Featured SCP Archive III - 201 through 300
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230. SCP-7875 (by DrRevan): Catching a Case of the Normals [Featured by DrRevan]
- Should an SCP-7875-a instance be left untreated, or otherwise succumbs to their infection, SCP-7875 will completely dematerialize the infected subject.
229. SCP-821 (by Queerious and Uncle Nicolini): Dixie Fun Faire [SCP-9000 CON third place prize feature, requested by Queerious ]
- Throughout the fairground's later years of operation, maintenance and daily tasks were performed by automatons, both humanoid and non-humanoid, designated SCP-821-1.
228. SCP-9100 (by Jezixo): DAYDREAM [SCP-9000 CON second place prize feature, requested by Croquembouche, PandoraNuker, and S D Locke]
- The committee requests you determine how actions at the Minor Anomalies Unit at Site-86 led to the expenditure of $890 million in Foundation emergency funds and $1.9 billion in estimated losses.
227. SCP-9000 (by J Dune): The Trench [SCP-9000 CON first place prize feature, requested by J Dune]
- SCP-9000 is the collective designation for an extradimensional space and the facility it was built to house — Detention Center Tri-1, a penal complex maintained by the SCP Foundation.
226. SCP-8274 (by iammuffin): The Monarch Butterfly [Featured by Uncle Nicolini and wackdog]
- SCP-8274-B is a physically impossible cavernous structure located at Site-39.
225. SCP-8597 (by PlaguePJP and J Dune): your month, your guy [Featured by PlaguePJP and OminousEgg]
- For an SCP-8597-1 instance to materialize, a user must have the slide corresponding to their birth month opened for over 60 seconds.
224. SCP-8304 (by PlaguePJP): Modern Comfort [CLASSIC CON third place prize feature, requested by PlaguePJP]
- No animals have been born with these afflictions; instead, they develop them over time as a result of living within SCP-8304.
223. SCP-8306 (by Dino--Draws): The Foreman [CLASSIC CON second place prize feature, requested by Dino--Draws]
- SCP-8306 is the only known RUNS RED anomaly to display sapience.
222. Metaphysician/Karpin Proposal (by Grigori Karpin and Metaphysician) [Featured by Staff]
- SCP-001 is presently hypothesized to be either A) an alternate iteration of Earth (or an amalgamation of many such iterations) or B) an extradimensional manifestation that includes some superficial similarities to Earth.
221. SCP-8430 (by bigslothonmyface): Prosophobia: Fulfillment [Featured by PlaguePJP and Minaru]
- Through displacement of civilians from other areas, the Foundation is to ensure that Needlework maintains a working population of at least 2,000.
220. SCP-8799 (by Tufto): A Book of Kings [Featured by PlaguePJP]
- The Foundation does not command the same level of trust as it once did.
219. SCP-8891 (by Anorrack and Tsercele): Nervous Tick [Public Domain Contest first place team prize feature, requested by Anorrack]
- Documented side effects include: relapse of prior symptoms, implant rejection, bacterial infection, [18 ENTRIES OMITTED FOR BREVITY], stroke, seizures, paralysis, coma, and death.
218. SCP-8598 (by PlaguePJP): The Sharpshooter [Featured by PlaguePJP]
- SCP-8598 is professional wrestler and reality bender Gary Moreno.
217. ROUNDERHOUSE's Bone Proposal (by Rounderhouse) [Featured by PlaguePJP and zoempaws]
- You said 'still'. This implies I have been activated before.
216. SCP-8093 (by ParallelPotatoes): Ship of Theseus (But It's Bones!) [Featured by Staff]
- Standard skeletal misinformation practices are in place.
215. SCP-8212 (by habaniah): Mornings at the Starlight [Featured by Staff]
- SCP-8212 is a virulent Usinsk-class “Pattern Screamer” ideoform that attained humanoid form in Pierre, South Dakota on May 4, 2015.
214. SCP-8118 (by Fishish): everything is fine [Featured by PlaguePJP]
- SCP-8118 is an undefined anomaly that resides within SCS-74.
213. SCP-8147 (by radian628): Worldbuilder [Featured by Staff]
- Testing on SCP-8147 is strictly forbidden following the events of Incident 8147-1.
212. SCP-8593 (by PlaguePJP): Pasta With Fazool [Featured by PlaguePJP and DrCorvusTV]
- SCP-8593-1 appears on SCP-8593 as a poorly keyframe-animated puppet, a characteristic never acknowledged by it or any guests who treat it as a baseline human while also recognizing that it's composed entirely of food.
211. SCP-7838 (by J Dune): The Patchwork King and the Flayed-Men's Court [Featured by PlaguePJP]
- SCP-7838 is the collective designation for artistic works concerning a purported historical figure referred to as the Hanged King.
210. SCP-7584 (by Sobek109): A Brief History of Artwork in the Ten-Tongue Empire [Featured by Queerious, FleshMaddAvalon, PinkHatPinkJeans, Prismal, Redna_VanLee]
- SCP-7584 is the collective designation for 505 artworks.
209. SCP-8595 (by PlaguePJP): Everyone's a Critic [Featured by PlaguePJP and Crazyy8]
- It is assumed SCP-8595 either believes itself to be human or that cockroaches should be allowed to eat at restaurants, as seen by multiple complaints on its Yelp about it being run out of restaurants, long waits for seating, being ignored, having items thrown at it, or being sprayed with chemicals.
208. SCP-6764 (by J Dune): Maddie [Featured by PlaguePJP]
- As a method of physical containment for SCP-6764 has yet to be developed, containment efforts are instead focused on the continued tracking of the entity's correspondences.
207. SCP-7522 (by J T K C): Jamie Goodworth Mcdonald Sr: Finance Expert, Celestial Construct [Featured by Staff]
- SCP-7522 was discovered after deep space Foundation telescopes had reached within relative proximity to Lambda Orionis.
206. SCP-4386 (by CyrusFiredawn): B Gone, B [Featured by Staff]
- As events occur in reality, they subsequently occur within the simulation following an average delay of 23 hours. SCP-4386-02 through 05 are unaware that their observed world is a simulation.
205. SCP-7804 (by Its a Bad Idea): Black Mountain Transmitter [Featured by Staff]
- Monday: Confirm the presence of wildlife carcasses. Note the species, number, and concentration of deaths.
204. SCP-6838 (by DukeCrusty): Light in the Woods [Featured by Staff]
- A direct cause of death could not be determined.
203. SCP-7472 (by AnActualCrow and Ralliston): Panopticon V: This Time It's Personal [Featured by PlaguePJP and sugarush]
- SCP-7472 is the disappearance of an estimated 40,000-280,000 squirrels in and around Poznań, Poland. Investigation is ongoing.
202. SCP-5595 (by PlaguePJP): Geoffrey Quincy Harrison the Third: Site-Director, Gumball Machine [Featured by PlaguePJP]
- Despite its appearance, SCP-5595 is sapient, sentient, and capable of speech in English.
201. SCP-7069 (by LORDXVNV): VKTM Presents: Reader x You! [Remixcon 2023 tale category winner prize feature, requested by LOVEMARGINAL]
- No personnel are permitted to use SCP-7069.