Format:
Name of Researcher:
Interacting Personnel:
Object Traded:
Object Received:
Notes:
Experiment 702-001:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-5567
Object Traded: #2 Ticonderoga pencil
Object Received: Eraser
Notes: None
Experiment 702-002:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-1699
Object Traded: Crystalline sculpture
Object Received: None
Notes: D-1699 was killed by SCP-702-1, failing to complete the transaction.
Experiment 702-003:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-1010
Object Traded: Crystalline sculpture
Object Received: 2.8kg unidentified liquid
Notes: None
Experiment 702-004:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-8133
Object Traded: Sample from SCP-158
Object Received: None
Notes: SCP-702-1 refused to trade with D-8133, and ceased communications immediately.
Experiment 702-005:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-9134
Object Traded: Glass marble
Object Received: 1' torch, on fire when received
Notes: SCP-702-1 sustained humming for more than 4 minutes before completing the transaction.
Experiment 702-006
Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau
Interacting Personnel: D-12004
Object Traded: 1952 printing of Encyclopædia Britannica
Object Received: Wooden cuckoo clock ca. 1930
Notes: None.
Experiment 702-007
Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau
Interacting Personnel: D-12004
Object Traded: Inexpensive plastic cups, set of four
Object Received: Trade refused. Communications ceased.
Notes: SCP-702-1 "already have some of [the cups]." Peacefully ceased communications.
Experiment 702-008
Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau
Interacting Personnel: D-8090
Object Traded: Pair ████-brand running shoes
Object Received: Player's Guide for ███████ ██████, a video game from the late 1990s.
Notes: That was… fairly unexpected.
Experiment 702-009
Name of Researcher: Prof Chasinau
Interacting Personnel: D-8090
Object Traded: Accurate reproduction of Dr █████, in silhouette, produced by SCP-067.
Object Received: Silken necktie, ca. 1975
Notes: None
Experiment 702-010
Name of Researcher: Dr. Zara
Interacting Personnel: D-8090
Object Traded: Contents of a 400 mL bottle of Gekkeikan brand sake (Not the bottle itself, as informed to SCP-702-1)
Object Received: 3 pounds of prepared crabs, loose.
Notes: The bottle stayed behind. SCP-702-1 didn't seem to find the request unusual or problematic to it.
Experiment 702-011
Name of Researcher: Dr. Zara
Interacting Personnel: D-8090
Object Traded: Rabbit fur coat
Object Received: Roll of human skin, apparently belonging to Caucasian adult male
Notes: Damn it, D-8090 was being so cooperative.
Experiment 702-012
Name of Researcher: Dr. Bridge
Interacting Personnel: D-1123
Object Traded: Hardbound copy of Mein Kampf
Object Received: Teddy bear, made of fox (Vulpes vulpes) fur.
Notes: None
Experiment 702-013
Name of Researcher: Dr. Marvin
Interacting Personnel: D-1399
Object Traded: A picture of Dr. Bright, taken prior to his incident with SCP-963
Object Received: A box of ██████████s brand cereal. Box unopened, and was 2 months shy of the expiration date.
Notes: That was the best damn bowl of cereal I've ever had.
Experiment 702-014
Name of Researcher: Dr. ████████
Interacting Personnel: D-25135
Object Traded: A old, worn down dog collar that was donated by Dr. ███████
Object Received: A small cardboard box measuring 15 x 20 x 15 cm with holes in it. Contained a 6-week old live guinea pig.
Notes: SCP-702-1 took the dog collar, then told D-25135 to wait a couple minutes and went back into SCP-702. After about three (3) minutes, SCP-702-1 reappeared with the box.
Experiment 702-015:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-3415
Object Traded: One paperback copy of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
Object Received: One paperback copy of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Notes: None
Experiment 702-016
Name of Researcher: Dr. Elexion
Interacting Personnel: D-2175
Object Traded: The results of the previous experiment by Dr. █████████
Object Received: Teen Titans Go!: The Complete First Season.
Notes: That makes sense. I think…
Experiment 702-017
Name of Researcher: Dr. Alison
Interacting Personnel: D-2175
Object Traded: An GPS tracker with a video camera attached. The item was disguised as a ███████ phone.
Object Received: A book about stalkers.
Notes: No GPS signal received.
Experiment 702-018
Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock
Interacting Personnel: D-2175
Object Traded: exact replica of SCP-702
Object Received: entire replica of SCP-960
Notes: Upon seeing the replica, SCP-702-1 seemed startled and then looked down at SCP-702; upon seeing SCP-702, SCP-702-1 calmed down and was able to make a trade.
Experiment 702-019
Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock
Interacting Personnel: D-2175
Object Traded: One pill of SCP-500
Object Received: Testing denied by O5 command
Notes: "We can't risk wasting an extremely limited SCP, denied." O5-██
Experiment 702-020
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Experiment 702-021-A
Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock
Interacting Personnel: D-2175
Object Traded: one length of rope, 13.2 meters long
Object Received: 1 spool of thread, 20 m long
Notes: When SCP-702-1 grabbed the rope, it started being pulled down into the vase; D-2175 was instructed to grab the rope. D-2175 did not comply. D-2175 was later terminated.
Experiment 702-021-B
Name of Researcher: Dr. Hancock
Interacting Personnel: D-2176
Object Traded: one length of rope, 13.2 meters long
Object Received: Trade refused, communications ceased
Notes: SCP-702-1 claimed to already have a rope like this one.
"God damnit, should have seen that one coming." -Dr. Hancock
Experiment 702-022
Name of Researcher: Dr. Heikkila
Interacting Personnel: D-35109
Object Traded: A drawing of SCP-702-1 drawn by Dr. Heikkila.
Object Received: A set of expensive coloring pencils, █████████ Brand.
Notes: He appreciated my art.
Experiment 702-023
Name of Researcher: Mr. Mox
Interacting Personnel: D-70223
Object Traded: Rare Magic: the Gathering cards.
Object Received: Rare Pokémon Trading Card Game cards.
Experiment 702-024
Name of Researcher: Mr. Mox
Interacting Personnel: D-70223
Object Traded: A USA $20 dollar bill.
Object Received: 10 British Pounds.
Notes: I think he stiffed me.
Experiment 702-025
Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████
Interacting Personnel: D-48892
Object Traded: one (1) adult male dormouse
Object Received: one (1) glass aquarium, 0.5 meters by 0.25 meters, approximately 0.25 meters tall. Cover is easily removable wire. Rodent bedding covers the bottom.
Notes: Not sure why he would give a cage for a mouse I just gave him.
Experiment 702-026
Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████
Interacting Personnel: D-48892
Object Traded: 5 kilograms of rodent food.
Object Received: one (1) adult female brown rat.
Notes: Got a use for that cage now.
Experiment 702-027
Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████
Interacting Personnel: D-48892
Object Traded: one (1) model car, of the brand ████████.
Object Received: one (1) model truck, of a different brand than the original.
Notes: None.
Experiment 702-028
Name of Researcher: Doctor ████
Interacting Personnel: D-52682
Object Traded: One (1) ██████ brand fishing pole, with two hundred (200) feet of fishing line, one hook, with live worm bait on the end.
Object Received: Three (3) Striped Bass (Morone saxatilis), weighing exactly 9.07185 kilograms (20 pounds) each.
Notes: The fish were fried by Doctor ████, and shared with the team assigned to SCP-702. According to Doctor ████, they were delicious.
Experiment 702-029
Name of Researcher: Dr. Henlenton
Interacting Personnel: D-3419
Object Traded: A piece of paper with the words "Penguins are cool. Bring me one now." written on it by Dr. Henlenton.
Object Received: One (1) baby harbor seal (Phoca vitulina) weighing at twenty-two (22) pounds along with a note saying: "No penguins for you, since you didn't ask politely."
Notes: The seal contained no anomalous properties and is now kept in Dr. Henlenton's office.
Experiment 702-030
Name of Researcher: Dr. ███████
Interacting Personnel: D-5438
Object Traded: One (1) Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pump
Object Received: One (1) book written by Austin Powers, titled "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)"
Notes: Huh. Didn't know this book existed.
Experiment 702-031
Name of Researcher: Dr. Quater
Interacting Personnel: D-2192
Object Traded: Tissue sample of SCP-682
Object Recieved: One (1) two-patty cheeseburger as commonly sold by the ████████ franchise.
Notes: That was delicious.
Experiment 702-032
Name of Researcher: Dr. Quater
Interacting Personnel: D-2315
Object Traded: SCP-682 contained in a large tank
Object Received: One (1) rose-ringed parakeet
Notes: SCP-702-1 considered the containment tank for roughly 13 minutes before acceptance. SCP-682 returned to chamber 16 hours after the trade. SCP-702-1 is reluctant to provide details. Parakeet currently being kept at Dr. Quater's office.
Experiment 702-033
Name of Researcher: Dr. ██████████
Interacting Personnel: D-5743
Object Traded: One (1) infant female Ankylosaurus magniventris [birthed by SCP-646 (yet to be listed)] weighing at forty-eight (48) pounds, with a note reading, "If you have one, may I have a baby Triceratops? Please?" written down.
Object Received: One (1) infant male Triceratops prorsus weighing at thirty-two (32) pounds, with a note reading, "Consider yourself lucky."
Notes: Hatchling ceratopsid is currently under care and study at Dr. ██████████'s office. Displays healthy growth.
Experiment 702-034
Name of Researcher: Dr. Sanders
Interacting Personnel: D-42422
Object Traded: One (1) Miniature model of SCP-914 put through the real SCP-914 on Coarse setting, model shows no anomalous properties.
Object Received: Three (3) Pure ten pound gold bars and a note reading: “A working mini SCP-914? This is the best! Sorry I only had three bars!”
Notes: 702 said that damn model WORKED! Do you have any idea how valuable that could’ve been? Next time when you put a model of an SCP through 914, check if the damn model WORKS! -Dr. Sanders
Experiment 702-035:
Name of Researcher: Dr. █████████
Interacting Personnel: D-4900
Object Traded: One (1) copy of The New Testament
Object Received: One (1) copy of the █████████ Manga: Chapter 456
Notes: D-4900, after receiving the copy of █████████, would remark "I love █████████, you read █████████?". SCP-702-1 would quickly retreat into SCP-702, without replying to D-4900.
Experiment 702-036:
Name of Researcher: Dr. Ganam
Interacting Personnel: D-9223
Object Traded: A half used bottle of roll-on deodorant. (█████ brand)
Object Received: A small bag of dried coconut flakes.
Notes: The bag of coconut was labeled with the food store “███████”. This particular store stocks and sells dried fruits and nuts. Upon further research, both the deodorant brand and the food store brand are both owned by one larger company, ██████████.
Experiment 702-037:
Name of Researcher: Researcher White
Interacting Personnel: D-3804
Object Traded: One copy of an unpublished book written by Researcher White, seventy-five pages, about various SCPs including SCP-702.
Object Received: One copy of Roget's Thesaurus of Synonyms and Antonyms, published 1972, and a note reading: "Decent story, horrible word choice. Use more synonyms next time, solid-one."
Experiment 702-038:
Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall
Interacting Personnel: D-4747
Object Traded: A box of █████ brand nails, with unique identifying marks drawn in permanent marker.
Object Received: A box of ███████ brand screws.
Notes: I am going to have D-4747 continually trade whatever it receives in rapid succession.
Experiment 702-039:
Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall
Interacting Personnel: D-4747
Object Traded: Results from the previous experiment.
Object Received: A box of █████████ brand bolts.
Notes: This experiment was conducted 10 seconds after Experiment 702-038. SCP-702-1 remarked at how it had "just gave away something that looked exactly like what you've just offered me."
Experiment 702-040:
Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall
Interacting Personnel: D-4747
Object Traded: Results from the previous experiment.
Object Received: A box of █████ brand nails, identical to what was traded in experiment 702-038.
Notes: SCP-702-1 expressed annoyance at D-4747, telling it to "take your precious metal and leave me alone."
Experiment 702-041:
Name of Researcher: Researcher Duvall
Interacting Personnel: D-4747
Object Traded: Results from the previous experiment.
Object Received: Trade Refused by SCP-702-1. D-4747 was [DATA EXPUNGED].
Notes: All 702-1 said was "serves you right thinking you can waste my time."
Experiment 702-042:
Name of Researcher: Dr. Gellman
Interacting Personnel: SCP-3042-1
Object Traded: SCP-3042
Object Received: None. Trade Refused.
Notes: Upon seeing SCP-3042, SCP-702-1 gave a terse “No” and seemed agitated; ceased communication immediately.
Experiment 702-043
Name of Researcher: Dr. Avenlee
Interacting Personnel: D-9347
Object Traded: A glass container containing SCP-035's and SCP-106's black corrosive substance.
Object Received: A similar glass container containing a viscous white liquid substance.
Notes: During experimental trials, it was noted that the fluid obtained from SCP-702-1 demonstrated spontaneous reactivity with the black corrosive substance, resulting in its neutralization.
"I-It worked! We can finally develop effective containment procedures for certain keters." -Dr. Avenlee
Experiment 702-044
Name of Researcher: Dr. Avenlee
Interacting Personnel: D-9347
Object Traded: A test tube containing Y-909.
Object Received: A beaker containing a transparent liquid.
Notes: Chemical analysis conducted on the liquid confirms a significant presence of Naegleria fowleri, commonly referred to as brain-eating amoebas, within the solution.
Experiment 702-045
Name of Researcher: Dr. Avenlee
Interacting Personnel: D-9347
Object Traded: A box of Domino's "ExtravaganZZa Pizza".
Object Received: A box containing McDonald's "Big Mac".
Notes: D-9347 was granted permission to partake of the burger in consideration that Dr. Avenlee was adhering to a dietary regimen at the time.
Experiment 702-046
Name of Researcher: Dr. Steve
Interacting Personnel: D-1999
Object Traded: A replica of Anomalous Item 830 created specifically for this test
Object Received: A SNES Cartridge
Notes: Upon testing the cartridge it was found to contain the Super Mario World ROM hack "'The."
Experiment 702-047
Name of Researcher: Junior Researcher Pupa
Interacting Personnel: D-6374
Object Traded: One clothing moth (Tineola bisselliella)
Object Received: A business card for "Xtreme Xtermination Services"
Note: SCP-702-1 commented that the service may be defunct.
Experiment 702-048
Name of Researcher: Junior Researcher Pupa
Interacting Personnel: D-6374
Object Traded: One burning torch
Object Received: An empty fire extinguisher
Note: Did it just scam me?
Experiment 702-049
Name of Researcher: Junior Researcher Pupa
Interacting Personnel: D-6374
Object Traded: One portable radio
Object Received: A CRT television
Experiment 702-050
Name of Researcher: Junior Researcher Pupa
Interacting Personnel: D-6374
Object Traded: 20 up-to-date star charts of the Milky Way
Object Received: 13 sheets. The first contained a wheel with the 12 zodiac signs alongside their dates. The other 12 contained predictions of the future based on one's zodiac sign. All predictions were found to be extremely vague.
Note: I don't think those were of equal value.