Experiment Log 702
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Format:

Name of Researcher:

Interacting Personnel:

Object Traded:

Object Received:

Notes:


Experiment 702-001:

Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████

Interacting Personnel: D-5567

Object Traded: #2 Ticonderoga pencil

Object Received: Eraser

Notes: None


Experiment 702-002:

Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████

Interacting Personnel: D-1699

Object Traded: Crystalline sculpture

Object Received: None

Notes: D-1699 was killed by SCP-702-1, failing to complete the transaction.


Experiment 702-003:

Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████

Interacting Personnel: D-1010

Object Traded: Crystalline sculpture

Object Received: 2.8kg unidentified liquid

Notes: None


Experiment 702-004:

Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████

Interacting Personnel: D-8133

Object Traded: Sample from SCP-158

Object Received: None

Notes: SCP-702-1 refused to trade with D-8133, and ceased communications immediately.


Experiment 702-005:

Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████

Interacting Personnel: D-9134

Object Traded: Glass marble

Object Received: 1' torch, on fire when received

Notes: SCP-702-1 sustained humming for more than 4 minutes before completing the transaction.


Experiment 702-006

Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau

Interacting Personnel: D-12004

Object Traded: 1952 printing of Encyclopædia Britannica

Object Received: Wooden cuckoo clock ca. 1930

Notes: None.


Experiment 702-007

Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau

Interacting Personnel: D-12004

Object Traded: Inexpensive plastic cups, set of four

Object Received: Trade refused. Communications ceased.

Notes: SCP-702-1 "already have some of [the cups]." Peacefully ceased communications.


Experiment 702-008

Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau

Interacting Personnel: D-8090

Object Traded: Pair ████-brand running shoes

Object Received: Player's Guide for ███████ ██████, a video game from the late 1990s.

Notes: That was… fairly unexpected.


Experiment 702-009

Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau

Interacting Personnel: D-8090

Object Traded: Accurate reproduction of Dr █████, in silhouette, produced by SCP-067.

Object Received: Silken necktie, ca. 1975

Notes: None


Experiment 702-010

Name of Researcher: Dr. Zara

Interacting Personnel: D-8090

Object Traded: Contents of a 400 mL bottle of Gekkeikan brand sake (Not the bottle itself, as informed to SCP-702-1)

Object Received: 3 pounds of prepared crabs, loose.

Notes: The bottle stayed behind. SCP-702-1 didn't seem to find the request unusual or problematic to it.


Experiment 702-011

Name of Researcher: Dr. Zara

Interacting Personnel: D-8090

Object Traded: Rabbit fur coat

Object Received: Roll of human skin, apparently belonging to Caucasian adult male

Notes: Damn it, D-8090 was being so cooperative.


Experiment 702-012

Name of Researcher: Dr. Bridge

Interacting Personnel: D-1123

Object Traded: Hardbound copy of Mein Kampf

Object Received: Teddy bear, made of fox (Vulpes vulpes) fur.

Notes: None


Experiment 702-013

Name of Researcher: Dr. Marvin

Interacting Personnel: D-1399

Object Traded: A picture of Dr. Bright, taken prior to his incident with SCP-963

Object Received: A box of ██████████s brand cereal. Box unopened, and was 2 months shy of the expiration date.

Notes: That was the best damn bowl of cereal I've ever had.


Experiment 702-014

Name of Researcher: Dr. ████████

Interacting Personnel: D-25135

Object Traded: A old, worn down dog collar that was donated by Dr. ███████

Object Received: A small cardboard box measuring 15 x 20 x 15 cm with holes in it. Contained a 6-week old live guinea pig.

Notes: SCP-702-1 took the dog collar, then told D-25135 to wait a couple minutes and went back into SCP-702. After about three (3) minutes, SCP-702-1 reappeared with the box.


Experiment 702-015:

Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████

Interacting Personnel: D-3415

Object Traded: One paperback copy of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

Object Received: One paperback copy of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard

Notes: None


Experiment 702-016

Name of Researcher: Dr. Elexion

Interacting Personnel: D-2175

Object Traded: The results of the previous experiment by Dr. █████████

Object Received: Teen Titans Go!: The Complete First Season.

Notes: That makes sense. I think…


Experiment 702-017

Name of Researcher: Dr. Alison

Interacting Personnel: D-2175

Object Traded: An GPS tracker with a video camera attached. The item was disguised as a ███████ phone.

Object Received: A book about stalkers.

Notes: No GPS signal received.


Experiment 702-018

Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock

Interacting Personnel: D-2175

Object Traded: exact replica of SCP-702

Object Received: entire replica of SCP-960

Notes: Upon seeing the replica, SCP-702-1 seemed startled and then looked down at SCP-702; upon seeing SCP-702, SCP-702-1 calmed down and was able to make a trade.


Experiment 702-019

Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock

Interacting Personnel: D-2175

Object Traded: One pill of SCP-500

Object Received: Testing denied by O5 command

Notes: "We can't risk wasting an extremely limited SCP, denied." O5-██


Experiment 702-020

[DATA EXPUNGED]


Experiment 702-021-A

Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock

Interacting Personnel: D-2175

Object Traded: one length of rope, 13.2 meters long

Object Received: 1 spool of thread, 20 m long

Notes: When SCP-702-1 grabbed the rope, it started being pulled down into the vase; D-2175 was instructed to grab the rope. D-2175 did not comply. D-2175 was later terminated.


Experiment 702-021-B

Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock

Interacting Personnel: D-2176

Object Traded: one length of rope, 13.2 meters long

Object Received: Trade refused, communications ceased

Notes: SCP-702-1 claimed to already have a rope like this one.

"God damnit, should have seen that one coming." -Dr. Hancock


Experiment 702-022

Name of Researcher: Dr. Heikkila

Interacting Personnel: D-35109

Object Traded: A drawing of SCP-702-1 drawn by Dr. Heikkila.

Object Received: A set of expensive coloring pencils, █████████ Brand.

Notes: He appreciated my art.


Experiment 702-023

Name of Researcher: Mr. Mox

Interacting Personnel: D-70223

Object Traded: Rare Magic: the Gathering cards.

Object Received: Rare Pokémon Trading Card Game cards.


Experiment 702-024

Name of Researcher: Mr. Mox

Interacting Personnel: D-70223

Object Traded: A USA $20 dollar bill.

Object Received: 10 British Pounds.

Notes: I think he stiffed me.


Experiment 702-025

Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████

Interacting Personnel: D-48892

Object Traded: one (1) adult male dormouse

Object Received: one (1) glass aquarium, 0.5 meters by 0.25 meters, approximately 0.25 meters tall. Cover is easily removable wire. Rodent bedding covers the bottom.

Notes: Not sure why he would give a cage for a mouse I just gave him.


Experiment 702-026

Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████

Interacting Personnel: D-48892

Object Traded: 5 kilograms of rodent food.

Object Received: one (1) adult female brown rat.

Notes: Got a use for that cage now.


Experiment 702-027

Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████

Interacting Personnel: D-48892

Object Traded: one (1) model car, of the brand ████████.

Object Received: one (1) model truck, of a different brand than the original.

Notes: None.


Experiment 702-028

Name of Researcher: Doctor ████

Interacting Personnel: D-52682

Object Traded: One (1) ██████ brand fishing pole, with two hundred (200) feet of fishing line, one hook, with live worm bait on the end.

Object Received: Three (3) Striped Bass (Morone saxatilis), weighing exactly 9.07185 kilograms (20 pounds) each.

Notes: The fish were fried by Doctor ████, and shared with the team assigned to SCP-702. According to Doctor ████, they were delicious.


Experiment 702-029

Name of Researcher: Dr. Henlenton

Interacting Personnel: D-3419

Object Traded: A piece of paper with the words "Penguins are cool. Bring me one now." written on it by Dr. Henlenton.

Object Received: One (1) baby harbor seal (Phoca vitulina) weighing at twenty-two (22) pounds along with a note saying: "No penguins for you, since you didn't ask politely."

Notes: The seal contained no anomalous properties and is now kept in Dr. Henlenton's office.


Experiment 702-030

Name of Researcher: Dr. ███████

Interacting Personnel: D-5438

Object Traded: One (1) Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pump

Object Received: One (1) book written by Austin Powers, titled "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)"

Notes: Huh. Didn't know this book existed.


Experiment 702-031

Name of Researcher: Dr. Quater

Interacting Personnel: D-2192

Object Traded: Tissue sample of SCP-682

Object Recieved: One (1) two-patty cheeseburger as commonly sold by the ████████ franchise.

Notes: That was delicious.


Experiment 702-032

Name of Researcher: Dr. Quater

Interacting Personnel: D-2315

Object Traded: SCP-682 contained in a large tank

Object Received: One (1) rose-ringed parakeet

Notes: SCP-702-1 considered the containment tank for roughly 13 minutes before acceptance. SCP-682 returned to chamber 16 hours after the trade. SCP-702-1 is reluctant to provide details. Parakeet currently being kept at Dr. Quater's office.


Experiment 702-033

Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████████

Interacting Personnel: D-5743

Object Traded: One (1) infant female Ankylosaurus magniventris [birthed by SCP-646 (yet to be listed)] weighing at forty-eight (48) pounds, with a note reading, "If you have one, may I have a baby Triceratops? Please?" written down.

Object Received: One (1) infant male Triceratops prorsus weighing at thirty-two (32) pounds, with a note reading, "Consider yourself lucky."

Notes: Hatchling ceratopsid is currently under care and study at Dr. ██████████'s office. Displays healthy growth.


Experiment 702-034

Name of Researcher: Dr. Sanders

Interacting Personnel: D-42422

Object Traded: One (1) Miniature model of SCP-914 put through the real SCP-914 on Coarse setting, model shows no anomalous properties.

Object Received: Three (3) Pure ten pound gold bars and a note reading: “A working mini SCP-914? This is the best! Sorry I only had three bars!”

Notes: 702 said that damn model WORKED! Do you have any idea how valuable that could’ve been? Next time when you put a model of an SCP through 914, check if the damn model WORKS! -Dr. Sanders


Experiment 702-035:

Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████

Interacting Personnel: D-4900

Object Traded: One (1) copy of The New Testament

Object Received: One (1) copy of the █████████ Manga: Chapter 456

Notes: D-4900, after receiving the copy of █████████, would remark "I love █████████, you read █████████?". SCP-702-1 would quickly retreat into SCP-702, without replying to D-4900.


Experiment 702-036:

Name of Researcher: Dr. Ganam

Interacting Personnel: D-9223

Object Traded: A half used bottle of roll-on deodorant. (█████ brand)

Object Received: A small bag of dried coconut flakes.

Notes: The bag of coconut was labeled with the food store “███████”. This particular store stocks and sells dried fruits and nuts. Upon further research, both the deodorant brand and the food store brand are both owned by one larger company, ██████████.


Experiment 702-037:

Name of Researcher: Researcher White

Interacting Personnel: D-3804

Object Traded: One copy of an unpublished book written by Researcher White, seventy-five pages, about various SCPs including SCP-702.

Object Received: One copy of Roget's Thesaurus of Synonyms and Antonyms, published 1972, and a note reading: "Decent story, horrible word choice. Use more synonyms next time, solid-one."


Experiment 702-038:

Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall

Interacting Personnel: D-4747

Object Traded: A box of █████ brand nails, with unique identifying marks drawn in permanent marker.

Object Received: A box of ███████ brand screws.

Notes: I am going to have D-4747 continually trade whatever it receives in rapid succession.


Experiment 702-039:

Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall

Interacting Personnel: D-4747

Object Traded: Results from the previous experiment.

Object Received: A box of █████████ brand bolts.

Notes: This experiment was conducted 10 seconds after Experiment 702-038. SCP-702-1 remarked at how it had "just gave away something that looked exactly like what you've just offered me."


Experiment 702-040:

Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall

Interacting Personnel: D-4747

Object Traded: Results from the previous experiment.

Object Received: A box of █████ brand nails, identical to what was traded in experiment 702-038.

Notes: SCP-702-1 expressed annoyance at D-4747, telling it to "take your precious metal and leave me alone."


Experiment 702-041:

Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall

Interacting Personnel: D-4747

Object Traded: Results from the previous experiment.

Object Received: Trade Refused by SCP-702-1. D-4747 was [DATA EXPUNGED].

Notes: All 702-1 said was "serves you right thinking you can waste my time."


Experiment 702-042:

Name of Researcher: Dr. Gellman

Interacting Personnel: SCP-3042-1

Object Traded: SCP-3042

Object Received: None. Trade Refused.

Notes: Upon seeing SCP-3042, SCP-702-1 gave a terse “No” and seemed agitated; ceased communication immediately.


Experiment 702-043

Name of Researcher: Dr. Avenlee

Interacting Personnel: D-9347

Object Traded: A glass container containing SCP-035's and SCP-106's black corrosive substance.

Object Received: A similar glass container containing a viscous white liquid substance.

Notes: During experimental trials, it was noted that the fluid obtained from SCP-702-1 demonstrated spontaneous reactivity with the black corrosive substance, resulting in its neutralization.

"It worked! I must submit this to the director, We can finally develop effective containment procedures to contain those keters!" -Dr. Avenlee


Experiment 702-044

Name of Researcher: Dr. Avenlee

Interacting Personnel: D-9347

Object Traded: A test tube containing Y-909.

Object Received: A beaker containing a transparent liquid.

Notes: Chemical analysis conducted on the liquid confirms a significant presence of Naegleria fowleri, commonly referred to as brain-eating amoebas, within the solution.


Experiment 702-045

Name of Researcher: Dr. Avenlee

Interacting Personnel: D-9347

Object Traded: A box of Domino's "ExtravaganZZa Pizza".

Object Received: A box containing McDonald's "Big Mac".

Notes: D-9347 was granted permission to partake of the burger in consideration that Dr. Avenlee was adhering to a dietary regimen at the time.

"Consider it a reward for complying with me through all the tests." -Dr. Avenlee


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