Name:
far2
Specialisation:
Photographing SCP objects.
Sub-specialisation:
Sexism, extreme sarcasm. Can spew enough of either to melt the enamel clean off your teeth.
Rank:
Currently, ranks somewhere between D-Class and the bloke who changes the toilet paper. Has been repeatedly demoted due to insubordination. Frankly, he can't keep his damn mouth shut.
Security clearance:
Zero. Don't even tell him the time.
Recommendations:
Why the hell do we even keep this bloke around? I recommend we feed him to something keter class.
SCP reports authored:
SCP-170
SCP-187
The Recording (formerly SCP-235)
PDF template for OpenOffice:
Template and archive of classic PDFs
SCP objects photographed:
SCP-134:![]() |
SCP-170:![]() |
SCP-776-ARC:![]() |
Logos designed for SCP front companies:
Soap from Corpses Products Inc:

Skeptics of Conspiracy and the Paranormal:

South Cheyenne Point:
