Lt Flops' Author Page

Lt Flops' Author Page
Author: Lt Flops
Published on 20 Mar 2018 20:37

/* source: http://ah-sandbox.wikidot.com/component:collapsible-sidebar-x1 */
 
#top-bar .open-menu a {
        position: fixed;
        top: 0.5em;
        left: 0.5em;
        z-index: 5;
        font-family: 'Nanum Gothic', san-serif;
        font-size: 30px;
        font-weight: 700;
        width: 30px;
        height: 30px;
        line-height: 0.9em;
        text-align: center;
        border: 0.2em solid #888;
        background-color: #fff;
        border-radius: 3em;
        color: #888;
}
 
@media (min-width: 768px) {
 
    #top-bar .mobile-top-bar {
        display: block;
    }
 
    #top-bar .mobile-top-bar li {
        display: none;
    }
 
    #main-content {
        max-width: 708px;
        margin: 0 auto;
        padding: 0;
        transition: max-width 0.2s ease-in-out;
    }
 
    #side-bar {
        display: block;
        position: fixed;
        top: 0;
        left: -20em;
        width: 17.75em;
        height: 100%;
        margin: 0;
        overflow-y: auto;
        z-index: 10;
        padding: 1em 1em 0 1em;
        background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.1);
        transition: left 0.4s ease-in-out;
 
        scrollbar-width: thin;
    }
 
    #side-bar:target {
        left: 0;
    }
 
     #top-bar .close-menu {
        margin-left: 19.75em;
        opacity: 0;
    }
    #side-bar:target .close-menu {
        display: block;
        position: fixed;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        z-index: -1;
    }
 
    #top-bar .open-menu a:hover {
        text-decoration: none;
    }
}
 
@supports selector(:focus-within) {
 
@media (min-width: 768px) {
    #top-bar .open-menu a {
        pointer-events: none;
    }
    #side-bar:not(:target) .close-menu {
        display: block;
        pointer-events: none;
        user-select: none;
        z-index: -1;
    }
 
    /* This pseudo-element is meant to overlay the regular sidebar button
    so the fixed positioning (top, left, right and/or bottom) has to match */
 
    #side-bar .close-menu::before {
        content: "";
        position: fixed;
        z-index: 5;
        display: block;
 
        top: 0.5em;
        left: 0.5em;
 
        border: 0.2em solid transparent;
        width: 30px;
        height: 30px;
        font-size: 30px;
        line-height: 0.9em;
 
        pointer-events: all;
        cursor: pointer;
    }
    #side-bar:focus-within {
        left: 0;
    }
    #side-bar:focus-within .close-menu::before {
        pointer-events: none;
    }
}
 
}

What this is

A bunch of miscellaneous CSS 'improvements' that I, Croquembouche, use on a bunch of pages because I think it makes them easier to deal with.

The changes this component makes are bunch of really trivial modifications to ease the writing experience and to make documenting components/themes a bit easier (which I do a lot). It doesn't change anything about the page visually for the reader — the changes are for the writer.

I wouldn't expect translations of articles that use this component to also use this component, unless the translator likes it and would want to use it anyway.

This component probably won't conflict with other components or themes, and even if it does, it probably won't matter too much.

Usage

On any wiki:

[[include :scp-wiki:component:croqstyle]]

This component is designed to be used on other components. When using on another component, be sure to add this inside the component's [[iftags]] block, so that users of your component are not forced into also using Croqstyle.

Related components

Other personal styling components (which change just a couple things):

• RSO Component — Rounderhouse

Personal styling themes (which are visual overhauls):

• Magnus Web Format — DrMagnus
• Flopstyle CSS — Lt Flops
• Blankstyle CSS — HarryBlank
• Placestyle CSS — Placeholder McD
• Jakstyle — JakdragonX

CSS changes

Reasonably-sized footnotes

Stops footnotes from being a million miles wide, so that you can actually read them.

.hovertip { max-width: 400px; }

Monospace edit/code

Makes the edit textbox monospace, and also changes all monospace text to Fira Code, the obviously superior monospace font.

@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Fira+Code:wght@400;700&display=swap');
 
:root { --mono-font: "Fira Code", Cousine, monospace; }
#edit-page-textarea, .code pre, .code p, .code, tt, .page-source { font-family: var(--mono-font); }
.code pre * { white-space: pre; }
.code *, .pre * { font-feature-settings: unset; }

Teletype backgrounds

Adds a light grey background to <tt> elements ({{text}}), so code snippets stand out more.

tt {
  background-color: var(--swatch-something-bhl-idk-will-fix-later, #f4f4f4);
  font-size: 85%;
  padding: 0.2em 0.4em;
  margin: 0;
  border-radius: 6px;
}

No more bigfaces

Stops big pictures from appearing when you hover over someone's avatar image, because they're stupid and really annoying and you can just click on them if you want to see the big version.

.avatar-hover { display: none !important; }

Breaky breaky

Any text inside a div with class nobreak has line-wrapping happen between every letter.

.nobreak { word-break: break-all; }

Code colours

Add my terminal's code colours as variables. Maybe I'll change this to a more common terminal theme like Monokai or something at some point, but for now it's just my personal theme, which is derived from Tomorrow Night Eighties.

Also, adding the .terminal class to a fake code block as [[div class="code terminal"]] gives it a sort of pseudo-terminal look with a dark background. Doesn't work with [[code]], because Wikidot inserts a bunch of syntax highlighting that you can't change yourself without a bunch of CSS. Use it for non-[[code]] code snippets only.

Quick tool to colourise a 'standard' Wikidot component usage example with the above vars: link

:root {
  --c-bg: #393939;
  --c-syntax: #e0e0e0;
  --c-comment: #999999;
  --c-error: #f2777a;
  --c-value: #f99157;
  --c-symbol: #ffcc66;
  --c-string: #99cc99;
  --c-operator: #66cccc;
  --c-builtin: #70a7df;
  --c-keyword: #cc99cc;
}
 
.terminal, .terminal > .code {
  color: var(--c-syntax);
  background: var(--c-bg);
  border: 0.4rem solid var(--c-comment);
  border-radius: 1rem;
}

Debug mode

Draw lines around anything inside .debug-mode. The colour of the lines is red but defers to CSS variable --debug-colour.

You can also add div.debug-info.over and div.debug-info.under inside an element to annotate the debug boxes — though you'll need to make sure to leave enough vertical space that the annotation doesn't overlap the thing above or below it.

…like this!

.debug-mode, .debug-mode *, .debug-mode *::before, .debug-mode *::after {
  outline: 1px solid var(--debug-colour, red);
  position: relative;
}
.debug-info {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50%;
  transform: translateX(-50%);
  font-family: 'Fira Code', monospace;
  font-size: 1rem;
  white-space: nowrap;
}
.debug-info.over { top: -2.5rem; }
.debug-info.under { bottom: -2.5rem; }
.debug-info p { margin: 0; }

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@import url(https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Architects+Daughter&display=swap);
@import url(https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Montserrat:wght@500;700&display=swap);
@import url(https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Fira+Code:wght@400;700&display=swap);
 
/* Flopstyle CSS Theme
 * [2020 Wikidot Theme]
 * Created by Lt Flops
 * Select CSS Styles Are Credited Where Necessary
 * -- (CC BY-SA 3.0) --
**/
 
/* -------- SITE HEADER -------- */
 a, body, span{
     word-break: unset;
}
 #header h1 a,
 #header h1 a::before{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 93%);
     text-shadow: none;
}
 #header h1 a{
     font-family: "Montserrat", "Arial", sans-serif;
     font-size: 170%;
     letter-spacing: 0;
}
 #header h2 span,
 #header h2 span::before{
     color: hsl(60, 62%, 85%);
     font-family: "Montserrat", "Arial", sans-serif;
     font-weight: 500;
     text-shadow: none;
}
 
/* -------- TOP-BAR -------- */
 #search-top-box,
 #top-bar,
 #login-status{
     right: 0;
}
 #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]{
     font-size: unset;
}
 #search-top-box-input,
 #search-top-box-form input[type=submit]{
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 20%);
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
     border-radius: 0;
}
 #search-top-box-input:hover,
 #search-top-box-input:focus,
 #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:hover,
 #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:focus{
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 30%);
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 70%);
}
 #top-bar .open-menu a{
     border-radius: unset;
     border-width: .1em;
}
 
/* -------- SIDE-BAR -------- */
 #side-bar{
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 50%);
}
 #side-bar:target{
        box-shadow: 0 0 90px 90px hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .3);
}
 #side-bar .side-block{
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 20%);
     border-radius: 0;
}
 #side-bar .heading{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
     border-bottom: solid 1px hsl(0, 0%, 20%);
}
 
/* -------- SIDEBOXES --------
 * By EstrellaYoshte
 * Adapted From 'Penumbra Theme'
**/
 .flavourText{
     margin: auto;
     margin-bottom: .5em;
     padding: .25em;
 
     border: 1px solid #888;
}
 #page-content .authorbox tr td,
 #page-content .sidebox tr td,
 #page-content .authorbox tr th,
 #page-content .sidebox tr th{
     padding: .25em;
}
 #page-content .authorbox tr td,
 #page-content .authorbox tr th{
     width: 200px;
}
 .limit{
     margin-bottom: -1rem;
     line-height: 141%;
     z-index: 5;
}
 .limit br{
     display: block;
}
 .anchor{
     position: sticky;
     height: 0;
     top: 0;
     z-index: 5;
}
 .authorbox,
 .sidebox{
     position: absolute;
     width: calc((100vw - 870px) / 2);
     max-height: calc(100vh - 18rem);
     margin: 0 8px 0 0;
     padding: .14rem;
 
     box-sizing: border-box;
 
     overflow: auto;
     z-index: 5;
}
 .authorbox{
     width: 200px !important;
     top: .5em;
     right: 106.25%;
 
     font-size: 90%;
}
 .sidebox{
     top: -1em;
     left: 103.5%;
     padding-left: 1em;
 
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 73%);
     border-left: 8px solid var(--accentColor);
}
 
/* -------- Sidebox Mobile Optimization Courtesy of Woedenaz -------- */
 @media (max-width: 1079px){
     .sidebox{
         width: auto;
         max-width: 65vw !important;
         top: .75rem;
         right: calc(((100vw - 45.8rem) / 2) * -1);
         left: initial;
         padding: 0 .4rem;
 
         background-color: var(--accentColor);
         border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 73%);
         border-left: 8px solid var(--accentColor);
         border-radius: 0;
 
         overflow: visible;
         -webkit-clip-path: inset(-.125rem -.25rem 0 calc(100% - 1.275rem));
         clip-path: inset(-.125rem -.25rem 0 calc(100% - 1.275rem));
         -webkit-transition:
            color .2s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s;
         transition:
            color .2s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s;
         -o-transition:
            color .2s ease-in-out .1s,
            box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s;
         transition:
            color .2s ease-in-out .1s,
            box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s;
         transition:
            color .2s ease-in-out .1s,
            box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s;
    }
     .sidebox::before,
     .sidebox::after{
         content: " ";
         position: absolute;
         right: 0;
    }
     .sidebox::before{
         width: 0;
         height: 0;
         top: calc(50% - .75rem);
 
         border-top: .75rem solid transparent;
         border-bottom: .75rem solid transparent;
         border-right: .75rem solid var(--accentColor);
 
         z-index: 10;
         transition: border .1s ease-in-out .1s;
    }
     .sidebox::after{
         width: 100%;
         max-width: .75rem;
         height: 100%;
         max-height: calc(100vh - 18rem);
         top: 0;
 
         background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
 
         z-index: -1;
         transition:
            box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            max-width .5s ease-in-out .1s;
    }
     .sidebox > *{
         opacity: 0;
         -webkit-transition: opacity .2s ease-in-out .2s;
         -o-transition: opacity .2s ease-in-out .2s;
         transition: opacity .2s ease-in-out .2s;
    }
     .sidebox:hover{
         overflow: visible;
         -webkit-clip-path: inset(-.125rem -.25rem 0 0);
         clip-path: inset(-.125rem -.25rem 0 0);
         -webkit-transition:
            color .5s ease-in-out .2s,
            right .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s;
         transition:
            color .5s ease-in-out .2s,
            right .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s;
         -o-transition:
            color .5s ease-in-out .2s,
            right .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s;
         transition:
            color .5s ease-in-out .2s,
            right .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s;
         transition:
            color .5s ease-in-out .2s,
            right .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-clip-path .5s ease-in-out .1s,
            -webkit-box-shadow .5s ease-in-out .1s;
    }
     .sidebox:hover::before{
         border-top: 0 solid transparent;
         border-bottom: 0 solid transparent;
    }
     .sidebox:hover::after{
         max-width: 100%;
         right: 0;
    }
     .sidebox:hover > *{
         opacity: 1;
    }
}
 @media (max-width:768px){
     .sidebox,
     .sidebox:hover{
         right: calc(((100vw - (100% - 3rem)) / 2) * -1 + 1rem);
    }
}
 @media (max-width: 1079px){
     .authorbox{
         display: none;
         visibility: hidden;
    }
}
 
/* -------- GENERAL -------- */
 :root{
   --accentColor: hsl(0, 100%, 30%);
   --vivid-lime-green: hsl(112, 77%, 48%);
}
 body{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     word-break: unset;
}
 #search-top-box-input,
 #search-top-box-input:hover,
 #search-top-box-input:focus,
 #search-top-box-form input[type=submit],
 #search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:hover,
 #search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:focus,
 #top-bar ul li ul,
 #side-bar .side-block,
 .page-rate-widget-box,
 .scp-image-block{
     box-shadow: none;
}
 
/* -------- INFO BAR -------- */
 body{
     --barColour: hsl(0, 89%, 18%);
}
 .u-faq{
     display: none;
}
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content{
     padding: 0 .5em 30px;
}
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content .wiki-content-table,
 .footer-wikiwalk-nav .collapsible-block .wiki-content-table{
     width: 90%;
}
 
/* -------- INFO PANE -------- */
 .creditRate{
     margin-right: 0 !important;
}
 .rate-box-with-credit-button{
     border-radius: 0 !important;
     box-shadow: none !important;
}
 .creditButton p a:hover,
 .creditButtonStandalone p a:hover{
     color: var(--vivid-lime-green) !important;
}
 div.credit.first .wiki-content-table {
     width: 100%;
}
 
/* -------- PAGE RATING -------- */
 .page-rate-widget-box{
     margin-right: 0;
}
 .page-rate-widget-box,
 .page-rate-widget-box .rate-points{
     border-radius: 0;
}
 .page-rate-widget-box .cancel,
 .page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover{
     border-radius: 0 !important;
}
 
/* -------- FORMATTING | [GENERAL] -------- */
 #page-content h1,
 #page-content h2,
 #page-content h3,
 #page-content h4,
 #page-content h5,
 #page-content h6{
     display: flex;
     flex-direction: column;
     justify-content: center;
     margin-bottom: .57em;
 
     text-align: center;
     word-break: unset;
}
 hr{
     height: 0;
     margin: 1em 0;
 
     background-color: transparent;
     border-top: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 67%);
}
 .collapsible-block-link{
     font-size: 120%;
     font-weight: bold;
}
 .info-container .collapsible-block-link{
     font-size: 100%;
}
 ol li{
     margin: 0 0 1em;
}
 ul{
     margin:1em 0;
}
 .footnotes-footer, .bibitems{
     padding: 0 0 .5em;
}
 
/* -------- IMAGE BLOCK -------- */
.scp-image-block .scp-image-caption{
     font-size: 95%;
}
 .scp-image-block.block-right{
     margin: 0 0 1em 2em;
}
 
/* -------- CUSTOM DIV BLOCKS -------- */
 .raisa-header, .pink-header, .oracle-header{
     margin-bottom: 1em;
     padding: 0 .5em;
 
     text-align: center;
}
 
 .raisa-header{ /* ---- RAISA Notice Header ---- */
     background: hsl(60, 65%, 85%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
}
 
 .pink-header{ /* ---- Pretty Header ---- */
     background: hsl(350, 100%, 85%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 4%, 36%);
}
 .pink-header hr{
     border-color: hsl(0, 4%, 36%);
}
 
 .oracle-header{ /* ---- SPC's 'From the Desk of ORACLE' Header ---- */
     color: hsl(208, 100%, 97%);
     background: hsl(208, 67%, 44%);
     border: 2px solid hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 .oracle-header hr{
     border-color: hsl(208, 100%, 97%);
}
 .img-resize img{ /* ---- Header Icons (See Example Formatting) ---- */
     float: left;
     width: auto;
     height: 8em;
     margin: .5em;
}
 
 blockquote, /* ---- Regular Quote Block ---- */
 div.blockquote{
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     border: 3px double hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
}
 
 .alt-blockquote{ /* ---- Alternative Quote Block ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
     border-radius: 1em;
}
 
 .lightweight{ /* ---- Lightweight Quote Block ---- */
     margin: 1em 3em;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 90%);
 
     text-align: left;
}
 
 .card-block{ /* ---- Decorative Quote Block ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: .6em 1.2em;
 
     background: hsl(220, 15%, 93%);
     border-left: 8px solid var(--accentColor);
     border-radius: .48em;
}
 
 blockquote hr, div.blockquote hr, .alt-blockquote hr, .lightweight hr, .card-block hr{
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 67%);
}
 
 .log-header{ /* ---- Interview/Exploration Log Header ---- */
     margin-bottom: 1em;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     border: 3px dashed hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
     border-radius: 2em;
}
 
 .report-box{ /* ---- Report Block ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: medium solid hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 .report-box hr{
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 
 .realistic-shadow{ /* ---- Better Shadows ---- */
     margin: 1em 0 2em 0;
     box-shadow:
          0 1px 1px hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .23),
          0 2px 2px hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .18),
          0 4px 4px hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .15),
          0 8px 8px hsla(0, 0%, 0%, .13);
}
 
 .report-box.red-tint{ /* ---- Alternative Report Block Variants ---- */
     background-color: hsl(360, 91%, 86%);
     border-color: hsl(360, 62%, 66%);
}
 .report-box.red-tint hr{
     border-color: hsl(360, 62%, 66%);
}
 
 .report-box.orange-tint{
     background-color: hsl(30, 91%, 86%);
     border-color: hsl(30, 62%, 66%);
}
 .report-box.orange-tint hr{
     border-color: hsl(30, 62%, 66%);
}
 
 .report-box.yellow-tint{
     background-color: hsl(60, 91%, 86%);
     border-color: hsl(60, 62%, 66%);
}
 .report-box.yellow-tint hr{
     border-color: hsl(60, 62%, 66%);
}
 
 .report-box.green-tint{
     background-color: hsl(120, 91%, 86%);
     border-color: hsl(120, 62%, 66%);
}
 .report-box.green-tint hr{
     border-color: hsl(120, 62%, 66%);
}
 
 .report-box.cyan-tint{
     background-color: hsl(180, 91%, 86%);
     border-color: hsl(180, 62%, 66%);
}
 .report-box.cyan-tint hr{
     border-color: hsl(180, 62%, 66%);
}
 
 .report-box.blue-tint{
     background-color: hsl(240, 91%, 86%);
     border-color: hsl(240, 62%, 66%);
}
 .report-box.blue-tint hr{
     border-color: hsl(240, 62%, 66%);
}
 
 .report-box.magenta-tint{
     background-color: hsl(300, 91%, 86%);
     border-color: hsl(300, 62%, 66%);
}
 .report-box.magenta-tint hr{
     border-color: hsl(300, 62%, 66%);
}
 
 .report-box.grey-tint{
     background-color: hsl(210, 9%, 86%);
     border-color: hsl(210, 15%, 42%);
}
 .report-box.grey-tint hr{
     border-color: hsl(210, 15%, 42%);
}
 
 div.o5-box{ /* ---- Overseer Document Block ---- */
     margin: 1em 6em;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 75%);
     border: medium solid hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 div.o5-box hr{
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 
 .faux-source{ /* ---- Mimics "Page Source" Appearance ---- */
     margin-bottom: 1em;
     padding: 0 2em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: 1px dashed hsl(0, 0%, 67%);
 
     font-family: var(--mono-font);
}
 
 .narration{ /* ---- Mimics the Pages of a Book ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 63%);
}
 
 .warning-notice{ /* ---- Simple Warning Block (Adapted From 'SCP-3143') ---- */
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     background-image: url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-style-resource/scp_trans.png);
     background-position: center;
     background-repeat: no-repeat;
     border: medium solid hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     text-align: center;
}
 .warning-notice hr{
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 
 .journal{ /* ---- Journal Block (Adapted From 'SCP-4003') ---- */
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: .9em;
 
     background-image:
       linear-gradient(to top,
          hsl(201, 33%, 84%) 0%,
          hsl(60, 29%, 89%) 8%);
     background-position: 0 8px;
     background-size: 100% 1.3rem;
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 80%);
     border-radius: .9em;
 
     font-family: "Architects Daughter", cursive;
}
 .journal p{
     margin: 0;
 
     font-size: 1.3rem;
     line-height: 1.3rem;
}
 
 .sms-message{ /* ---- SMS Message Block ---- */
     float: left;
     clear: left;
     width: 22.4em;
     margin: 0 0 1em;
     padding: 0 1.2em;
 
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 75%);
     border-radius: 2em;
 
     font-size: 112.5%;
     text-align: center;
}
 
 blockquote .collapsible-block-folded,
 .alt-blockquote .collapsible-block-folded,
 .lightweight .collapsible-block-folded,
 .card-block .collapsible-block-folded,
 .report-box .collapsible-block-folded,
 .o5-box .collapsible-block-folded,
 .narration .collapsible-block-folded,
 .journal .collapsible-block-folded,
 div.blockquote .collapsible-block-folded{
     /* ---- For Collapsibles Inside Divs | [CLOSED] ---- */
     padding: .75em 0;
     /* -------- */
}
 blockquote .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 .alt-blockquote .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 .lightweight .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 .card-block .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 .report-box .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 .o5-box .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 .narration .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 .journal .collapsible-block-unfolded,
 div.blockquote .collapsible-block-unfolded{
     /* ---- For Collapsibles Inside Divs | [OPEN] ---- */
     padding-top: .75em;
     /* -------- */
}
 
/* -------- FORMATTING | [SPECIAL] -------- */
 .centered{ /* ---- Center-Aligns Text ---- */
     text-align: center;
}
 
 .justified{ /* ---- Justify-Aligns Text ---- */
     text-align: justify;
}
 
 .indented{ /* ---- Indents Block by ½-inch/2em (Use Within Other Divs) ---- */
     text-indent: 2.4em;
}
 .indented .bibcite,
 .indented .footnoteref,
 .indented ul,
 .indented ol,
 .indented .scp-image-block.block-right,
 .indented h1,
 .indented h2,
 .indented h3,
 .indented h4,
 .indented h5,
 .indented h6,
 .indented .scene-break,
 .indented .footnotes-footer,
 .indented .bibitems{
     text-indent: 0;
}
 
 .rev-red, .rev-green, .rev-blue, .rev-yellow, .terminal-span{
     font-weight: bold;
}
 
 .rev-red{ /* ---- Red Document Revision Text ---- */
     color: hsl(360, 100%, 27%);
}
 
 .rev-green{ /* ---- Green Document Revision Text ---- */
     color: hsl(120, 100%, 27%);
}
 
 .rev-blue{ /* ---- Blue Document Revision Text ---- */
     color: hsl(240, 100%, 27%);
}
 
 .rev-yellow{ /* ---- Yellow Document Revision Text ---- */
     color: hsl(40, 100%, 40%);
}
 
 .terminal-span{ /* ---- Computer Terminal Text ---- */
     font-family: var(--mono-font);
     font-size: 110%;
     letter-spacing: .3px;
}
 
/* ---- Blinking Text Cursor (Adapted From 'Your Very First SCP!') ---- */
 .blinkbar{color: black; animation: blink 1.5s infinite;}
 @keyframes blink{to{opacity: .0;}}
 @keyframes flicker{0% {opacity: .9890; }5% {opacity: .5842; }10% {opacity: .9865; }20% {opacity: .0412; }20% {opacity: .6255; }25% {opacity: .3157; }30% {opacity: .7328; }35% {opacity: .4654; }40% {opacity: .9128; }45% {opacity: .2449; }50% {opacity: .5485; }55% {opacity: .6438; }60% {opacity: .1180; }65% {opacity: .9085; }70% {opacity: .0266; }75% {opacity: .6795; }80% {opacity: .7812; }85% {opacity: .0117; }90% {opacity: .2239; }95% {opacity: .8897; }100% {opacity: .2260; }}
 @keyframes overlay-anim{0% {visibility: hidden; }10% {visibility: hidden; }11% {visibility: visible; }50% {visibility: hidden; }100% {visibility: hidden; }}
 
 .lite-heading{ /* ---- Special Heading Area (Adapted From 'SCP-4058') ---- */
     clear: both;
     margin: 3.6em auto;
}
 .lite-heading h3{
     color: hsl(360, 100%, 27%);
}
 .lite-heading hr{
     width: 55%;
     margin: auto;
 
     border-width: medium;
}
 
 div.image-showcase{ /* ---- Alternative Image Showcase ---- */
     width: 25em;
     margin-bottom: 1em;
 
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: 3px ridge hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
}
 div.image-showcase.block-center{
     margin-right: auto;
     margin-left: auto;
}
 
 .scene-break{ /* ---- Fancy Scene/Section Break ---- */
     width: 3.5em;
     margin: 2em 0;
}
 
 .listPagesNav{ margin-bottom: 5em; }
 .listPagesNav-prev, /* ---- ListPages Navigation (Adapted from 'SCP-5552') ---- */
 .listPagesNav-next{
     width: 45%;
     margin: 0 0 1em;
     padding: 0 2%;
 
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 90%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
}
 .listPagesNav-prev{
     float: left;
     text-align: left;
}
 .listPagesNav-next{
     float: right;
     text-align: right;
}
 
 .fade-away{
     background: linear-gradient(to bottom, hsl(0, 0%, 95%), hsl(0, 0%, 5%));
}
 
 .footing::before{ /* ---- Page Footing ---- */
     content: " ";
     position: absolute;
     bottom: 1px;
     left: 0;
     right: 0;
 
     border-bottom: 2px solid hsl(0, 0%, 47%);
}
 .footing{
     position: relative;
     bottom: -2px;
     margin-bottom: 2px;
 
     border-bottom: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 47%);
}
 
 .related-flex{ /* ---- Related Articles Box ---- */
     display: flex;
     justify-content: center;
}
 .related{
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: 0 1em;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: thick solid hsla(0, 0%, 60%, 0.5);
 
     text-align: left;
}
 
 .series-nav{ /* ---- Series Navigation ---- */
     margin: .5em 0;
 
     background:
       linear-gradient(to bottom right,
          hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 1),
          hsla(0, 0%, 50%, .5));
     border: outset 1.5px hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
     border-radius: 2em;
 
     font-size: 85%;
     font-weight: bold;
     text-align: center;
}
 
/* -------- ADVANCED WARNING HEADER --------
 * Adapted From 'SCP-001-JP - indonootoko's Proposal'
 * See the Example at the Top of the Page
**/
 .orderwrapper{
     position: relative;
     width: auto;
 
     text-align: center;
}
 .council{
     position: relative;
     top: 0;
     bottom: 0;
     left: 0;
     right: 0;
     width: 295px;
     height: 295px;
     margin: auto;
 
     background-image: url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-style-resource/scp_trans.png);
     background-position: center;
     background-repeat: no-repeat;
     background-size: 295px 295px;
}
 .ordertitle{
     position: absolute;
     top: 27px;
     left: 0;
     right: 0;
}
 .ordertitle h1{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     font-size: 220%;
     line-height: 90%;
}
 .orderdescription{
     position: absolute;
     top: 93px;
     left: 0;
     right: 0;
     width: 100%;
}
 .orderdescription h1{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     font-size: 120%;
}
 .orderdescription p{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     font-size: 90%;
}
 .itemno{
     position: absolute;
     bottom: 18px;
     left: 0;
     right: 0;
}
 .itemno h1{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
 
     font-size: 170%;
}
 
/* -------- YUI TAB BASE -------- */
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a,.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a{background-color:inherit;background-image:inherit}.yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,.yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus{background:inherit;text-decoration:inherit}.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:hover{color:inherit;background:inherit}.yui-navset .yui-nav,.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav{border-color:inherit}.yui-navset li{line-height:inherit}
 
/* -------- YUI TAB CUSTOMIZATION --------
 * Adapted From 'Black Highlighter Theme'
**/
 .yui-navset *{
     transition:
          color 80ms cubic-bezier(.4, 0, .2, 1),
          background-color 80ms cubic-bezier(.4, 0, .2, 1);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav{
     display: flex;
     flex-wrap: wrap;
     width: calc(100% - .125rem);
     margin: 0 auto;
 
     border-color: hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
     box-shadow: 0 calc(.0625rem * 5) 0 0 hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a, /* ---- Link Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 5%);
     /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [UNSELECTED] ---- */
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 99%);
     /* -------- */
     background-image: none;
     border: unset;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [HOVER] ---- */
     background-color: hsl(360, 100%, 27%);
     /* -------- */
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li, /* ---- Listitem Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li{
     position: relative;
     display: flex;
     flex-grow: 2;
     max-width: 100%;
     margin: 0;
     padding: 0;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     border-color: transparent;
     box-shadow: 0 0 0 .0625rem hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li a,
 .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li a,
 .yui-navset-bottom .yui-nav li a{
     display: flex;
     align-items: center;
     justify-content: center;
     width: 100%;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li em{
     border: unset;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a em,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a em{
     padding: .35em .75em;
 
     text-overflow: ellipsis;
     overflow: hidden;
     white-space: nowrap;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected, /* ---- Selection Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav .selected{
     flex-grow: 2;
     margin: 0;
     padding: 0;
 
     /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [SELECTED] ---- */
     background-color: hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
     /* -------- */
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a em{
     border: hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a{
     width: 100%;
 
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%) !important;
     background-image: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:active{
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 96%);
     background-color: hsl(360, 94%, 20%);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:hover{
     cursor: default;
}
 .yui-navset-left .yui-content{
     /* ---- Content Background ---- */
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 99%);
     /* -------- */
}
 .yui-navset .yui-content,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-content{
     padding: .5em;
     border-color: hsl(0, 0%, 60%);
}
 
/* -------- PAGE TAGS -------- */
 #main-content .page-tags{
     border-top: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 73%);
}
 #main-content .page-tags a{
     display: inline-block;
     height: .8125rem;
     margin: 0 0 .5rem .75rem;
     padding: .1875rem .3125rem .1875rem 0;
 
     color: hsl(0, 0%, 95%);
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 27%);
     border-bottom-right-radius: .25rem;
     border-top-right-radius: .25rem;
 
     line-height: 13px;
     line-height: .8125rem;
     font-size: 11px;
     font-size: .6875rem;
     font-weight: normal;
}
 #main-content .page-tags a:before{
     width: 0;
     height: 0;
     top: -.1875rem;
     left: -.625rem;
     padding: 0 .0625rem .1875rem;
 
     border-color: transparent hsl(0, 0%, 27%) transparent transparent;
     border-style: solid;
     border-width: .5rem .5rem .5rem 0;
}
 #main-content .page-tags a:before,
 #main-content .page-tags a:after{
     content: "";
     position: relative;
     float: left;
}
 #main-content .page-tags a:after{
     width: .25rem;
     height: .25rem;
     top: .2813rem;
     left: -.5rem;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border-radius: .125rem;
}
 #main-content .page-tags span{
     max-width: 100%;
     border-top: .5rem solid transparent;
}
 
/* -------- INTERWIKI -------- */
 iframe.scpnet-interwiki-frame{
     position: relative;
     width: 15.734em;
     height: unset;
     margin-bottom: .78em;
     margin-left: 4px;
 
     background-color: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: 2px solid hsl(0, 0%, 20%);
}
 
/* -------- SHOW-CHANGES HIGHLIGHTS -------- */
 .inline-diff ins::before{
     color: hsl(240, 100%, 93%);
}
 .inline-diff del::before{
     color: hsl(0, 100%, 90%);
}
 .inline-diff ins + del::before,
 .inline-diff del + ins::before{
     color: transparent;
}
 .inline-diff br + ins::before,
 .inline-diff br + del::before,
 .inline-diff ins:first-of-type::before,
 .inline-diff del:first-of-type::before{
     position: absolute;
     display: inline-block;
     left: -1em;
 
     content: "\f111";
     font: normal normal normal 16px/1 "FontAwesome";
     text-rendering: auto;
     -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
     -moz-osx-font-smoothing: grayscale;
}
 
/* -------- PRESENTATION -------- */
 .templateInfo{
     margin: 1em 0;
     padding: 0 1em;
     background: hsl(0, 0%, 100%);
     border: 1px solid hsl(0, 0%, 87%);
}
 
/* -------- CROQSTYLE ALTERATIONS -------- */
 #edit-page-textarea{ font-family: unset; }
 tt{
     background-color: unset;
     font-size: unset;
     padding: unset;
     margin: unset;
     border-radius: unset;
}
 
/* -------- REDUCED MOTION ACCESSIBILITY -------- */
 @media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce){
     *, *::before, *::after{
          animation-duration: .001s !important;
          animation-iteration-count: 1 !important;
          transition-duration: .001s !important;
    }
}
 
/* -------- MOBILE MEDIA QUERY -------- */
 @media (max-width: 479px){
     #header h1 a{
          font-size: 85%;
    }
     div.image-showcase{
          width: 90%;
    }
     div.o5-box{
          margin: 1em 0;
    }
}
 
/* -------- NOTE MEDIA QUERY -------- */
 @media (min-width: 480px) and (max-width: 580px){
     #header h1 a{
          font-size: 100%;
    }
     div.image-showcase{
          width: 100%;
    }
     div.o5-box{
          margin: .5em;
    }
}
 
/* -------- MINI TABLET MEDIA QUERY -------- */
 @media (min-width: 581px) and (max-width: 767px){
     #header h1 a{
          font-size: 120%;
    }
}
 @media (max-width: 767px){
     .open-menu a:hover{
          box-shadow: none;
    }
}
 
/* -------- TABLET MEDIA QUERY -------- */
 @media (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 979px){
     #header h1 a{
          font-size: 140%;
    }
}

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@import url(https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Montserrat:wght@600;700&display=swap);
 
/* Centered Header Sigma-9
 * [2021 Wikidot Component]
 * By Lt Flops (CC BY-SA 3.0)
 * Forked from:
   * Penumbra Theme by EstrellaYoshte
 * Also based on:
   * Centered Header BHL by Woedenaz
**/
 
/* ---- VARS ---- */
 :root{
     --titleColor: hsl(0, 0%, 93%);
     --subtitleColor: hsl(60, 62%, 85%);
     --lgurl: url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/component%3Acentered-header-sigma-9/logo.svg);
}
 
/* ---- SITE HEADER ---- */
 div#header{
     background-image: none;
}
 #header::before{
     position: absolute;
     width: 100%;
     height: 100%;
     top: .45rem;
     left: 0;
     content: " ";
 
     background-image: var(--lgurl);
     background-position: center top;
     background-repeat: no-repeat;
     background-size: auto 8rem;
 
     opacity: .3;
     pointer-events: none;
     z-index: -1;
}
 #header h1,
 #header h2{
     float: none;
     margin-left: 0;
 
     text-align: center;
}
 
/* Move the Subtitle Down a Smidge */
 #header h2{
     margin-top: .45rem;
}
 
/* Hide the Existing Text */
 #header h1 span,
 #header h2 span{
     display: none;
 
     font-size: 0;
}
 
/* Style the New Text */
 #header h1 a::before,
 #header h2::before{
     font-family: "Montserrat", "Arial", sans-serif;
     text-shadow: none;
}
 #header h1 a::before{
     color: var(--titleColor);
}
 #header h2::before{
     color: var(--subtitleColor);
}
 
/* Set the New Text's Content From Variable */
 #header h1 a::before{
     content: var(--header-title, "SCP FOUNDATION");
 
     font-size: 120%;
     font-weight: bold;
}
 #header h2::before{
     content: var(--header-subtitle, "SECURE, CONTAIN, PROTECT");
 
     font-size: 125%;
     font-weight: 600;
}
 
/* ---- LOGIN ---- */
 #login-status{
     top: .5rem;
     left: 0;
     right: initial;
 
     z-index: 1;
}
 
/* ---- SEARCH ---- */
 #search-top-box{
     top: .5rem;
     right: 0;
}
 #search-top-box-input{
     border-radius: 0;
}
 #search-top-box-input,
 #search-top-box-input:hover,
 #search-top-box-input:focus,
 #search-top-box-form input[type=submit],
 #search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:hover,
 #search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:focus{
     border-radius: 0;
     box-shadow: none;
 
     font-size: unset;
}
 
/* ---- TOP BAR ---- */
 #top-bar{
     display: flex;
     justify-content: center;
     top: 8.8rem;
     right: 0;
}
 #top-bar ul li ul{
     box-shadow: none;
 
     overflow: hidden;
}
 
/* ---- PAGE TITLE ---- */
 #page-title{
     text-align: center;
}
 
/* ---- MOBILE DISPLAY ---- */
 @media (max-width: 767px){
     #login-status{
         left: 5.15rem;
 
         z-index: 20;
    }
     #search-top-box{
         width: unset;
    }
     .mobile-top-bar{
         position: relative;
         display: flex;
         justify-content: center;
         left: 0;
    }
}

Lt Flops' Author Page
Author: Lt Flops
Published on 20 Mar 2018 20:37
Updated on 13 Sep 2021 06:58

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OPENING ENTITY OF INTEREST FILE #9731

AN ADDITION WAS ADDED. READ IT?

OPENING FILE

coolpage funpage

This file contains an activated GAY FROGS-Class DANK ANTIMEME. You are instructed to run. In the event that you're lazy, you are to proceed at a velocity directly proportional to your daily cholesterol intake.

… What's that? Fine, you can catch up on Grey's Anatomy first. But make sure you make your way right back here after, mmkay?

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—Um, probably someone with, like, a super high clearance level. Or someone's Mary Sue OC.

ENTITY: Lt Flops

STATUS: ACTIVE

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Select Production Commentaries

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Initial sighting of LIMP FIREBIRD. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN!

These are quote excerpts from individuals affected by LIMP FIREBIRD, a Deviant-Type Avian Entity:

If the phrase "dank antimeme" makes it into an SCP, I am leaving this site forever. I am 100% serious.

—qntm, Civilian #84250, #site19

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thats a weird way to spell sexy cyborg priests :/

—sepiafishie, Queen of Cephalopods

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Nerd. Wait, where am I? Who put me in here? Help!

—Westrin, Captain of the SCPS Spooky Boat

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Project Summary

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Hi there, [non-Homo ignotus non-Daevite non-malfunctioning Lazarus-01 Procedure humanoid]. It appears you've stumbled on my personnel file. I–

Wait, please don't leave.

No, come back!

Ah, they're gone. Anyway, apparently, this is the place where I get to show you all the wonderful works I've written? Don't worry — I'm surprised too. Just– Don't leave the terminal and continue reading until you've learned about all the things (and stuff) that I've worked on.

I'll get you a juice box. Or some bourbon.

Don't like it? Well, that's too darn bad, hun, isn't it?

---

Deployment Record

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My Newest Pages!

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1. [WANDERERS' LIBRARY ENTRY] 👦 The Foolish One (for WanderCon 2021)
2. [TALE] 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 fifthist family picnic (for Creck Fection Contest 2)
3. [PARAWATCH TALE] 🪐 SATURN'S CORNER (for JamCon 2021)
4. [WANDERERS' LIBRARY ENTRY] 🏙️ Talk of the Town (Open Collaboration)
5. [SCP] 👤 SCP-5810: Of Guilt, Fear, and Hollowness of Heart

SCP Wiki Works

== PAGES WRITTEN BY FLOPS ==

I write things, depending on how you define "write" and "things".

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Flops Says: In the spirit of collaboration: I grant any writer, artist, or otherwise, full permission to use or depict the SCPs, concepts, characters, task forces, locations, or events created by me in your own SCP Wiki/Wanderers' Library work. Drop a link my way; maybe I'll like it, or give you some pointers on how to execute it best.

(In each category, works are listed from Newest to Oldest).

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SCPs

(Random)

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SCP-5810

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Rating: +100
Comments: 17
+/- : +106/-6
Last Comment: LORDXVNV (24 Aug 2021 13:02)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (01 Sep 2021 05:15)

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+ Tags

amorphous hostile infohazard keter mind-affecting nocturnal predatory scp

---

+ Translations

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SCP-5990

---

Rating: +104
Comments: 11
+/- : +122/-18
Last Comment: Ihp (18 Mar 2020 07:17)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (12 Apr 2021 23:08)

---

+ Tags

broken-god broken-masquerade ectoentropic global-occult-coalition jam-con2020 keter oneiroi scp

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+ Translations

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SCP-4790

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Rating: +134
Comments: 11
+/- : +152/-18
Last Comment: Maxyfran73 (08 Sep 2021 08:57)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (15 Apr 2021 01:38)

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+ Tags

ad-astra aiad cognitohazard esoteric-class extraterrestrial gravity pattern-screamer physics scp

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SCP-281-FR

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Rating: +121
Comments: 10
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Last Comment: Fallenstar004 (08 Sep 2021 03:16)
Last Edit: Naepic (10 Jun 2021 14:54)

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SCP-4190

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Rating: +84
Comments: 5
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Last Comment: TheJonyMyster (19 Jul 2021 21:31)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (11 Apr 2021 06:02)

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SCP-4031

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Rating: +136
Comments: 22
+/- : +161/-25
Last Comment: KleptocracyNow (04 Dec 2019 20:33)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (08 Jul 2021 05:49)

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SCP-4416

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Rating: +160
Comments: 37
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Last Comment: Lt Flops (19 Apr 2021 19:51)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (26 Apr 2021 21:04)

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SCP-4420

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Rating: +230
Comments: 44
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Last Comment: Lt Flops (25 Apr 2021 20:17)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (26 Apr 2021 17:51)

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EE-3570

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Rating: +150
Comments: 20
+/- : +155/-5
Last Comment: Dr Wile (19 Mar 2021 18:24)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (10 Apr 2021 05:01)

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SCP-3464

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Rating: +86
Comments: 26
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Last Comment: GreenRaven (31 Aug 2021 11:11)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (10 Apr 2021 05:02)

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SCP-3719

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Rating: +74
Comments: 10
+/- : +83/-9
Last Comment: Ellie3 (25 Mar 2019 02:55)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (14 Apr 2021 01:25)

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SCP-3787

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Rating: +104
Comments: 13
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Last Comment: froideriko (28 May 2020 15:29)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (26 Jul 2021 17:32)

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Tales

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fifthist family picnic

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Rating: +60
Comments: 4
+/- : +61/-1
Last Comment: Marcelles_Raynes (05 May 2021 19:08)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (10 Apr 2021 22:32)

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SATURN'S CORNER

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Rating: +78
Comments: 18
+/- : +81/-3
Last Comment: Sergeimosin (20 Jul 2021 15:35)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (11 Jun 2021 16:46)

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Illac

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Rating: +49
Comments: 2
+/- : +50/-1
Last Comment: EstrellaYoshte (26 Aug 2020 17:01)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (22 Jun 2021 22:28)

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Spilled Milk

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Rating: +53
Comments: 5
+/- : +58/-5
Last Comment: Sebarus (25 Mar 2020 19:26)
Last Edit: EstrellaYoshte (31 Aug 2021 21:13)

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A Scene From a Meme(-ory)

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Rating: +44
Comments: 9
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Last Comment: Quadraginta (09 Aug 2020 17:26)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (09 Jul 2021 05:32)

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A Necromantic Prelude

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Rating: +31
Comments: 6
+/- : +32/-1
Last Comment: Crow-Cat (17 Mar 2020 22:55)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (11 Apr 2021 23:11)

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A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates

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Rating: +51
Comments: 7
+/- : +53/-2
Last Comment: Retian (14 Jan 2020 04:45)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (11 Apr 2021 01:35)

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The Doctor's Dilemma

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Rating: +72
Comments: 9
+/- : +74/-2
Last Comment: Pexagon (23 Jul 2020 22:19)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (10 Apr 2021 05:06)

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SCP-2

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Rating: +144
Comments: 18
+/- : +161/-17
Last Comment: Zyn (28 Dec 2020 01:54)
Last Edit: EstrellaYoshte (30 Jul 2021 17:45)

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What Lurks in the Dark?

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Rating: +57
Comments: 2
+/- : +61/-4
Last Comment: Eskobar (16 Oct 2018 23:57)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (10 Apr 2021 05:08)

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Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)

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Rating: +63
Comments: 2
+/- : +64/-1
Last Comment: MrPines (22 Sep 2018 22:59)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (10 Apr 2021 05:00)

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The Abyss Gazes Back (and It's ASCII on a CRT Screen)

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Rating: +86
Comments: 6
+/- : +90/-4
Last Comment: 5150wned (19 Aug 2019 00:49)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (10 Apr 2021 05:06)

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UMBRAL_​MIGRATORY_​SEQUENCE.txt

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Rating: +72
Comments: 3
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Last Comment: TL333s (16 Jun 2018 20:32)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (10 Apr 2021 05:06)

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Solidão

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Rating: +23
Comments: 2
+/- : +23/-0
Last Comment: Lt Flops (03 Mar 2020 23:43)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (04 Sep 2021 19:44)

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GoI Formats

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"Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers

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Rating: +79
Comments: 4
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Last Comment: Nagiros (05 Apr 2020 17:26)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (10 Apr 2021 05:02)

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SPC-993

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Rating: +106
Comments: 10
+/- : +113/-7
Last Comment: LORDXVNV (19 Aug 2021 21:06)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (22 Aug 2021 20:06)

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SPC-507

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Rating: +85
Comments: 40
+/- : +113/-28
Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (20 Mar 2021 19:03)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (22 Aug 2021 20:11)

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Others

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Centered Header Sigma-9

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Rating: +25
Comments: 7
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Last Comment: taylor_itkin (16 May 2021 13:41)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (20 Sep 2021 17:57)

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More By Lt Flops

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Comments: 0
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Last Edit: Lt Flops (01 Sep 2021 04:38)

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Parawatch Anon Theme

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Rating: +35
Comments: 10
+/- : +39/-4
Last Comment: The Great Hippo (23 Jul 2021 06:18)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (11 Jul 2021 04:16)

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Void Dancer Hub

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Rating: +43
Comments: 4
+/- : +44/-1
Last Comment: Zertas (27 Jun 2021 00:58)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (19 Sep 2021 04:42)

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Classic SCP Foundation Theme

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Rating: +71
Comments: 12
+/- : +75/-4
Last Comment: ObserverSeptember (11 Jun 2021 06:37)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (14 May 2021 03:51)

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Flopstyle CSS

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Rating: +47
Comments: 6
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Last Comment: Lt Flops (13 Mar 2021 07:04)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (30 Aug 2021 19:33)

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Flops Header Template

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Comments: 0
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Last Comment: ()
Last Edit: Lt Flops (20 Apr 2021 03:22)

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Flops Header Backend

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Comments: 1
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Last Comment: Lt Flops (23 May 2020 04:47)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (20 Apr 2021 03:16)

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Void Post Template

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Rating: +29
Comments: 0
+/- : +29/-0
Last Comment: ()
Last Edit: stormbreath (07 Mar 2021 07:13)

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Void Post Source

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Comments: 0
+/- : +5/-0
Last Comment: ()
Last Edit: stormbreath (07 Mar 2021 06:19)

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Flops Disruption Bar

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Rating: +6
Comments: 1
+/- : +7/-1
Last Comment: Lt Flops (11 Aug 2020 06:54)
Last Edit: Croquembouche (24 Mar 2021 05:08)

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SAPPHIRE Theme

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Rating: +20
Comments: 1
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Last Comment: Lt Flops (19 Jun 2019 05:36)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (19 Apr 2021 22:33)

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'Pataphysics Department Theme

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Rating: +81
Comments: 6
+/- : +82/-1
Last Comment: ObserverSeptember (13 Jun 2021 19:18)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (17 Aug 2021 17:31)

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Lt Flops' Author Page

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Rating: +188
Comments: 13
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Last Comment: Ralliston (16 Nov 2020 11:46)
Last Edit: Sidewindered (13 Sep 2021 06:58)

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Void Dancer Hub

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Rating: +43
Comments: 4
+/- : +44/-1
Last Comment: Zertas (27 Jun 2021 00:58)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (19 Sep 2021 04:42)

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A Non-Prophet Organization Hub

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Rating: +84
Comments: 12
+/- : +86/-2
Last Comment: Lt Flops (22 Apr 2021 05:28)
Last Edit: stormbreath (19 Sep 2020 23:21)

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Team Bird Hub

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Rating: +198
Comments: 16
+/- : +200/-2
Last Comment: Pearden (30 Mar 2021 13:20)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (24 Jul 2021 04:16)

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Co-Authored

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A Semi-Comprehensive List of Foundation Departments (feat. Dr Moned, TopDownUnder)

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Rating: +91
Comments: 26
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Last Comment: Zyn (17 Sep 2021 06:50)
Last Edit: LemonBee12 (19 Sep 2021 09:08)

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Sigma-9 Themes (feat. EstrellaYoshte & Ralliston)

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Rating: +78
Comments: 4
+/- : +78/-0
Last Comment: EstrellaYoshte (27 Jan 2021 18:33)
Last Edit: aismallard (18 Sep 2021 20:57)

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Snippets of an Unveiled World (feat. Nykacolaquantum, IFBench, Westrin, & Deadly Bread)

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Comments: 16
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Last Comment: Nykacolaquantum (15 Sep 2021 03:22)
Last Edit: Nykacolaquantum (10 Sep 2021 02:35)

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Dr. Michaels (feat. Henzoid)

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Rating: +357
Comments: 54
+/- : +370/-13
Last Comment: TL333s (04 Aug 2021 22:15)
Last Edit: Vivarium (09 May 2021 23:55)

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SCP-4795 (feat. Mew-ltiverse)

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Rating: +107
Comments: 5
+/- : +115/-8
Last Comment: AlephFur (22 Sep 2019 04:20)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (09 May 2021 05:52)

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SCP-4475 (feat. KindlyTurtleClem)

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Rating: +136
Comments: 19
+/- : +157/-21
Last Comment: Lt Flops (14 Nov 2019 01:14)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (11 Sep 2021 02:40)

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Mother's resting place. / Right here, at the end of space. / Cast out unto the light

Land Of Honey (feat. KindlyTurtleClem)

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Rating: +91
Comments: 12
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Last Comment: (user deleted) (26 Jun 2019 16:16)
Last Edit: Calibri Bold (30 Jul 2021 17:53)

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Critter Profile: Bartholomew! (feat. KindlyTurtleClem)

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Rating: +98
Comments: 16
+/- : +100/-2
Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (28 Apr 2021 20:13)
Last Edit: stormbreath (09 Aug 2021 02:07)

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GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM (feat. Uncle Nicolini)

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Rating: +49
Comments: 7
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Last Comment: Lt Flops (24 Oct 2019 05:54)
Last Edit: Uncle Nicolini (17 Jan 2021 20:34)

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SCP-4519 (feat. NatVoltaic)

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Rating: +127
Comments: 10
+/- : +132/-5
Last Comment: LORDXVNV (23 Aug 2021 20:59)
Last Edit: Sirslash47 (09 Apr 2021 20:46)

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SCP-3739 (feat. KindlyTurtleClem)

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Rating: +215
Comments: 34
+/- : +230/-15
Last Comment: Zertas (17 Jul 2021 22:32)
Last Edit: Sirslash47 (09 Apr 2021 20:11)

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Avian Anthology II (feat. notgull, Ayers, & Quantum Physician)

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Rating: +76
Comments: 12
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Last Comment: Tyler Epic Gaskin (20 Dec 2018 20:22)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (05 Apr 2021 14:41)

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Avian Anthology I (feat. notgull, Ayers, & Quantum Physician)

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Comments: 9
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Last Comment: Lt Flops (23 Jan 2019 19:43)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (27 Apr 2021 18:25)

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The Sacred Djehuti (feat. Ayers)

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Rating: +111
Comments: 11
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Last Comment: Lt Flops (19 Jun 2018 18:47)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (30 Mar 2021 04:00)

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SCP-3309 (feat. PhamtomGuy)

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Rating: +696
Comments: 141
+/- : +778/-82
Last Comment: Lt Flops (29 Aug 2021 00:04)
Last Edit: Lt Flops (28 Aug 2021 18:29)

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Wanderers' Library Works

== MORE PAGES WRITTEN BY FLOPS ==

I write for The Wanderers' Library too!

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WANDERERS' LIBRARY AUTHOR PAGE

~ Lampyra, the Watcher ~

PAGE ENTRIES

~ Cave Story ~

2020 Wanderers' Depths Contest, First Place

~ Interplanetary Colonization ~

~ I'll Take You to the Parashops ~

~ Talk of the Town ~

Last Light Canon

~ The Foolish One ~

Technical Works

== TECH STUFF & OTHER THINGS BY FLOPS ==

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Flopstyle CSS
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SAPPHIRE Theme
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Declassifications

See: r/SCPDeclassified.

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S. D. Locke's SCP-3980 — Blind Lead the Blind (Declassification)

Commentary

== PAGE COMMENTARY — ARCHIVED ==

Last updated: June 2018.

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Flops Says: This commentary covers only one-fifth of my written work on the Wiki. I won't update this again, if only because there's too much work to make commentary on, and I would rather let my work speak for itself.

If you're curious, I do include some writing/background information in the author posts for all my individual works.

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SCP-2641: Before the Fire [DELETED]

URA-2641 and Solidão

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Summary: SCP-2641 was an ancient sapient concept that lived inside literary media.

Persons exposed to affected media became a physical conduit connecting 2641 with the outside world. 2641 made objects act tangentially to the way they're meant to, and in a surreal manner. Each time, it spread into a new medium; each time, it gained power. After 2641 connected with enough objects, media, and people, it regained its lost reality-bending properties.

This SCP featured:

• A dense rainforest.
• A mysterious cult contained by the Brazilian government.
• Exploding spears.
• A father wishing to save his daughter.
• An exiled and disillusioned denizen from Plato's World of Forms.

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Commentary: SCP-2641 was my 1st SCP, written in April 2017 after the SCP-3000 "Horror" Contest.

2641 was an experiment. I wanted to write an SCP that was contained within its own documentation. I wanted to justify why the Foundation would even do such a thing. And I wanted to show that there was something very wrong happening behind the scenes. I wasn't the most successful in executing these three things, but at the time, I was happy with how everything turned out.

The idea began with, "what if objects acted the opposite of how they're supposed to?" It took a lot of writing and rewriting to make that idea make sense.

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Themes: Brazilian governmental politics; isolation; revenge.

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UPDATE: I self-deleted this page in mid-2018. I was unhappy with its performance over its lifetime on the site (just over a year), and I didn't think I was a good enough author to execute it yet.

Though the concept had been dropped, I still consider its existence a part of my Authorial Canon.

If you still wish to read this story, it exists in a different format without all the filler:

• Solidão

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SCP-3787: The Horse Meme

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Summary: A mysterious group of antimemetic equine entities is trying to give themselves some power on Earth. To counteract this, in what is perhaps the failed Deus ex Machina of a drowsy god, horses begin breeding 10 times more quickly. The size of equine concepts in the collective human headspace increases dramatically, and humans become very afraid. This increase in "conceptual horseness", however, is effective in scaring away the entities — who fear the more powerful common Horse.

Of course, the Foundation tries to contain this strange horse anomaly by slowing down horse birth rates. Not only do they start a mass horse die-off, but the entities pour into our world to wreak havoc throughout North America.

This page has many things packed into it — such as an explanation for where modern-day mnestics come from, and the SCP-2000 of horses. It also features Mobile Task Force Pi-5 ("Glue Factory"), which battles antimemetic horse people with laser weapons, and is frankly the coolest gosh darn thing ever.

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Commentary: SCP-3787 was my 2nd SCP, written in February 2018.

It took an awfully long time to come up with a second SCP. 3787 was far more ambitious than 2641, and I pitched it by referring to it as "the 001 of horse anomalies". Like with 2641, I was unhappy with the way I executed things. This time, however, I later went back and cleaned it up.

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Themes: The dangers of creeping nationalism; nyctophobia; the Foundation at war.

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SCP-3719: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lawnmower

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Summary: It's a lawnmower. Somehow, it ended up in a Baltimore suburb, quickly making the neighbourhood closer than it's ever been — by fusing a bunch of residents into a 5,000-kg flesh ball that mows lawns perpetually. And they enjoy it.

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Commentary: SCP-3719 was my 3rd SCP, written in March 2018.

I haven't much to talk about in terms of how I wrote it because, to be honest, only a few days passed between when I started and when I posted. I wanted to write something like this for about a year before I actually posted it, but couldn't figure out how.

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Themes: Tragedies in the news; body horror; community bonds.

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SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away

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Summary: The Foundation classifies coldposts as a legitimate in-universe concept. When they learn they can delete these coldposts — as Wiki staff must do to their out-of-universe counterparts — they do so with extreme prejudice and imprecision. This causes everything to go wrong.

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Commentary: SCP-3309 was my 4th SCP and 1st collab, co-written with PhamtomGuy in April 2018. This was both my 1st format screw and 1st attempt at a meta article.

3309 is a bit of a strange one for me. I'm not exactly a fan of meta articles myself unless they're written competently. And I don't actually think the work I put into 3309 is enough to consider it a well-done meta article. 3309 is an ambitious story — and ambitious stories call for ambitious writing. I do believe I put in decent writing, but not enough to allow for all its parts to flow smoothly. Suffice to say: I don't think there's enough here for me to be satisfied about, but it's difficult to point out what exactly is the issue. Maybe the concept needs work; maybe it relies too much on a gimmick; maybe both.

Of course, as a collaborative page, there comes a point when both parties must agree to take the middle path and be happy with the work they've put in. To my co-writer, it may seem that we kept this page on the burner for long enough and that it needed to be posted, and the votes certainly seem to display a job well done. But there will always be something in me that isn't happy with the work I put in, and I guess that might never change.

Altogether, 3309 was a learning experience, and I hope I'm able to continue progressing as a writer.

(NOTE: I don't necessarily believe that votes = a decent work. 3309 was controversial — especially among site contributors — but ended up doing incredibly well).

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Themes: Depression & anxiety; the fear of being forgotten; the plight of the tortured character.

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Additional Documents:

• The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen)
• Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
• A Scene From A Meme(-ory)
• SCP-3309 -- April Fools Edition

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SCP-3464: Olive Garden regularly communes with DEMONIC ENTITIES to summon their SATANIC sempiternal garlic bread

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Summary: Some wizardy assholes steal Mr. Krab's secret garlic bread formula and start summoning demons with it.

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Commentary: SCP-3464 was my 5th SCP, written in May 2018.

Five years ago, I wrote an extremely gross creepypasta about an ever-growing garlic bread, and a person who had to eat their way through it. The strange shenanigans involved with such a phenomenon were my inspiration here. So, the plan was to make it a relatively inane anart project used to spread the word about food waste. That's a pretty important thing, but it's probably at the bottom of the Foundation's list of things to worry about when the universe could spontaneously turn into cheese.

What other aspects are at place? There's the ghostly voice of Don LaFontaine; a Foundation thaumaturge (because they have those too); demonic shenanigans inspired heavily by Third Law; and an actual demon possessing a hunk of garlic bread.

This one's a fun romp altogether — I promise!

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Themes: Sabotage; demons; wizard chefs.

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SPC-507: The Bigger Boat

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Summary: The Shark Punching Centre discovers Selachian threats from beyond their universe and puts together a Marine Fighting Team with the know-how to punch them.

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Commentary: SPC-507 was my 1st GOI Format, written in May 2018, and my 1st entry in the 2018 Doomsday Contest.

One thing I wasn't too happy about was the page's density, which people had heavily criticized at the time. After receiving a large amount of critique and spending time rewriting significant portions of this, I'm now proud to say it: This should be an enjoyable read!

Either way, this was my attempt at giving the Centre a reason to exist in the main Foundation Universe. It also gives the Avian Division more power to fight that devious Thoth!

I plan on writing more SPC in the future.

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Other:

MFT "CHARYBDIS" and "SCYLLA"	References to Greek mythology.
"FASH"	A "bash the fash*" joke.
"Gægr" and "Kemdulnim"	Generated with a fantasy dragon name generator.
"Quibba" and "Keshrayuth"	Generated with a bird race name generator.
Kaa, Waxaklahun, and Mih	Mayan numbers.
"LIMP FIREBIRD"	A self-insert. ;)
*NOTE: Those depth-damned Sharkicist bastards.

For Marine Fighting Team CHARYBDIS, I chose names that are conventionally gender neutral.

• "Quinn" and "Jaedan" are male characters.
• "Leah" and "Haruki" are female characters.

The SPC universe deviated from the main Foundation Universe a few thousand years ago. As such, this page features some alternative history elements. Here are some examples:

The Kingdom of Mycenae	Greece
Poseidon Labs	Prometheus Labs
Bee Obliteration Registry "K"	Directorate K. Coined by PortalHunter from #site19.
Seventh Deviant Crusade	Seventh Occult War

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Themes: Universe-hopping shenanigans; absurdity; teamwork.

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Additional Documents:

• Team Bird Hub

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EE-3570: Umbral Ultimatum

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Summary: The moon turns everyone into birds.

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Commentary: EE-3570 was my 6th SCP, written in June 2018 as another Doomsday Contest entry.

Until we return to The Nest, I will forever be proud of this page.

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Themes: Pressing onward even when all hope is gone; mortality; transformation into something new.

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Additional Documents:

• Team Bird Hub
• UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt

Translations

== PAGE TRANSLATIONS ==

Cool people doing cool translations.

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Flops Says: These are works of mine that have been translated by members of other SCP Wiki branches. I'm super thankful to anyone who has shared my works with the International SCP community by taking the time to translate them.

Aside: I am a perfectionist and will go back to make revisions to my old articles all the time. I'm deeply sorry if this makes translating and maintaining my pages more difficult!!

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SCP Articles

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• SCP-3787
  • Spanish Translation by Riyer A does not match any existing user name

• SCP-3719
  • Spanish Translation by Riyer A does not match any existing user name

• SCP-3309
  • French Translation by Reyas
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow
  • Korean Translation by Kaestine
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Sraosha
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by Frederica Bernkastel
  • Japanese Translation by evilplant
  • Portuguese Translation by AthosNetwork
  • Italian Translation by TheBoxOfFun & Dgctt

• SCP-3464 | [Illustrated Version]
  • Japanese Translation by Extra3002
  • Spanish Translation by Hammer Bro
  • Korean Translation by Nareum

• SCP-4420 | [Audio Version]
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by W Asriel
  • Portuguese Translation by cauazinlindaum (account deleted)
  • French Translation by Lyrthill
  • Japanese Translation by SOYSOY_Kusagawa
  • Russian Translation by CTapbIu_XyJIuraH
  • Spanish Translation by Riyer A does not match any existing user name
  • Czech Translation by Utylike

• SCP-4416
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by C Mebius
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow
  • Japanese Translation by Extra3002

• SCP-4031 | [Audio Version]
  • Spanish Translation by Riyer A does not match any existing user name
  • Korean Translation by MysteryInc (account deleted)
  • Japanese Translation by evilplant
  • French Translation by DrMacro
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by feitag
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by feitag
  • Ukrainian Translation by Comrade Xander
  • Italian Translation by Siddartha Alonne

• SCP-3739
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow & image translation by Dc_Yerko
  • Japanese Translation by C-Dives
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by ashausesall
  • Portuguese Translation by L200
  • Italian Translation by Dgctt

• SCP-4190
  • Japanese Translation by Extra3002
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by feitag
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by feitag

• SCP-4475
  • Portuguese Translation by L200
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Voltaire804

• SCP-4790
  • French Translation by DrMacro
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by ZhongZh
  • Portuguese Translation by L200
  • Korean Translation by Salamander724
  • Japanese Translation by Voila

• Dr. Michaels
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by feitag
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by feitag
  • Japanese Translation by C-Dives
  • Spanish Translation by Nolitte
  • Russian Translation by underbylka
  • Czech Translation by chamik
  • French Translation by DrMacro
  • Italian Translation by Siddartha Alonne

• SCP-5990
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by ashausesall
  • Portuguese Translation by L200
  • Spanish Translation by Hammer Bro
  • French Translation by Dr Ysha

• SCP-5810
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Esperanza_Cai

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Tales

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• What Lurks in the Dark?
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by The Obsidian Shard

• SCP-2
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by feitag
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by feitag
  • Japanese Translation by Hasuma_S
  • Portuguese Translation by L200

• The Doctor's Dilemma
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by tERaNCarol
  • Russian Translation by DonnyTheWriter
  • Japanese Translation by Aoicha

• A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by miumeat
  • Spanish Translation by EthanHanson

• A Necromantic Prelude
  • Czech Translation by Lyppiatt

• Snippets of an Unveiled World
  • Portuguese Translation by L200
  • Japanese Translation by C-Dives
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Eurya
  • Italian Translation by TheBoxOfFun
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow

• Spilled Milk
  • Portuguese Translation by L200

• SATURN'S CORNER
  • Japanese Translation by Miracle Miki
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Eurya

• fifthist family picnic
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Tunardine777

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GOI Formats

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• Critter Profile: Bartholomew!
  • Spanish Translation by Riyer A does not match any existing user name

• "Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers
  • Portuguese Translation by L200

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Series Hub — Team Bird

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• Team Bird Hub
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Sraosha
  • Japanese Translation by Dr_Kasugai
  • Russian Translation by Dresden7 (account deleted)
  • Korean Translation by TocoT0ucan_98
  • French Translation by Dr Attano

• SPC-507
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow and berstager
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

• EE-3570
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow and berstager
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

• The Sacred Djehuti
  • Spanish Translation by morhadow
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

• Avian Anthology I
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

• Avian Anthology II
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

• SCP-4795
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by vxeov

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Series Hub — A Non-Prophet Organization

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• A Non-Prophet Organization Hub
  • International Version
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Etinjat
  • Traditional Chinese (ZH-TR) Translation by Etinjat
  • Japanese Translation by C-Dives
  • Korean Translation by Salamander724

• SCP-4519
  • International Version
  • French Translation by DrGemini
  • Japanese Translation by C-Dives
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Rachud

• GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM
  • French Translation by DrGemini
  • Spanish Translation by Jakuwoski

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Series Hub — Void Dancer

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• Void Dancer Hub
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Twilit

• The Abyss Gazes Back (and It's ASCII on a CRT Screen)
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Olicus

• Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
  • Simplified Chinese (CN) Translation by Olicus

Fan Art

== FAN ART ==

Beautiful fan renditions! Thank you!

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Warning: Large images, and many of them.

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SCP Articles

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SCP-3309, by SunnyClockwork (Artwork Page)

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SCP-3309, by DianaBerry (Artwork Page)

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SCP-3309, by BIRANG

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SCP-3309, by Olicus (Artwork Page)

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EE-3570, by CelesteKara (Artwork Page)

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EE-3570, by Ofirgdraw (Artwork Page)

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Another EE-3570, by CelesteKara (Artwork Page)

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SCP-3739, by pastarasta1 (Artwork Page)

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SCP-3787, by SunnyClockwork (Artwork Page)

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SCP-4420, by Scary Lemon

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Dr. Michaels/SCP-4428, by hawkguyy

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Dr. Michaels/SCP-4428, by pastarasta1 (Artwork Page)

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Dr. Michaels/SCP-4428, by Slime Bunny

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Dr. Michaels/SCP-4428, by Z-ComiX

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SCP-4475, by SunnyClockwork (Artwork Page)

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SCP-4795, by Jakob17 (Artwork Page)

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Others

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Eta-4 (And trans rights!), by UncertaintyCrossing (Artwork Page)

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SPC-993 "Bobble the Clown Shark", by CaimanChameleon (Artwork Page)

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The Watchers of The Lost Glade, by EstrellaYoshte (Artwork Page)

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Void Dancer Hub, by Olicus (Artwork Page)

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Heather Mason & Adamo Smalls, by Olicus (Artwork Page)

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Avatar Art

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Drawn by Phoenixfire003 (@phoenixfire003) and used with her permission.

SCP Wiki Recommendations

== SCP READING RECOMMENDATIONS ==

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Flops Says: This is a dynamic list of some of my favourite works on the Wiki. This includes stories that are memorable, resonated with me personally, or are plain good and deserve more attention. I'll update this when I can.

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SCP Articles

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SCP-1548 — The Star, the Hateful, by NatVoltaic & Varaxous
SCP-2470 — The Void Singularity, by theTBAPb, translated by Gene R & Dr Kostyankyn
SCP-2682 — The Blind Idiot, by faminepulse
SCP-2747 — As below, so above, by minmin
SCP-2845 — THE DEER, by Djoric
SCP-3448 — Halfterlife, by Captain Kirby
SCP-4001 — Alexandria Eternal, by GentleGifts
SCP-4004 — A Dream Come True, by Communism will win & kinchtheknifeblade
SCP-4246 — Thalassomania, or The Dreams of the Firstborn, by Metaphysician
SCP-4405 — Time Ends on a Fridays, by OthellotheCat & DolphinSlugchugger
SCP-4857 — [DESIGNATION AVAILABLE], by Pr10r
SCP-5002 — A Death in Containment, by psul
SCP-5038 — La Rue Macabre is CLOSED, by MalyceGraves & plaidypus
SCP-5059 — Roll Out!, by HammerMaiden

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Tales

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Astronomical, by Sophia Light
Memory, by Petit Noir (account deleted), translated by Gene R
Mud on the Carpet, by Djoric
When We Came Home, by Djoric
Conqueror Worm, by A Random Day
Alexandria Burning, by GentleGifts
More Like Rainbow Crapitalism, by ch00bakka
Yesterday, by thedeadlymoose
Dog Days, by stormbreath
I, Palimpsest, by NatVoltaic

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GOI Formats

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SPC-140, by sirpudding
Project Proposal 2014-1221: Finally Waking Up, by Uncle Nicolini
Project Nemurerumorinobijo, 1945, by wagyusteak
Project Proposal 2014-012: "Portraits of the Trees", by JakdragonX

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Series

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Mary-Ann and Salah (part of Et Tam Deum Petivi), by Djoric
The Serpent Sequence (part of Serpent's Hand Hub), by thedeadlymoose
Skies Made Strange, by TyGently, Decibelles, minmin, & Jekeled

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Wanderers' Library Entries

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Voyage to the Deep, by Plilt
Overdue, by Silberescher
The Amphiptere and the Fruit, by Zyn
Glass Apartments (For Janelle), by carolynn ivy
Sludge Thompkins in: The Lair of the Mutant Bubblegum Lizards!, by CadaverCommander

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Other

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Poetry As Distillation: An Essay on Good Poems, by carolynn ivy

Self

== SELF ==

What else should I put here?

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Elsewhere…

Wanderers' Library: Lampyra, the Watcher
Twitter: @flops_SCP
Ko-fi: Flops

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Sandbox Hubs

Sandbox Hub Une
Sandbox Hub Deux
Wanderers' Library Sandbox

Stats

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CROM.aic	Lt Flops has 51 content pages (17 SCP Articles, 18 Tales, 6 GOI Formats, 5 Wanderers' Library Entries, 4 Hubs, 1 Collaborative Essay), 8 CSS pages (5 Themes, 3 Components), and 1 SCP Co-Translation.

Achievements

== ACHIEVEMENTS ==

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