Format:
Name of Researcher:
Interacting Personnel:
Object Traded:
Object Received:
Notes:
Experiment 702-001:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-5567
Object Traded: #2 Ticonderoga pencil
Object Received: Eraser
Notes: None
Experiment 702-002:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-1699
Object Traded: Crystalline sculpture
Object Received: None
Notes: D-1699 was killed by SCP-702-1, failing to complete the transaction.
Experiment 702-003:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-1010
Object Traded: Crystalline sculpture
Object Received: 2.8kg unidentified liquid
Notes: None
Experiment 702-004:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-8133
Object Traded: Sample from SCP-158
Object Received: None
Notes: SCP-702-1 refused to trade with D-8133, and ceased communications immediately.
Experiment 702-005:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-9134
Object Traded: Glass marble
Object Received: 1' torch, on fire when received
Notes: SCP-702-1 sustained humming for more than 4 minutes before completing the transaction.
Experiment 702-006
Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau
Interacting Personnel: D-12004
Object Traded: 1952 printing of Encyclopædia Britannica
Object Received: Wooden cuckoo clock ca. 1930
Notes: None.
Experiment 702-007
Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau
Interacting Personnel: D-12004
Object Traded: Inexpensive plastic cups, set of four
Object Received: Trade refused. Communications ceased.
Notes: SCP-702-1 "already have some of [the cups]." Peacefully ceased communications.
Experiment 702-008
Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau
Interacting Personnel: D-8090
Object Traded: Pair ████-brand running shoes
Object Received: Player's Guide for ███████ ██████, a video game from the late 1990s.
Notes: That was… fairly unexpected.
Experiment 702-009
Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau
Interacting Personnel: D-8090
Object Traded: Accurate reproduction of Dr █████, in silhouette, produced by SCP-067.
Object Received: Silken necktie, ca. 1975
Notes: None
Experiment 702-010
Name of Researcher: Dr. Zara
Interacting Personnel: D-8090
Object Traded: Contents of a 400 mL bottle of Gekkeikan brand sake (Not the bottle itself, as informed to SCP-702-1)
Object Received: 3 pounds of prepared crabs, loose.
Notes: The bottle stayed behind. SCP-702-1 didn't seem to find the request unusual or problematic to it.
Experiment 702-011
Name of Researcher: Dr. Zara
Interacting Personnel: D-8090
Object Traded: Rabbit fur coat
Object Received: Roll of human skin, apparently belonging to Caucasian adult male
Notes: Damn it, D-8090 was being so cooperative.
Experiment 702-012
Name of Researcher: Dr. Bridge
Interacting Personnel: D-1123
Object Traded: Hardbound copy of Mein Kampf
Object Received: Teddy bear, made of fox (Vulpes vulpes) fur.
Notes: None
Experiment 702-013
Name of Researcher: Dr. Marvin
Interacting Personnel: D-1399
Object Traded: A picture of Dr. Bright, taken prior to his incident with SCP-963
Object Received: A box of ██████████s brand cereal. Box unopened, and was 2 months shy of the expiration date.
Notes: That was the best damn bowl of cereal I've ever had.
Experiment 702-014
Name of Researcher: Dr. ████████
Interacting Personnel: D-25135
Object Traded: A old, worn down dog collar that was donated by Dr. ███████
Object Received: A small cardboard box measuring 15 x 20 x 15 cm with holes in it. Contained a 6-week old live guinea pig.
Notes: SCP-702-1 took the dog collar, then told D-25135 to wait a couple minutes and went back into SCP-702. After about three (3) minutes, SCP-702-1 reappeared with the box.
Experiment 702-015:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-3415
Object Traded: One paperback copy of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
Object Received: One paperback copy of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Notes: None
Experiment 702-016
Name of Researcher: Dr. Elexion
Interacting Personnel: D-2175
Object Traded: The results of the previous experiment by Dr. █████████
Object Received: Teen Titans Go!: The Complete First Season.
Notes: That makes sense. I think…
Experiment 702-017
Name of Researcher: Dr. Alison
Interacting Personnel: D-2175
Object Traded: An GPS tracker with a video camera attached. The item was disguised as a ███████ phone.
Object Received: A book about stalkers.
Notes: No GPS signal received.
Experiment 702-018
Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock
Interacting Personnel: D-2175
Object Traded: exact replica of SCP-702
Object Received: entire replica of SCP-960
Notes: Upon seeing the replica, SCP-702-1 seemed startled and then looked down at SCP-702; upon seeing SCP-702, SCP-702-1 calmed down and was able to make a trade.
Experiment 702-019
Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock
Interacting Personnel: D-2175
Object Traded: One pill of SCP-500
Object Received: Testing denied by O5 command
Notes: "We can't risk wasting an extremely limited SCP, denied." O5-██
Experiment 702-020
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Experiment 702-021-A
Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock
Interacting Personnel: D-2175
Object Traded: one length of rope, 13.2 meters long
Object Received: 1 spool of thread, 20 m long
Notes: When SCP-702-1 grabbed the rope, it started being pulled down into the vase; D-2175 was instructed to grab the rope. D-2175 did not comply. D-2175 was later terminated.
Experiment 702-021-B
Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock
Interacting Personnel: D-2176
Object Traded: one length of rope, 13.2 meters long
Object Received: Trade refused, communications ceased
Notes: SCP-702-1 claimed to already have a rope like this one.
"God damnit, should have seen that one coming." -Dr. Hancock
Experiment 702-022
Name of Researcher: Dr. Heikkila
Interacting Personnel: D-35109
Object Traded: A drawing of SCP-702-1 drawn by Dr. Heikkila.
Object Received: A set of expensive coloring pencils, █████████ Brand.
Notes: He appreciated my art.
Experiment 702-023
Name of Researcher: Mr. Mox
Interacting Personnel: D-70223
Object Traded: Rare Magic: the Gathering cards.
Object Received: Rare Pokémon Trading Card Game cards.
Experiment 702-024
Name of Researcher: Mr. Mox
Interacting Personnel: D-70223
Object Traded: A USA $20 dollar bill.
Object Received: 10 British Pounds.
Notes: I think he stiffed me.
Experiment 702-025
Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████
Interacting Personnel: D-48892
Object Traded: one (1) adult male dormouse
Object Received: one (1) glass aquarium, 0.5 meters by 0.25 meters, approximately 0.25 meters tall. Cover is easily removable wire. Rodent bedding covers the bottom.
Notes: Not sure why he would give a cage for a mouse I just gave him.
Experiment 702-026
Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████
Interacting Personnel: D-48892
Object Traded: 5 kilograms of rodent food.
Object Received: one (1) adult female brown rat.
Notes: Got a use for that cage now.
Experiment 702-027
Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████
Interacting Personnel: D-48892
Object Traded: one (1) model car, of the brand ████████.
Object Received: one (1) model truck, of a different brand than the original.
Notes: None.
Experiment 702-028
Name of Researcher: Doctor ████
Interacting Personnel: D-52682
Object Traded: One (1) ██████ brand fishing pole, with two hundred (200) feet of fishing line, one hook, with live worm bait on the end.
Object Received: Three (3) Striped Bass (Morone saxatilis), weighing exactly 9.07185 kilograms (20 pounds) each.
Notes: The fish were fried by Doctor ████, and shared with the team assigned to SCP-702. According to Doctor ████, they were delicious.
Experiment 702-029
Name of Researcher: Dr. Henlenton
Interacting Personnel: D-3419
Object Traded: A piece of paper with the words "Penguins are cool. Bring me one now." written on it by Dr. Henlenton.
Object Received: One (1) baby harbor seal (Phoca vitulina) weighing at twenty-two (22) pounds along with a note saying: "No penguins for you, since you didn't ask politely."
Notes: The seal contained no anomalous properties and is now kept in Dr. Henlenton's office.
Experiment 702-030
Name of Researcher: Dr. ███████
Interacting Personnel: D-5438
Object Traded: One (1) Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pump
Object Received: One (1) book written by Austin Powers, titled "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)"
Notes: Huh. Didn't know this book existed.
Experiment 702-031
Name of Researcher: Dr. Quater
Interacting Personnel: D-2192
Object Traded: Tissue sample of SCP-682
Object Recieved: One (1) two-patty cheeseburger as commonly sold by the ████████ franchise.
Notes: That was delicious.
Experiment 702-032
Name of Researcher: Dr. Quater
Interacting Personnel: D-2315
Object Traded: SCP-682 contained in a large tank
Object Received: One (1) rose-ringed parakeet
Notes: SCP-702-1 considered the containment tank for roughly 13 minutes before acceptance. SCP-682 returned to chamber 16 hours after the trade. SCP-702-1 is reluctant to provide details. Parakeet currently being kept at Dr. Quater's office.
Experiment 702-033
Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████████
Interacting Personnel: D-5743
Object Traded: One (1) infant female Ankylosaurus magniventris [birthed by SCP-646 (yet to be listed)] weighing at forty-eight (48) pounds, with a note reading, "If you have one, may I have a baby Triceratops? Please?" written down.
Object Received: One (1) infant male Triceratops prorsus weighing at thirty-two (32) pounds, with a note reading, "Consider yourself lucky."
Notes: Hatchling ceratopsid is currently under care and study at Dr. ██████████'s office. Displays healthy growth.
Experiment 702-034
Name of Researcher: Dr. Sanders
Interacting Personnel: D-42422
Object Traded: One (1) Miniature model of SCP-914 put through the real SCP-914 on Coarse setting, model shows no anomalous properties.
Object Received: Three (3) Pure ten pound gold bars and a note reading: “A working mini SCP-914? This is the best! Sorry I only had three bars!”
Notes: 702 said that damn model WORKED! Do you have any idea how valuable that could’ve been? Next time when you put a model of an SCP through 914, check if the damn model WORKS! -Dr. Sanders
Experiment 702-035:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-4900
Object Traded: One (1) copy of The New Testament
Object Received: One (1) copy of the █████████ Manga: Chapter 456
Notes: D-4900, after receiving the copy of █████████, would remark "I love █████████, you read █████████?". SCP-702-1 would quickly retreat into SCP-702, without replying to D-4900.
Experiment 702-036:
Name of Researcher: Dr. Ganam
Interacting Personnel: D-9223
Object Traded: A half used bottle of roll-on deodorant. (█████ brand)
Object Received: A small bag of dried coconut flakes.
Notes: The bag of coconut was labeled with the food store “███████”. This particular store stocks and sells dried fruits and nuts. Upon further research, both the deodorant brand and the food store brand are both owned by one larger company, ██████████.
Experiment 702-037:
Name of Researcher: Researcher White
Interacting Personnel: D-3804
Object Traded: One copy of an unpublished book written by Researcher White, seventy-five pages, about various SCPs including SCP-702.
Object Received: One copy of Roget's Thesaurus of Synonyms and Antonyms, published 1972, and a note reading: "Decent story, horrible word choice. Use more synonyms next time, solid-one."
Experiment 702-038:
Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall
Interacting Personnel: D-4747
Object Traded: A box of █████ brand nails, with unique identifying marks drawn in permanent marker.
Object Received: A box of ███████ brand screws.
Notes: I am going to have D-4747 continually trade whatever it receives in rapid succession.
Experiment 702-039:
Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall
Interacting Personnel: D-4747
Object Traded: Results from the previous experiment.
Object Received: A box of █████████ brand bolts.
Notes: This experiment was conducted 10 seconds after Experiment 702-038. SCP-702-1 remarked at how it had "just gave away something that looked exactly like what you've just offered me."
Experiment 702-040:
Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall
Interacting Personnel: D-4747
Object Traded: Results from the previous experiment.
Object Received: A box of █████ brand nails, identical to what was traded in experiment 702-038.
Notes: SCP-702-1 expressed annoyance at D-4747, telling it to "take your precious metal and leave me alone."
Experiment 702-041:
Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall
Interacting Personnel: D-4747
Object Traded: Results from the previous experiment.
Object Received: Trade Refused by SCP-702-1. D-4747 was [DATA EXPUNGED].
Notes: All 702-1 said was "serves you right thinking you can waste my time."
Experiment 702-042:
Name of Researcher: Dr. Gellman
Interacting Personnel: SCP-3042-1
Object Traded: SCP-3042
Object Received: None. Trade Refused.
Notes: Upon seeing SCP-3042, SCP-702-1 gave a terse “No” and seemed agitated; ceased communication immediately.
Experiment 702-043
Name of Researcher: Dr. Avenlee
Interacting Personnel: D-9347
Object Traded: A glass container containing SCP-035's and SCP-106's black corrosive substance.
Object Received: A similar glass container containing a viscous white liquid substance.
Notes: During experimental trials, it was noted that the fluid obtained from SCP-702-1 demonstrated spontaneous reactivity with the black corrosive substance, resulting in its neutralization.
"It worked! I must submit this to the director, We can finally develop effective containment procedures to contain those keters!" -Dr. Avenlee
Experiment 702-044
Name of Researcher: Dr. Avenlee
Interacting Personnel: D-9347
Object Traded: A test tube containing Y-909.
Object Received: A beaker containing a transparent liquid.
Notes: Chemical analysis conducted on the liquid confirms a significant presence of Naegleria fowleri, commonly referred to as brain-eating amoebas, within the solution.
Experiment 702-045
Name of Researcher: Dr. Avenlee
Interacting Personnel: D-9347
Object Traded: A box of Domino's "ExtravaganZZa Pizza".
Object Received: A box containing McDonald's "Big Mac".
Notes: D-9347 was granted permission to partake of the burger in consideration that Dr. Avenlee was adhering to a dietary regimen at the time.
"Consider it a reward for complying with me through all the tests." -Dr. Avenlee