Me vs you (also know as Felixou’s author page)

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                pointer-events: all;
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        }
    }
}

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:root {
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Well, hello there. I am Felix, also known as Felixou.
I am a French Canadian (also known as Quebecois) who enjoys the world of SCP and sometimes writes about it. My pronouns are he/him.

Anyways, welcome (or welcome back) to my author page. Below is a list of my work on the wiki. Idk what else to say.

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SCPs

SCP-6111

Co-authored with ZG1906
Approximately three days after the theft of SCP-6111, multiple D-Class were reported missing from their cells.

SCP-6266

Co-authored with Roundabouts
"I just wanted to see what would happen when someone affected by alcohol used SCP-6266".

SCP-6388

"So you killed it?"
"'Course I did. It surely didn't move after that."

SCP-6822

Co-authored with Jack Waltz
You feel like you're floating, like in those dreams you have every once in a while.

Your lungs are filled with the refreshing air, every last bit of it holding the taste of nature.

SCP-7878

Doing Everything, Everywhere, All At Once.

SCP-001

1 + 1 = 1

SCP-7788

Co-authored with Jack Waltz
The wheat moves once more and shines golden under the sun.

SCP-7453

God, I am so sorry.

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Tales & GoI Formats

Unexpected Light

He thought of the sun, the big red monstrosity that broke the day, and was waiting to break his day…

Ninth Circle

Co-authored with Fish^12
"What's 'Atypical Persuasion'?"

"… No idea."

Wilson's Wildlife Adoption Gallery

Megacollab w AvocadoMilk , Liryn, NebulousStar, Ralliston, Sirslash47
Just a bunch of pets

Log of Anomalous Dates

A skeleton will appear in Dr. Kalister's bedroom closet at night and scream "IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN!" before disappearing.

OpusConfidant April 1st 2023 Spotlight

Megacollab w [[*user Prime Girl], Uncle Nicolini, EstrellaYoshte, RadiantGold, Ethagon, syuzhet, HarryBlank, Fantem
I did the PRIME entry

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Other

Felixou's Author Page

What? Who put this here?
What? Who put this here?
What? Who put this here?
What? Who put this here?

Felixou's Thumbnails

Well, would you look at that. Even more cool thumbnails for articles!

Random Article: Ninth Circle

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Stats

             

(idk if that last one counts but I'm putting it anyway)

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Access Reduced Format List

SCP-001	(+222)	Comment: 23	Last Comment: Damian Thorne	07 May 2023 23:31
SCP-6111	(+140)	Comment: 31	Last Comment: DrNonyabusiness	08 Jun 2023 10:40
Unexpected Light	(+135)	Comment: 17	Last Comment: MetalRavioli	02 May 2023 14:47
SCP-6266	(+93)	Comment: 14	Last Comment: (user deleted)	12 Dec 2022 05:39
SCP-6822	(+76)	Comment: 14	Last Comment: Damian Thorne	19 May 2023 00:53
Me vs you (also know as Felixou’s author page)	(+62)	Comment: 8	Last Comment: Rhineriver	26 Mar 2022 17:55
Ninth Circle	(+48)	Comment: 14	Last Comment: Rancorious	29 Mar 2022 03:15
Reimagined Hub	(+41)	Comment: 7	Last Comment: Felixou	08 Mar 2023 04:38
Felixou's thumbnails	(+35)	Comment: 5	Last Comment: Jack Waltz	31 Aug 2022 03:47
Log Of Anomalous Dates	(+31)	Comment: 8	Last Comment: Downtown Nowhere	15 Nov 2022 21:31
SCP-7878	(+31)	Comment: 12	Last Comment: Randomdebater	24 Sep 2022 19:58
SCP-7453	(+15)	Comment: 6	Last Comment: Maxyfran73	01 Dec 2023 13:20
SCP-6388	(+13)	Comment: 9	Last Comment: Crow-Cat	15 Jul 2023 21:52
SCP-055-INT	(+12)	Comment: 3	Last Comment: Hanten	26 Oct 2023 08:42

Articles Recommendation

This list is not in any particular order. It's just a bunch of articles that I like, and you should read them all.

SCP-5500 by ihp does not match any existing user name

Killing a Green Basilisk by slurppp

Pedantique's Proposal by Pedantique

SCP-4001 by GentleGifts

SCP-6970 by Fish^12

SCP-3017 by Waterfire

Art Media

Some cool stuff made by cool people

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(SCP-6111)

By Aethris

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(SCP-6266)

By Mx. Zal Cryptid

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(SCP-7878)

By winkwonkboi

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(SCP-7788)

By Randie

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Dr. Felix O.U. art - ( my oc that I will probably (I said probably) use in an article one day)

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by Hamitoe

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by Salllllty_water

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Serious stuff

If I go away for a long time (about a year on most SCP-related social media), I'll let all of my articles to the community. All co-authored articles go to their respective authors.

…

…

…?

"Why are you scrolling? There's nothing down here."

…

"To get to the comments?
Well, there you go."

…

"Are you really still scrolling?"

"Stop scrolling."

"Just stop."

"It's not funny."

"Okay…"

Gtfo my author page bitch.

You look at him in defiance. He is ready to throw punches at you.

You say, with a smirk on your face, "Come at me, if you dare."

Felixou is now furious.

A voice comes out of nowhere; it screams.

"READY?! … FIGHT!!!!"

Some weird NES music starts playing, and it's pretty groovy.

"I'm going to beat your ass!" Felixou says out loud.

It's about to be a great battle. A fight between the titans. Some might even call it a war.

1 minute later…

Nevermind.

He fucking sucks at fighting.

You left his body in a sorry state.

"P-Please," Felixou says painfully. "Please have mercy."

You smile at him.

You approach his ear to whisper the final punchline.

+ Add your own punchline

You can add punchline and final move by adding the following template. Make sure to remove the brackets.

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> "(Your punchline here)"
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> //[Your final move)//
> --[[*user (Your wikidot username)]]
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It should do something like this:

"Hasta la vista, baby."
Jumps on Felixou's head
—Moto42

You can go nuts, but do not break any rule, pls.
(Starting and finishing at the horizontal lines below.)

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"Mercy? You, of all people, dare ask for mercy? Even after everything you've done? Good grief, you surely are the lowest of the low…"

Stomps on your skull a total of 179 times, crushing it.
… and stay out…
—DrGooday

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"Do you have any idea how hard it is to edit this page on mobile? You have no fucking idea."
—Fish^12

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"Felixou? More like Felix you dead."
Shoots you a 1000 times, then tosses corpse into the ocean.
—Machen2

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"ok femur."
insert bass boosted vine boom sound effect here.
—winkwonkboi

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"Did you know that wiki-renowned author Felixou was once hit by a car? Just something to consider."
runs over you in a Tesla Cybertruck
—Kothardarastrix

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"There is no mercy."
Begins microwaving the child Palpatine style
—Roufhous

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FINISH HIM!
"Wait what was the correct input again? Wait never mind I got it now!"
Plunges hand into your throat and proceeds to pull your spinal cord out and along with your head.
Flawless Victory! Fatality!
—Downtown Nowhere

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"Forbidden Technique: Seething Sphere, Crushing Crotch!"
Teleports behind you.
"Nothing personal kid…"
—SphereFinale

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"I don't even know what I was doing here but, oh, well."
Casually pinch you to death.
—Seed Holt

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"You know what… you're right. Why are we even fighting? All this needless conflict, all the devastation it's caused, it's pointless."
I extend an arm, helping you up.
"Come on, let's put aside our differences and not bring any more chaos and fighting, but instead work to make the world better for everyone. Let's rebuild, together."
I outstretch my arms and embrace you, before plunging a knife deep into your back. You fall to the ground, looking up at me with bewilderment. I laugh.
"You really thought it would be that easy? You really thought I would let you survive? You fell right for it! You're even more foolish than I thought."
Your vision becomes fuzzy and cloudy as I walk away, leaving you to die. The last thing you see is me slowly walking as I trip over my own foot and fall on my face, ruining the dramatic exit scene I'd been building up to. Oh well.
—Rhineriver

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"A wise man once said, that violence for violence is the rule of beasts."

I hold you above the ground by the neck.
"So tell me. Do you think beasts show mercy?"
You nervously shake your head. I smile in agreement, before launching you into stratosphere.
—Aftokrator

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"My kind have lived over countless centuries. I have seen universes collapse in on each other, and I have bathed in the blood of millions of innocents. I am the thirteenth of my kind. The thirteenth Cole indeed. I have not killed and lived for a century just to show your pitiful self ‘mercy’. Goodbye, Felixou. "
Stabs Felixou in the stomach with the tip of a long spear.
—Cole 13

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"I'm already Winston."
Felixou is Throngled.
—RosySaturniidae

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"I- I didn't even do anything?"
Walks away confused; Felixou explodes behind me; freeze-frame of the final shot.
—Crow-Cat

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"Consuelo."
Felixou responds:
"T-tomato stew?"
"And you still disappoint."
Felixou is consumed.
—Jack Waltz

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"Find God, you vile beast." Roundabouts mumbles with her lips, prior to running towards Felixou and slipping to the floor. In the process, she fractures her head, and passes away.
"gg ez, rat", yells Felixou with joy.
—Roundabouts

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"はー、いい試みだとらえどころのないザリガニ。 力に匹敵するようになったら戻ってきてくださ。"
farts on you
— Erminustay

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"Mercy is for those who can afford it. Unfortunately for you, I'm broke."
Felixou stares in confusion, before Delta slaps him. Delta proceeds to reach into Felixou's pocket and steal his wallet.
"Oh, hell yeah, a Benjamin Franklin!"
—Project Delta

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Mercy is 4 da weak. Beatch!"
Pulls out an RPG and promptly blows you to kingdom come.
—CallMeHeavy

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"I don't much like the tone of your voice."
Shoots you with a comically oversized flintlock pistol
—JackalRelated

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"Lol, why are you on a writing website?"
Steals your life savings ($5) before whipping you to death.
—NielleiN

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"Merci? What are you, French?"
Hits you with baguette until you bleed pouilly-fumé because oui oui. Then uses a Sedgley OSS .38 to blow your brains out because the gun is underappreciated.
—Cicada3301Fan

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"UnIVCubed."
UnIVCubed.
—UnIVCubed

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