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To the faithful, who toil without want of reward and die with nothing more than the skin on their backs and the voices in their heads, I bear the grim news of another tributary of Fate, come to sweep your peaceful world away.
It is with haste and horror that you shall recognize the coming of the Beast. For in her arrival, she shall rain the earth with her foul creations.
These creations shall be enumerated thusly, by article, tale, and art—
SCP-9499 (Palingenesis) - Its upvotes shall number 41 and it shall come unto this earth upon 28 Sep 2025, 23:52. The words of 29 prophets have detailed its horrors.
SCP-8564 (Peace is Our Profession) - Its upvotes shall number 44 and it shall come unto this earth upon 6 Jul 2025, 00:33. The words of 26 prophets have detailed its horrors.
SCP-8612 (Jesus For Sale, mostly authored by pudds) - Its upvotes shall number 59 and it shall come unto this earth upon 28 Mar 2025, 11:13. The words of 19 prophets have detailed its horrors.
i can hate me harder than you can - Its upvotes shall number 19 and it shall come unto this earth upon 6 Feb 2026, 10:31. The words of 7 prophets have detailed its horrors.
Saturn Deer’s Web Center! Archive - Its upvotes shall number 26 and it shall come unto this earth upon 31 Oct 2025, 16:02. The words of 8 prophets have detailed its horrors.
Design Sketch From A Recovered Notebook - Its upvotes shall number 17 and it shall come unto this earth upon 16 Oct 2025, 09:51. The words of 5 prophets have detailed its horrors.
Palingenesis Hub - Its upvotes shall number 19 and it shall come unto this earth upon 26 Feb 2026, 07:56. The words of 6 prophets have detailed its horrors.
It is said that, should one year pass without speech or offering from the Beast, her arrival shall be no more anticipated, but rather awaited. Her creations are to be ceded to those that enacted her will in due measure, and these blasphemers, TroutMaskReplica,
popsioak, and
DFAstillo91, are to be treated with that same fear and loathing you ceded to the Beast in her horrid splendor. The Beast shall then be pronounced dead to the tumultuous Earth, and there shall be great feasting and rejoicing.
Walk the path of the LORD dutifully, lest her jaws claim you too. Hereafter shall be detailed the obscene ravings of the Beast, untoward in word and vulgar in tone.
hiya
esther (she/her)
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