Well, hello there. I am Felix, also known as Felixou.
I am a French Canadian (also known as Quebecois) who enjoys the world of SCP and sometimes writes about it. My pronouns are he/him.
Anyways, welcome (or welcome back) to my author page. Below is a list of my work on the wiki. Idk what else to say.
SCPs
SCP-6111
Co-authored with ZG1906
Approximately three days after the theft of SCP-6111, multiple D-Class were reported missing from their cells.
SCP-6266
Co-authored with Roundabouts
"I just wanted to see what would happen when someone affected by alcohol used SCP-6266".
SCP-6822
Co-authored with Jack Waltz
You feel like you're floating, like in those dreams you have every once in a while.
Your lungs are filled with the refreshing air, every last bit of it holding the taste of nature.
SCP-396
Rewrite of Anonymous and Dr Kondraki
We want this thing fixed, do not try to avoid your duty just by containing it without much thought.
Tales & GoI Formats
Unexpected Light
He thought of the sun, the big red monstrosity that broke the day, and was waiting to break his day…
Wilson's Wildlife Adoption Gallery
Megacollab w AvocadoMilk ,
Liryn,
NebulousStar,
Ralliston,
Sirslash47
Just a bunch of pets
Log of Anomalous Dates
A skeleton will appear in Dr. Kalister's bedroom closet at night and scream "IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN!" before disappearing.
OpusConfidant April 1st 2023 Spotlight
Megacollab w Prismal,
Uncle Nicolini,
EstrellaYoshte,
RadiantGold,
Ethagon,
syuzhet,
HarryBlank,
Fantem
I did the PRIME entry
Other
Felixou's Author Page
What? Who put this here?
What? Who put this here?
What? Who put this here?
What? Who put this here?
Reimagined Hub
But what if something went differently? What if the anomaly now works differently? What if it's the same properties but a different anomaly?
Random Article: Felixou's thumbnails
| Achievement | Description |
|---|---|
| Certificate Of Attendance | Post an Author Page, add to a Collaborative Log, and participate in an Official SCP Wiki Contest. |
| Draw Me Like One Of Your [REDACTED] | Create an artwork page with a rating of at least +30. |
| Participation Trophy | Write an article rated at least +100 |
| The Medium Is The Message | Author of at least 10 media files (images, audio, videos, etc.) that are used on the wiki. Must be original works released under a version CC-by-SA license compatible with the SCP Wiki. |
| Look Ma! I'm On TV! | Have one of your works be featured on an off-site video, podcast, video game, etc. |
| Level Up! | You've been a member of the SCP Wiki for one calendar year. |
| Thousandaire | Entered into any of the X000 contests (i.e. SCP-1000, SCP-2000, SCP-3000, etc.) |
| Secret Christmas Presents | Successfully participate in the official Annual Holiday Art Exchange, becoming someone's Secret Santa. |
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"Why are you scrolling? There's nothing down here."
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"To get to the comments?
Well, there you go."
…
"Are you really still scrolling?"
"Stop scrolling."
"Just stop."
"It's not funny."
"Okay…"
Gtfo my author page bitch.
You look at him in defiance. He is ready to throw punches at you.
You say, with a smirk on your face, "Come at me, if you dare."
Felixou is now furious.
A voice comes out of nowhere; it screams.
"READY?! … FIGHT!!!!"
Some weird NES music starts playing, and it's pretty groovy.
"I'm going to beat your ass!" Felixou says out loud.
It's about to be a great battle. A fight between the titans. Some might even call it a war.
1 minute later…
Nevermind.
He fucking sucks at fighting.
You left his body in a sorry state.
"P-Please," Felixou says painfully. "Please have mercy."
You smile at him.
You approach his ear to whisper the final punchline.
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"Mercy? You, of all people, dare ask for mercy? Even after everything you've done? Good grief, you surely are the lowest of the low…"
Stomps on your skull a total of 179 times, crushing it.
… and stay out…
—DrGooday
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"Do you have any idea how hard it is to edit this page on mobile? You have no fucking idea."
—Fish^12
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"Felixou? More like Felix you dead."
Shoots you a 1000 times, then tosses corpse into the ocean.
—Machen2
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"ok femur."
insert bass boosted vine boom sound effect here.
—winkwonkboi
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"Did you know that wiki-renowned author
Felixou was once hit by a car? Just something to consider."
runs over you in a Tesla Cybertruck
—Kothardarastrix
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"There is no mercy."
Begins microwaving the child Palpatine style
—Roufhous
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FINISH HIM!
"Wait what was the correct input again? Wait never mind I got it now!"
Plunges hand into your throat and proceeds to pull your spinal cord out and along with your head.
Flawless Victory! Fatality!
—Downtown Nowhere
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"Forbidden Technique: Seething Sphere, Crushing Crotch!"
Teleports behind you.
"Nothing personal kid…"
—SphereFinale
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"I don't even know what I was doing here but, oh, well."
Casually pinch you to death.
—Seed Holt
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"You know what… you're right. Why are we even fighting? All this needless conflict, all the devastation it's caused, it's pointless."
I extend an arm, helping you up.
"Come on, let's put aside our differences and not bring any more chaos and fighting, but instead work to make the world better for everyone. Let's rebuild, together."
I outstretch my arms and embrace you, before plunging a knife deep into your back. You fall to the ground, looking up at me with bewilderment. I laugh.
"You really thought it would be that easy? You really thought I would let you survive? You fell right for it! You're even more foolish than I thought."
Your vision becomes fuzzy and cloudy as I walk away, leaving you to die. The last thing you see is me slowly walking as I trip over my own foot and fall on my face, ruining the dramatic exit scene I'd been building up to. Oh well.
—Rhineriver
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"A wise man once said, that violence for violence is the rule of beasts."
I hold you above the ground by the neck.
"So tell me. Do you think beasts show mercy?"
You nervously shake your head. I smile in agreement, before launching you into stratosphere.
—Aftokrator
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"My kind have lived over countless centuries. I have seen universes collapse in on each other, and I have bathed in the blood of millions of innocents. I am the thirteenth of my kind. The thirteenth Cole indeed. I have not killed and lived for a century just to show your pitiful self ‘mercy’. Goodbye, Felixou. "
Stabs Felixou in the stomach with the tip of a long spear.
—Cole 13
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"I'm already Winston."
Felixou is Throngled.
—RosySaturniidae
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"I- I didn't even do anything?"
Walks away confused; Felixou explodes behind me; freeze-frame of the final shot.
—Crow-Cat
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"Consuelo."
Felixou responds:
"T-tomato stew?"
"And you still disappoint."
Felixou is consumed.
—Jack Waltz
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"Find God, you vile beast."
Roundabouts mumbles with her lips, prior to running towards
"gg ez, rat", yells Felixou with joy.
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"はー、いい試みだとらえどころのないザリガニ。 力に匹敵するようになったら戻ってきてくださ。"
farts on you
—Erminustay
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"Mercy is for those who can afford it. Unfortunately for you, I'm broke."
Felixou stares in confusion, before Delta slaps him. Delta proceeds to reach into Felixou's pocket and steal his wallet.
"Oh, hell yeah, a Benjamin Franklin!"
—Project Delta
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Mercy is 4 da weak. Beatch!"
Pulls out an RPG and promptly blows you to kingdom come.
—CallMeHeavy
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"I don't much like the tone of your voice."
Shoots you with a comically oversized flintlock pistol
—JackalRelated
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"Lol, why are you on a writing website?"
Steals your life savings ($5) before whipping you to death.
—NielleiN
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"Merci? What are you, French?"
Hits you with baguette until you bleed pouilly-fumé because oui oui. Then uses a Sedgley OSS .38 to blow your brains out because the gun is underappreciated.
—Cicada3301Fan
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"UnIVCubed."
UnIVCubed.
—UnIVCubed
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"Mercy? You jumpscared me with my own pfp."
F*ck it, I'm stealing your code.
—Dr Avenlee
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