Fire Suppression Department Hub
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Hello and welcome to your new Fire Suppression Department position.

Now, you may be asking yourself, 'what does this new position entail'? And let me tell you, it's very simple. We put out fires. Not physical fires, no, we leave that up to the Foundation Fire-Rescue Department. We deal in metaphorical fires.

For example, let's say a high-ranking member of the Foundation is offered a job by the Global Occult Coalition. This is not only a breach of contract on their behalf but also a serious fire risk for us. After all, what's stopping them from leaving and spilling all our secrets to them? We wouldn't want that to happen now, would we? No sir.

But what can we do to stop said fire from starting? I'm glad you asked. We simply remind them of why they chose to be employed with the Foundation in the first place. Everyone's got a family, don't they? We can use them as an example. No one wants any ill to befall their family. Their protection is part of what the Foundation offers. We cannot guarantee the safety of the family of someone who has impulsively terminated their employment.

That's not to say we will harm them, heavens no, but if something were to happen to them and we weren't able to respond to them, that would certainly be a tragedy now, wouldn't it? After all, the Foundation only has so many Mobile Task Forces and it cannot afford to stretch them so thin as to protect the family of an employee who is considering jumping ship.

What about an employee who smokes? Well, we would simply remind them of the excellent healthcare options the Foundation provides. The damage they are doing to their cardiovascular system is irreparable and only brought on by themselves, unfortunately. They will need our superior healthcare options in order to survive the trials and tribulations of the cancer they are inevitably bringing upon themselves. It's not our fault they smoke, we are simply trying our best to care for them.

But what about those pesky edge cases? The real toughies? That is where you, my dear problem solvers, come in. It will be your job to put out the fires these individuals can potentially cause in trying to leave.

Think of it as designing Special Containment Procedures for your coworkers. You will have to do whatever it takes to keep them in line and keep them within the Foundation. Because if one person leaves, more are sure to follow. Fire spreads quickly, and we don't want fires in the Foundation.

It will be your job to keep them quiet and keep them content. Because at the end of the day, we're all a family here at the Foundation. A big, happy family. And no one leaves our family.


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SCP-6630 - Fire on the Horizon by T RutherfordT Rutherford

You should really head back inside. It's only going to get colder out here.

Life Insurance Policy - by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini

We'll see you bright and early tomorrow, Mr. Rodriguez.

SCP-6355 - A Choking Grip upon the Neck of Propriety by T RutherfordT Rutherford and UraniumEmpireUraniumEmpire

Answer me, 6355. Are you ready to get back to work?

Turn the lights off when you leave. - by UraniumEmpireUraniumEmpire

… enjoy your freedom, Mr. Schalit. You've earned it.


Fourth-Degree - by UraniumEmpireUraniumEmpire

"… I don't hate you, Nari." She looks back. "I don't feel anything for you, and I don't think I ever did."

SCP-7726 - So long, and thanks for all the fish. - by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini

I can't live with this guilt any longer.

SCP-6856 - Look What I Can Do - by crashbcrashb

"Are you feeling fulfilled, generally speaking?" "Uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess so."

SCP-7340 - I is for "Incision" by bigslothonmyfacebigslothonmyface

And remember: we're always here if you need to talk again.

Sebastian - by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini

I wanted to do all I could for Sebastian.

SCP-6857 - The Birthday Problem - by crashbcrashb

There is still fire in your eyes, Caroline.

SCP-7814 - Tell Me About Telekill - by Damian ThorneDamian Thorne

Can one of you get this open?

SCP-7618 - The Fog - by CowscantgoMooCowscantgoMoo

This is the optimal, preferred future.

SCP-6130 - In Hell, We Live - by YossipossiYossipossi

They should explicitly apologize to the subject before sending them away. The apology may be sincere.

SCP-8142 - A Passing Chimera - by Anky swallowAnky swallow

Therapy chimera mass hysteria keeps making employees too happy to work.

Just Another Day - by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini

We don't need to look in on every one of their cases. We've looked in on thousands, and they're always ethically sound.









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Logo by Cole 13Cole 13 and EstrellaYoshteEstrellaYoshte



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