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72. GRANT REQUEST FOR THE UTILIZATION OF PARIS ARCHITECTURE TO PERFORM A MASS EXORCISM OF THE GHOSTS STILL LINGERING WITHIN THE CITY [Prometheus Labs] by Ralliston [Featured by scalykitty]
- According to the latest statistics, Paris has the highest ratio of ghosts to living inhabitants out of all cities in the world.
71. Critter Profile: CACK Dealer! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by Harmacy [Remixcon 2023 GoI Format category winner prize feature, requested by Harmacy]
- Officers found Dr. Spanko in possession of 439 pounds of purified "cack" cocaine.
70. Ambrose NYC: One of a Kind "Dining" [Ambrose Restaurants] by stormbreath [Featured by scalykitty and rab333]
- To Mr. Ambrose: What was the process that led to the creation of Ambrose NYC?
69. 'Nexus HyperLine' (N7S2M/ER9C3/X56ID) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark] by Ralliston [Featured by Fish^12 and teapet]
- When the real world was revealed to the public back in 2021, the thing most frequently on people's lips were Nexuses.
68. GRANT REQUEST FOR THE USAGE OF BIOLOGICAL SIGNALING MOLECULES TO PROMOTE INTERPERSONAL COLLABORATION IN THE WORKPLACE [Prometheus Labs] by UNCGriffin
- Therefore, it is clear that a cheaper solution that provides more consistent results is required.
67. Welcome to Dreamland [Parawatch] by Cyvstvi [Featured by scalykitty and FlyPurgatorio]
- The site claimed to own the world’s longest roller coaster, but I’m from the UK myself, and I’ve never even heard of Dreamland before.
66. FINDING AVALON [Deer College] by Fortanono [Featured by fairydoctor, Fortanono, and XHAWK77X]
- At this point in the year, every student at Deer College will have at least a passing idea of how deeply entrenched Fae culture is to Three Portlands.
65. Ambrose: Earthen Foods for the Keplerian Palate [Ambrose Restaurants] by Alzin Cdag [Featured by DrRevan and ExiAsWell]
- Now I was curious. Twos do not eat. What could possibly be on their menu?
64. Questions And Answers On Our Shared Faith [Church of the Second Hytoth] by stormbreath [Featured by PlaguePJP and scalykitty]
- What are we meant to do with our lives, knowing what we know about the Hytoth?
63. The Beat Must Go On [The Wandsmen] by Corax D [Featured by Harmacy, AriadnesThread, and Dino--Draws]
- PHANTOM AIRWAVES IN THREE PORTLANDS!
62. Critter Profile: Constantine! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by MetalRavioli
- As you can tell from the picture above, Constantine isn't always very happy.
61. Critter Profile: Chel! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by EthanHanson [Featured by Uncle Nicolini and fairydoctor]
- Yep. I've been checking and it looks like we're missing some of Chel's documentation.
60. LTE-7433-Goodrick-Kringle ("Serial Teleporting Ursine") [Global Occult Coalition] by Starch Tuber [Featured by Pedagon, DrRevan, Harmacy, cdithink, and Jack Waltz]
- The threat does not appear to constantly exist in baseline reality, instead it will periodically manifest in random households…
59. Project Proposals 1964-011/1974-014 [Are We Cool Yet?] by Moklin [Featured by BattleblockB0ss]
- While inside of the tent, feelings of pleasure and pain are inverted…
58. SPC-3008: A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old BLÅHAJ [Shark Punching Center] by Sevenball, rewritten by Tstaffor
- Cult-like communities have spread online praising SPC-3008 as a sapient creature capable of performing extensive feats of reality-warping.
57. Critter Profile: Big Blue! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by Fish^12 [Featured by Pedagon, Dr Sage Evergreen, Comrade Waldo, and Jack Waltz]
- Big Blue enjoys being incorporeal, and passes through objects as if they weren't there.
56. Adoption Poster: Lloyd! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by Aloices
- He's very good at Monopoly, mind you, even if he says he doesn't practice often.
55. Critter Profile: Lintbugs! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by Dr Asteria
- And, second, they're in almost every household on Earth, and yet only us and the Supervisors know about them!
54. Project Proposal 2012-120: "Art Is A Getaway Drug" [Are We Cool Yet?] by Ralliston and JakdragonX [Featured by PlaguePJP and SirRoostALot]
- The exact size of the audience is irrelevant so long as the crowd is overwhelmingly large.
53. Critter Profile: Davy Bones! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by Tropinano [Featured by tawnyowljones and CEDRIS]
- But what is spectacular about Davy Bones is that Davy isn't the skeleton, but the algae CONTROLLING the skeleton!
52. Critter Profile: Genghis! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by JackalRelated [Featured by Zyn and cacbbi]
- Genghis is able to "replicate" into two locusts! Once Genghis eats enough food, he splits right in two.
51. Project Proposal 2014-733: "The Role of a Lifetime" [Are We Cool Yet?] by giant enemy spycrab [Featured by REDESERT]
- I’ve also found that the actors can leave the “set” entirely, going “backstage”.
50. Critter Profile: Sampson! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by Jade Skylar
- When you try and look at Sampson, he appears all blurry, almost like you're looking at him through frosted glass.
49. Adoption Poster: Phoebe! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by GreenGolem [Featured by tawnyowljones and REDESERT]
- I went in and still can't remember anything about the critter. I'll try again.
48. SPC-179: GLORIOUS BEACON [Shark Punching Center] by LORDXVNV [Featured by Pedagon, MomBun, Celare, and LORDXVNV]
- SPC-179 is an early-warning system used to identify extraterrestrial and extrasolar Selachian targets.
47. Ambrose Transylvania [Ambrose Restaurants] by stormbreath
- The venue wants to feed us, and we want to eat! But how to make food that we are actually capable of consuming?
46. Adoption Poster: Pearl! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by Rounderhouse [Featured by Naveil and CoolestShark]
- I can eat anything!
45. LaRue Post - Willie's shine [La Rue Macabre] by Vivarium [Featured by DianaBerry and Fireknight]
- Come and get it y'all, its the best shine in La Rue!
44. Critter Profile: Chuck. [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by Uncle Nicolini [Featured by CelesteKara and fabledtiefling]
- Chuck is the name of this fucking hippo we found ourselves saddled with.
43. Away From This Place [The Fifth Church/Fifthist Church] by GerrymanderBassist [Featured by Zyn and Tracque_]
- Hey, how’d we get here again?
- Oh right.
42. SC-02/000-22/000: Insurance [Chaos Insurgency] by Ethagon [JamCon prize feature, requested by Ethagon]
- The thirteen-headed hydra will endlessly battle. Only stopping its rampage with our final defeat.
41. Project Proposal 2014-012: "Portraits of the Trees" [Are We Cool Yet?] by JakdragonX [JamCon prize feature, requested by JakdragonX]
- Portraits of the Trees will be a performance piece in which visitors can gather a firsthand glimpse of the human mind and its response to elevated levels of stress.
40. WANs_Image.png [Church of the Broken God] by Marcelles_Raynes [Featured by Pedagon, Dr Hajovsky, and Impperatrix]
- If you look directly into the face of God, you will see nothing but his wrath.
39. A Cosmic Cycle [Arcadia] by LillithHollyMisato [Featured by Truc Linh]
- From: Sebastian Brown, Chief Archivist
- Subject: Project Cosmos
38. Critter Profile: Bakugo! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by Ihp [Featured by Truc Linh]
- Bakugo is a bit standoffish, but he'll eagerly eat an apple out of your hand— or a nightmare out of your brain.
37. Deer And The Overseers [Deer College] by stormbreath [Featured by The Pighead, Marcelles_Raynes, and Pedagon]
- In honor of the termination of the old Council, I'll be looking at the history of Deer's interactions with them…
36. Single: untitled [The Fifth Church/Fifthist Church] by Oboebandgeek99 [Featured by KaraKatt and Dr Gallium]
- While this is inspired by true things(ish) I've embellished the story.
35. UIU File: 2001-023 [Unusual Incidents Unit] by Calibri Bold [Featured by Truc Linh, Claudioss23, and Dr Wile]
- Entity is an immense disembodied eyeball, capable of independent motion and sapient thought.
34. My Head Is On Fire And I'm (Not) Ok [Oneiroi Collective] by Captain Kirby [Featured by JakdragonX, TheMightyMcB, and r0se]
- <_twenty:> i dont think ive had anything that resembles a head in decades.
33. Critter Profile: ZARGOTH, DESTROYER OF DIMENSIONS! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by DarkStuff and Ellie3 [Featured by TheMightyMcB and Naveil]
- IMPORTANT: This Critter Profile is HORRIFICALLY GRUESOME!
32. Goliath, Circa 1505 [Medicean Academy of Occult Arts] by RockTeethMothEyes [Featured by TheMightyMcB]
- Goliath is incredibly durable, proving itself to be near impossible to chip or break, save for the severance of its head.
31. GRANT REQUEST FOR A REPLACEMENT KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS ONE IS BROKEN [Prometheus Labs] by Weryllium [Featured by cybersqyd, EzekierAltavista, and Nagiros]
- -Sent from my iPhone
30. The Three Documents of "The Artist Formerly Known As Chuck" [Are We Cool Yet?] by Monkeysky
- All of our collective effort will focus on turning it into a formidable, immortal guardian of the arts.
29. UIU File: 2017-003 [Unusual Incidents Unit] by weizhong
- Additionally, at the time of this document’s emergence from SCP-1437, all four Kant detectors located around the anomaly failed simultaneously.
28. The Sacred Djehuti [Serpent's Hand] by Lt Flops and Ayers
- WHAT'S THIS? –MOONSTONE BRAVEHEART OF HELHEIM
27. Critter Profile: Wobbles! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by DrAnnoyingDog and Uncle Nicolini
- IMPORTANT: This Critter Profile is Super Secret!
26. SPC-2922 [Shark Punching Center] by stormbreath
- TEETH-FILLED VOID is a desert within Corbenic that is perpetually night.
25. A New Age of Magic [Serpent's Hand] by Modern_Erasmus
- You don't approach it, it will approach you. If you're wondering how to approach the blue-blessed, that's a different story.
24. 'Hypnotraline' (TR7K2/2UD9X/53GN8) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by Veiedhimaedhr
- When Immortality just becomes too exhausting, and the dirt looks so welcoming, Marshall, Carter and Dark will be there to help.
23. LTE-2712-Bosch [Global Occult Coalition] by shaggydredlocks
- A series of teeth (40 confirmed instances) which appeared spontaneously in and above the Arctic Ocean on 04/08/2███.
22. Project Proposal 1994-357: "A Still Life" [Are We Cool Yet?] by Toa_Vine
- I don't care what you derive from it. Take a person, and have her live in a house where she doesn't continue to age.
21. Critter Profile: Ringo! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by HotColes
- Laura suggested that we delete this file, but I decided that it was better to keep it as a reference. This is history for us, after all.
20. The Grove of Exiles [Serpent's Hand] by TechSorcerer2747 [contest prize feature requested by aismallard]
- The world beneath the well is accessible via a very specific set of instructions.
19. Captain Kirby's Proposal, Or Something [Shark Punching Center] by Captain Kirby
- Molecular fist-shaped proteins deliver rapid strikes to all selachian surfaces they touch. Optimal for area-of-effect pugilizing.
18. Anderson Robotics' Installation Guide: Your New Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton! [Anderson Robotics] by OthellotheCat
- Ever felt like skydiving? This exoskeleton can withstand a fall from 15,000 feet, so you won't need to worry about a parachute!
17. Track 4: You and Me [The Fifth Church/Fifthist Church] by djkaktus, recording by Oboebandgeek99
- You and me, Should take a trip across the galaxy, And feel the waves of our own energy…
16. 'The Dark Web' (DKE79/O2RG5/4JLW6) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by DrChandra
- It is operated by a shell company in order to avoid any uncouth associations our customers may have against the Marshall, Carter and Dark brand.
15. 'Schulman-NY Programmable Mnestic Device' (AC34D/NC77Q/95DCS) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by WrongJohnSilver and Cyantreuse [contest prize feature]
- I developed a device which is capable of altering memory recall, and even reversing memory expungement entirely.
14. UIU File: 2014-014 [Unusual Incidents Unit] by LordStonefish and 9Volt
- Summary: Entity resembles a metaphysical shadow of a basking shark, and possesses a conceptuvorous diet.
13. P'rantortiz the Vile [The Black Queen] by Shaggydredlocks
- We know that holy water has an adverse effect on it, but it isn't exactly enough to disable the demon completely.
12. The Lord of Endowments [Serpent's Hand] by sirpudding
- At sometime in the 10th century C.E. the Lord of Endowments manifested somewhere in the Atlas Mountains. It uplifted its herald and began to attract a small group of followers.
11. 'Unicorn Horn' (HYTCH/8FNE6/B77KT) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by GreenWolf
- It is my recommendation that we use the breeding pairs provided to us by Prometheus Labs to establish a steady supply of unicorn horn, which can then be sold as a contraceptive, curative, and assassination tool.
10. Sixteenth Wondertainment Donation [Manna Charitable Foundation] by Dr Reach
- Reload charge after every use. Candy not included.
9. KoI Format [Serpent's Hand] by SpectralDragon
- PROTECTOR HUMANS WILL KEEP NON-FEEDER OR PROTECTOR HUMANS FROM HURTING THE SCHOOL. ALWAYS ASK FOR FOOD.
8. The Broken Mind [Church of the Broken God] by FortuneFavorsBold
- But alas and woe! In the chamber below a great boulder had fallen, and the glorious Mind lay smashed in the rubble.
7. Hello, I Am an Eldritch Horror [Serpent's Hand] by KnightKnight
- I constantly move between worlds, once I have finished consuming them, but am currently jailed by the SCP Foundation.
6. SPC-140 [Shark Punching Center] by sirpudding
- Agents are to make every effort to secure the hides and ink of CYAN ABYSS Deviant-Type Selachian Entities, and to secure any other instances of BRONZE UPPERCUT.
5. #Xiupania [Oneiroi Collective] by Faminepulse
- Xiupania is a concrete low fantasy. An individual’s powers within Xiupania are semi-mundane.
4. Recruitment Drive (R-28126) [The Factory] by tretter
- While they were not initially interested, after a short tour of the facility, and contact with an elder foreman in charge of recruitment, they changed their minds.
3. Project Proposal 2004-024: "My Father's Values" [Are We Cool Yet?] by Zolgamax
- Handshakes of insufficient pressure will result in the actor breaking the weak shaker's hand through grip strength. (Not sure what happens if you don't shake his/her hand. Wouldn't advise that.)
2. 'Rogue AI' (NVEO4/YVN3E/PN6UG) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by Doctor Cimmerian
- All intelligences are rated at or above level 2 on the Asimov AI Scale. Due to customization options each intelligence may possess a variety of knowledge and skills that are tailored to the buyer's needs.
1. GRANT REQUEST FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF AN INTERSTELLAR SCIENCE VESSEL [Prometheus Labs] by GreenWolf
- 750 million USD to create the Reissner-Nordström black hole. 200 million USD to construct the superconducting blades…
