 3
Latest comment: Croquembouche at 28 Aug 2020 16:18
Last edited: Lt Flops at 20 Jan 2021 06:27

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CSS Templates

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Flops Header Template
+15 ^…
Latest comment: at
Last edited: Lt Flops at 29 Dec 2020 03:22

Void Post Template
+26 ^…
Latest comment: at
Last edited: Lt Flops at 29 Dec 2020 03:27

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Other CSS Pages

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Flops Header Source
+7 ^… 1
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 23 May 2020 04:47
Last edited: Lt Flops at 29 Dec 2020 03:25

Void Post Source
+5 ^…
Latest comment: at
Last edited: Lt Flops at 13 Sep 2020 01:52

Flops Disruption Bar
+5 ^… 1
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 11 Aug 2020 06:54
Last edited: Lt Flops at 29 Dec 2020 03:26

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Tags

Tags I've requested, created, or contributed to.

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researcher-smalls
bobble-the-clown
director-moose
agent-yoric

sapphire
three-moons-initiative

team-bird

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Declassifications

See: r/SCPDeclassified.

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S. D. Locke's SCP-3980 — Blind Lead the Blind (Declassification)

Commentary

== PAGE COMMENTARY — ARCHIVED ==

Last updated: June 2018.

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Floppy Says: This commentary covers only one-fifth of my written work on the Wiki. I won't update this again, if only because there's too much work to make commentary on, and I would rather let my work speak for itself.

If you're curious, I do include some writing/background information in the author posts for all my individual works.

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SCP-2641: Before the Fire [DELETED]

URA-2641 and Solidão

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   ▷ Learn more?

Summary: SCP-2641 was an ancient sapient concept that lived inside literary media.

Persons exposed to affected media became a physical conduit connecting 2641 with the outside world. 2641 made objects act tangentially to the way they're meant to, and in a surreal manner. Each time, it spread into a new medium; each time, it gained power. After 2641 connected with enough objects, media, and people, it regained its lost reality-bending properties.

This SCP featured:

• A dense rainforest.
• A mysterious cult contained by the Brazilian government.
• Exploding spears.
• A father wishing to save his daughter.
• An exiled and disillusioned denizen from Plato's World of Forms.

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Commentary: SCP-2641 was my 1st SCP, written in April 2017 after the SCP-3000 "Horror" Contest.

2641 was an experiment. I wanted to write an SCP that was contained within its own documentation. I wanted to justify why the Foundation would even do such a thing. And I wanted to show that there was something very wrong happening behind the scenes. I wasn't the most successful in executing these three things, but at the time, I was happy with how everything turned out.

The idea began with, "what if objects acted the opposite of how they're supposed to?" It took a lot of writing and rewriting to make that idea make sense.

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Themes: Brazilian governmental politics; isolation; revenge.

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UPDATE: I self-deleted this page in mid-2018. I was unhappy with its performance over its lifetime on the site (just over a year), and I didn't think I was a good enough author to execute it yet.

Though the concept had been dropped, I still consider its existence a part of my Authorial Canon.

If you still wish to read this story, it exists in a different format without all the filler:

• Solidão

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SCP-3787: The Horse Meme

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   ▷ Learn more?

Summary: A mysterious group of antimemetic equine entities is trying to give themselves some power on Earth. To counteract this, in what is perhaps the failed Deus ex Machina of a drowsy god, horses begin breeding 10 times more quickly. The size of equine concepts in the collective human headspace increases dramatically, and humans become very afraid. This increase in "conceptual horseness", however, is effective in scaring away the entities — who fear the more powerful common Horse.

Of course, the Foundation tries to contain this strange horse anomaly by slowing down horse birth rates. Not only do they start a mass horse die-off, but the entities pour into our world to wreak havoc throughout North America.

This page has many things packed into it — such as an explanation for where modern-day mnestics come from, and the SCP-2000 of horses. It also features Mobile Task Force Pi-5 ("Glue Factory"), which battles antimemetic horse people with laser weapons, and is frankly the coolest gosh darn thing ever.

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Commentary: SCP-3787 was my 2nd SCP, written in February 2018.

It took an awfully long time to come up with a second SCP. 3787 was far more ambitious than 2641, and I pitched it by referring to it as "the 001 of horse anomalies". Like with 2641, I was unhappy with the way I executed things. This time, however, I later went back and cleaned it up.

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Themes: The dangers of creeping nationalism; nyctophobia; the Foundation at war.

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SCP-3719: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lawnmower

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   ▷ Learn more?

Summary: It's a lawnmower. Somehow, it ended up in a Baltimore suburb, quickly making the neighbourhood closer than it's ever been — by fusing a bunch of residents into a 5,000-kg flesh ball that mows lawns perpetually. And they enjoy it.

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Commentary: SCP-3719 was my 3rd SCP, written in March 2018.

I haven't much to talk about in terms of how I wrote it because, to be honest, only a few days passed between when I started and when I posted. I wanted to write something like this for about a year before I actually posted it, but couldn't figure out how.

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Themes: Tragedies in the news; body horror; community bonds.

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SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away

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   ▷ Learn more?

Summary: The Foundation classifies coldposts as a legitimate in-universe concept. When they learn they can delete these coldposts — as Wiki staff must do to their out-of-universe counterparts — they do so with extreme prejudice and imprecision. This causes everything to go wrong.

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Commentary: SCP-3309 was my 4th SCP and 1st collab, co-written with ricog2 in April 2018. This was both my 1st format screw and 1st attempt at a meta article.

3309 is a bit of a strange one for me. I'm not exactly a fan of meta articles myself unless they're written competently. And I don't actually think the work I put into 3309 is enough to consider it a well-done meta article. 3309 is an ambitious story — and ambitious stories call for ambitious writing. I do believe I put in decent writing, but not enough to allow for all its parts to flow smoothly. Suffice to say: I don't think there's enough here for me to be satisfied about, but it's difficult to point out what exactly is the issue. Maybe the concept needs work; maybe it relies too much on a gimmick; maybe both.

Of course, as a collaborative page, there comes a point when both parties must agree to take the middle path and be happy with the work they've put in. To my co-writer, it may seem that we kept this page on the burner for long enough and that it needed to be posted, and the votes certainly seem to display a job well done. But there will always be something in me that isn't happy with the work I put in, and I guess that might never change.

Altogether, 3309 was a learning experience, and I hope I'm able to continue progressing as a writer.

(NOTE: I don't necessarily believe that votes = a decent work. 3309 was controversial — especially among site contributors — but ended up doing incredibly well).

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Themes: Depression & anxiety; the fear of being forgotten; the plight of the tortured character.

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Additional Documents:

• The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen)
• Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
• A Scene From A Meme(-ory)
• SCP-3309 -- April Fools Edition

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SCP-3464: Olive Garden regularly communes with DEMONIC ENTITIES to summon their SATANIC sempiternal garlic bread

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   ▷ Learn more?

Summary: Some wizardy assholes steal Mr. Krab's secret garlic bread formula and start summoning demons with it.

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Commentary: SCP-3464 was my 5th SCP, written in May 2018.

Five years ago, I wrote an extremely gross creepypasta about an ever-growing garlic bread, and a person who had to eat their way through it. The strange shenanigans involved with such a phenomenon were my inspiration here. So, the plan was to make it a relatively inane anart project used to spread the word about food waste. That's a pretty important thing, but it's probably at the bottom of the Foundation's list of things to worry about when the universe could spontaneously turn into cheese.

What other aspects are at place? There's the ghostly voice of Don LaFontaine; a Foundation thaumaturge (because they have those too); demonic shenanigans inspired heavily by Third Law; and an actual demon possessing a hunk of garlic bread.

This one's a fun romp altogether — I promise!

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Themes: Sabotage; demons; wizard chefs.

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SPC-507: The Bigger Boat

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   ▷ Learn more?

Summary: The Shark Punching Centre discovers Selachian threats from beyond their universe and puts together a Marine Fighting Team with the know-how to punch them.

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Commentary: SPC-507 was my 1st GOI Format, written in May 2018, and my 1st entry in the 2018 Doomsday Contest.

One thing I wasn't too happy about was the page's density, which people had heavily criticized at the time. After receiving a large amount of critique and spending time rewriting significant portions of this, I'm now proud to say it: This should be an enjoyable read!

Either way, this was my attempt at giving the Centre a reason to exist in the main Foundation Universe. It also gives the Avian Division more power to fight that devious Thoth!

I plan on writing more SPC in the future.

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Other:

MFT "CHARYBDIS" and "SCYLLA"	References to Greek mythology.
"FASH"	A "bash the fash*" joke.
"Gægr" and "Kemdulnim"	Generated with a fantasy dragon name generator.
"Quibba" and "Keshrayuth"	Generated with a bird race name generator.
Kaa, Waxaklahun, and Mih	Mayan numbers.
"LIMP FIREBIRD"	A self-insert. ;)
*NOTE: Those depth-damned Sharkicist bastards.

For Marine Fighting Team CHARYBDIS, I chose names that are conventionally gender neutral.

• "Quinn" and "Jaedan" are male characters.
• "Leah" and "Haruki" are female characters.

The SPC universe deviated from the main Foundation Universe a few thousand years ago. As such, this page features some alternative history elements. Here are some examples:

The Kingdom of Mycenae	Greece
Poseidon Labs	Prometheus Labs
Bee Obliteration Registry "K"	Directorate K. Coined by PortalHunter from #site19.
Seventh Deviant Crusade	Seventh Occult War

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Themes: Universe-hopping shenanigans; absurdity; teamwork.

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Additional Documents:

• Team Bird Hub

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EE-3570: Umbral Ultimatum

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   ▷ Learn more?

Summary: The moon turns everyone into birds.

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Commentary: EE-3570 was my 6th SCP, written in June 2018 as another Doomsday Contest entry.

Until we return to The Nest, I will forever be proud of this page.

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Themes: Pressing onward even when all hope is gone; mortality; transformation into something new.

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Additional Documents:

• Team Bird Hub
• UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt

Translations

== PAGE TRANSLATIONS ==

Cool people doing cool translations.

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Floppy Says: These are works of mine that have been translated by members of other SCP Wiki branches. I'm super thankful to anyone who has shared my works with the International SCP community by taking the time to translate them.

Aside: I am a perfectionist and will go back to make revisions to my old articles all the time. I'm deeply sorry if this makes translating and maintaining my pages more difficult!!

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SCP Articles

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• SCP-3787
  • Spanish Translation by Riyer A

• SCP-3719
  • Spanish Translation by Riyer A

• SCP-3464
  • Japanese Translation by Extra3002
  • Spanish Translation by Hammer Bro

• SCP-3309
  • French Translation by Reyas
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow
  • Korean Translation by Kaestine
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by Sraosha
  • Japanese Translation by evilplant
  • Portuguese Translation by AthosNetwork
  • Italian Translation by TheBoxOfFun & Dgctt

• SCP-4420 | [Audio version]
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by W Asriel
  • Portuguese Translation by cauazinlindaum (account deleted)
  • French Translation by Lyrthill
  • Japanese Translation by SOYSOY_Kusagawa
  • Russian Translation by CTapbIu_XyJIuraH
  • Spanish Translation by Riyer A
  • Czech Translation by Utylike

• SCP-4416
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by C Mebius
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow
  • Japanese Translation by Extra3002

• SCP-4031 | [Audio version]
  • Spanish Translation by Riyer A
  • Korean Translation by MysteryInc (account deleted)
  • Japanese Translation by evilplant
  • French Translation by DrMacro
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by feitag
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by feitag

• SCP-3739
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow & image translation by Dc_Yerko
  • Japanese Translation by C-Dives
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by ashausesall
  • Portuguese Translation by L200
  • Italian Translation by Dgctt

• SCP-4190
  • Japanese Translation by Extra3002
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by feitag
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by feitag

• SCP-4475
  • Portuguese Translation by L200

• SCP-4790
  • French Translation by DrMacro
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by ZhongZh
  • Portuguese Translation by L200
  • Korean Translation by Salamander724
  • Japanese Translation by Voila

• Dr. Michaels
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by feitag
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by feitag
  • Japanese Translation by C-Dives
  • Spanish Translation by Nolitte
  • Russian Translation by underbylka
  • Czech Translation by chamik

• SCP-5990
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by ashausesall
  • Portuguese Translation by L200
  • Spanish Translation by Hammer Bro
  • French Translation by Dr Ysha

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Tales

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• What Lurks in the Dark?
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by The Obsidian Shard

• SCP-2
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by feitag
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by feitag
  • Japanese Translation by Hasuma_S
  • Portuguese Translation by L200

• The Doctor's Dilemma
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by tERaNCarol
  • Russian Translation by DonnyTheWriter
  • Japanese Translation by Aoicha

• A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by miumeat
  • Spanish Translation by EthanHanson

• Snippets of an Unveiled World
  • Portuguese Translation by L200
  • Japanese Translation by C-Dives
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by Eurya
  • Italian Translation by TheBoxOfFun
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow

• Spilled Milk
  • Portuguese Translation by L200

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GOI Formats

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• Critter Profile: Bartholomew!
  • Spanish Translation by Riyer A

• "Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers
  • Portuguese Translation by L200

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Series Hub — Team Bird

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• Team Bird Hub
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by Sraosha
  • Japanese Translation by Dr_Kasugai
  • Russian Translation by Dresden7 does not match any existing user name

• SPC-507
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow and berstager
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

• EE-3570
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow and berstager
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

• The Sacred Djehuti
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

• Avian Anthology I
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

• Avian Anthology II
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

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Series Hub — A Non-Prophet Organization

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• A Non-Prophet Organization Hub
  • International Version
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by Etinjat
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by Etinjat
  • Japanese Translation by C-Dives
  • Korean Translation by Salamander724

• SCP-4519
  • International Version
  • French Translation by DrGemini
  • Japanese Translation by C-Dives
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by Rachud

• GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM
  • French Translation by DrGemini
  • Spanish Translation by Jakuwoski

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Series Hub — Void Dancer

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• Void Dancer Hub
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by Twilit

• The Abyss Gazes Back (and It's ASCII on a CRT Screen)
  • Chinese (CN) Translation by Olicus

Fan Art

== FAN ART ==

Beautiful fan renditions! Thank you!

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Warning: Large images, and many of them.

▷ Show Appreciation of the Arts ◁

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SCP Articles

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SCP-3309, by SunnyClockwork (Artwork Page)

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SCP-3309, by DianaBerry (Artwork Page)

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SCP-3309, by crushed bananas

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EE-3570, by Karablue9482 does not match any existing user name (Artwork Page)

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EE-3570, by Ofirgdraw (Artwork Page)

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Another EE-3570, by Karablue9482 does not match any existing user name (Artwork Page)

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SCP-3739, by pastarasta1 (Artwork Page)

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SCP-3787, by SunnyClockwork (Artwork Page)

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SCP-4420, by Scary Lemon

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Dr. Michaels/SCP-4428, by hawkguyy

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Dr. Michaels/SCP-4428, by pastarasta1 (Artwork Page)

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Dr. Michaels/SCP-4428, by Slime Bunny

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Dr. Michaels/SCP-4428, by Z-ComiX

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SCP-4475, by SunnyClockwork (Artwork Page)

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SCP-4795, by Jakob17 (Artwork Page)

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Others

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Eta-4 (And trans rights!), by UncertaintyCrossing (Artwork Page)

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SPC-993 "Bobble the Clown Shark", by CaimanChameleon (Artwork Page)

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The Watchers of The Lost Glade, by EstrellaYoshte (Artwork Page)

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Avatar Art

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▷ Show ◁

Drawn by Phoenixfire003 (@phoenixfire003) and used with her permission.

SCP Wiki Recommendations

== SCP READING RECOMMENDATIONS ==

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Floppy Says: This is a dynamic list of some of my favourite works on the Wiki. This includes stories that are memorable, resonated with me personally, or are plain good and deserve more attention. I'll update this when I can, or when it's worth updating. It's guaranteed to be missing a ton of the noteworthy articles I've read.

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SCP Articles

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SCP-1548 — The Star, the Hateful, by NatVoltaic & Varaxous
SCP-2470 — The Void Singularity, by theTBAPb, translated by Gene R & Dr Kostyankyn
SCP-2682 — The Blind Idiot, by faminepulse
SCP-2747 — As below, so above, by minmin
SCP-2845 — THE DEER, by Djoric
SCP-3448 — Halfterlife, by Captain Kirby
SCP-4004 — A Dream Come True, by Communism will win & kinchtheknifeblade
SCP-4246 — Thalassomania, or The Dreams of the Firstborn, by Metaphysician
SCP-4405 — Time Ends on a Fridays, by OthellotheCat & DolphinSlugchugger
SCP-4857 — [DESIGNATION AVAILABLE], by Pr10r
SCP-5038 — La Rue Macabre is CLOSED, by MalyceGraves & plaidypus
SCP-5059 — Roll Out!, by HammerMaiden

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Tales

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Memory, by Petit Noir (account deleted), translated by Gene R
Mud on the Carpet, by Djoric
When We Came Home, by Djoric
Conqueror Worm, by A Random Day
More Like Rainbow Crapitalism, by ch00bakka
Yesterday, by thedeadlymoose
Dog Days, by stormbreath
I, Palimpsest, by NatVoltaic

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GOI Formats

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SPC-140, by sirpudding
Project Proposal 2014-1221: Finally Waking Up, by Uncle Nicolini
Project Nemurerumorinobijo, 1945, by wagyusteak

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Series

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Mary-Ann and Salah (part of Et Tam Deum Petivi), by Djoric
The Serpent Sequence (part of Serpent's Hand Hub), by thedeadlymoose
Skies Made Strange, by TyGently, Decibelles, minmin, & Jekeled

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Wanderers' Library Entries

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Voyage to the Deep, by Plilt
Glass Apartments (For Janelle), by carolynn ivy
Sludge Thompkins in: The Lair of the Mutant Bubblegum Lizards!, by CadaverCommander

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Other

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Poetry As Distillation: An Essay on Good Poems, by carolynn ivy

Self

== WRITING/INSPIRATION/COMMUNITY ==

"Inspiration", "Themes", and "Miscellaneous Thoughts" are from three years ago!

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Inspiration: I'm greatly inspired by science fiction, and I'm a big fan of the Halo series. My stories are typically science fiction/science fantasy-oriented (specifically featuring magical technology), and I always like taking some wacky concept and exploring it to its logical extreme. I'm not always the most successful, but I do try!

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Themes: I like writing about community, family, and camaraderie. When writing an SCP, I typically think of the object or concept first and slowly inject related concepts into the mix. When I've figured that out, I try telling an emotional story about that object or concept. My favourite things to write are the conceptual and the metafictional.

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Miscellaneous Thoughts:

• My favourite SCP is SCP-2747
• Much of my work is set in Site-82.
• I would love to write a time travel SCP some day.
• My goals are to read every site Canon, improve my character writing, and write a lot more in general.

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People I've Collaborated With (So Far):

• Ayers
• DrMacro
• Henzoid
• KindlyTurtleClem
• Mew-ltiverse
• NatVoltaic
• notgull
• Nykacolaquantum
• ricog2
• Quantum Physician
• Uncle Nicolini

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Sandbox Hubs:

• Sandbox Hub Une
• Sandbox Hub Deux
• Wanderers' Library Sandbox

Stats

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CROM.aic	Lt Flops has 47 content pages (17 SCP Articles, 16 Tales, 6 GOI Formats, 4 Hubs, 3 Wanderers' Library Entries, 1 SCP Co-Translation) and 7 CSS pages (4 Themes, 3 Components).

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Inebriation Inoculation complete. Thanks for reading!

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