Errata's Author Page

Hi!

I'm Errata, or Crystal, or Akumeoy, or Communism will win. Most people here call me CWW though.

Works

+ Original Works (Reverse chronological)

SCP-9908 - Smoke.¹
SCP-9124 - SELECT * FROM SharingConsents WHERE UserInterconnectId IN (SELECT InterconnectId FROM UserInterconnects WHERE UserId IN (SELECT UserId FROM Users WHERE IsConfidant = true))²
SCP-9893 - Sweet and Sticky³
SCP-8647 - Jailsnake⁴
SCP-8349 - You're Alive To Read It⁵
SCP-8531 - Welcome To Funny⁶
SCP-9760 - "Seth"⁷
SCP-6105 - Just the Tip⁸
SCP-6926 - Help! I Can't Stop Eating Garbage!⁹
SCP-8526 - Squidward's ██icide¹⁰
SCP-8467 - rotissery chicken¹¹
SCP-8927 - Cool Pic¹²
SCP-8624 - Worst Baptism Ever¹³
SCP-9580 - I Was A Teenage Astronaut.¹⁴
SCP-8462 - Because It's Cold There¹⁵
SCP-8341 - The "I'm Gay" Bomb¹⁶
SCP-8402 - Mossback.¹⁷
SCP-9508 - Open Mouth.¹⁸
SCP-8168 - the opps are doing portrait of dorian gray shit to me¹⁹
SCP-8641 - Take a Nap²⁰
SCP-9839 - Hyperrealistic Blood²¹
SCP-9389 - Lunar Impact²²
SCP-9938 - Watch the World Die²³
SCP-9671 - The Curtains Were Fucking Blue²⁴
SCP-9716 - A Telephone Box²⁵
SCP-9167 - One Shot at Glory²⁶
SCP-9245 - Egg McMansion²⁷
SCP-9425 - Containment Procedures for a Skull²⁸
SCP-9542 - The Collaborator²⁹
SCP-9058 - St. Jimmy³⁰
SCP-8972 - Humpty Dumpty³¹
SCP-8841 - Vampire Fuck³²
SCP-8746 - The Dollhouse (or: "AAAAAAAAA!!!!")³³
SCP-8674 - The S Factor³⁴
SCP-8518 - Man-Made Object³⁵
SCP-7648 - No More Japes³⁶
SCP-8476 - Disruptive Paper Clip³⁷
SCP-8314 - Donkey Kong is Dead³⁸
SCP-8072 - Dealbreakers³⁹
SCP-024-J - Fellas…⁴⁰
SCP-8164 - Sidereal Looper⁴¹
SCP-8251 - See Above⁴²
SCP-4404 - The Scent of Silence⁴³
SCP-4018 - Eye⁴⁴
SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult⁴⁵
SCP-4004 - A Dream Come True (collab with kinchtheknifeblade)⁴⁶
Serving the Twin Cities Since 2021⁴⁷
SCP-3406 - Awakening⁴⁸
SCP-3269 - Pop Culture⁴⁹
SCP-3181 - Lemme Get It Boneless⁵⁰
SCP-3158 - Inconvenient⁵¹
SCP-3154 - Terminal State Inducer⁵²
SCP-3124 - Not a Football⁵³
SCP-3116 - It's time to stop posting⁵⁴
SCP-3028 - Take On Me⁵⁵
SCP-3909 - Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck To⁵⁶
SCP-3808 - Bacon Cheeseburger That Demands Justification⁵⁷
SCP-3707 - Fly By Night Only⁵⁸
SCP-3606 - Praise You (collab with ashbelEro)⁵⁹
SCP-3505 - Singed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours⁶⁰
SCP-3404 - Down With the Sickness⁶¹
untitled essay⁶²
"Art" by CWW⁶³
The Reason Ulysses Doesn't Start With WARNING: IT'S GOT A BLOWJOB IN IT⁶⁴
SCP-3303 - Champagne Supernova⁶⁵
SCP-TLDR-J - An Easily Digestible Document⁶⁶
SCP-3023 - And then it decided to be an angry spider⁶⁷
SCP-3021 - Q=⁶⁸
SCP-3022 - Hooked on a Feeling⁶⁹
SCP-3024 - The Doxx Ghost⁷⁰
SCP-3113 - In My Way⁷¹
Reality, Innocents⁷²
SCP-3003 - The End of History⁷³
SCP-2586 - That's Not My Name⁷⁴
SCP-2562 - RTFM⁷⁵
SCP-2726 - Post Ghost⁷⁶
Shocking Ignorance Regarding Anything Resembling a Structured Set of Rules to be Applied Fairly⁷⁷
The Assassination of Beleaguered Normalcy by the Coward Gamers Against Weed⁷⁸
SCP-1466 - A Canary⁷⁹
SCP-2826 - The Boys from Patrol⁸⁰
Mr. Normie⁸¹
SCP-2842 - It's A Meme, You Dip⁸²
SCP-2628 - Efficient Tenders of the Artifice⁸³
Laughter⁸⁴
SCP-2486 - Pomegarrote⁸⁵
Di Molte Voci⁸⁶
Confirmed Sightings⁸⁷
How to Become a Better Critic⁸⁸
SCP-2462 - I'm so tired of fake friends, drama, liars, being ignored, and getting hurt⁸⁹
SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology⁹⁰
SCP-2804 - Fire and Forget⁹¹
SCP-103-J - Confirmed⁹²
SCP-2466 - Slay Dragon Save City⁹³
SCP-2134 - Shelter⁹⁴
SCP-2926 - Image Correcter⁹⁵
SCP-2808 - Doomsday⁹⁶
SCP-2602, which used to be a library - Exbibliothetic⁹⁷
SCP-2526 - Autophantotrophic⁹⁸
SCP-2204 - Triple Threat: Intracommunal Men of Obscurity⁹⁹
SCP-2496 - A New Parallel Postulate¹⁰⁰
SCP-2122 - The Black Hole¹⁰¹
Inside-Out¹⁰²
Nucleation¹⁰³
SCP-2156 - Red and Black¹⁰⁴
SCP-2357 - The Perfect SCP¹⁰⁵
That's The Joke¹⁰⁶
SCP-2020 - Cliche, Right?¹⁰⁷
SCP-1041 - Multiple Pasts Disorder¹⁰⁸
SCP-1668 - Deliver Us From Knowledge¹⁰⁹
SCP-1422 - The Yellowstone Anomaly¹¹⁰
SCP-1846 - Maize Angel¹¹¹
SCP-1141 - Entrepreneurial Spirit¹¹²
SCP-1962 - Ancient Egyptian Superweapon¹¹³
SCP-1306 - Potion of Summon Bird¹¹⁴
SCP-1902 - Amnesiac Deity of the Wastes¹¹⁵
SCP-1704 - Finished Business¹¹⁶
Reservoir Skips¹¹⁷
SCP-1564 - Post-Nibbanic¹¹⁸
SCP-824 - Active Weed Control¹¹⁹
SCP-1868 - Speaks For Her¹²⁰
SCP-1606 - Memory Loss¹²¹
In other news,¹²²
SCP-1246 - Stone Spiral¹²³
SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System¹²⁴
SCP-1626 - Drunkshirt¹²⁵
SCP-____-J - Procrastinati¹²⁶
SCP-1646 - Vendetta¹²⁷
SCP-1248 - Personality Recorder¹²⁸
SCP-1268 - Mass Hysteria¹²⁹
SCP-984 - A Public Restroom¹³⁰
Scantron's Proposal - The Foundation¹³¹
Bees¹³²
SCP-1448 - Legend Tripping¹³³
SCP-868 - Mnemonic Meme¹³⁴

+ Rewrites (unsorted)

SCP-3026 - Fashionable Neurovore, original by Starwarsbanana¹³⁵
SCP-660 - Earthen Womb, original by MelWong¹³⁶
SCP-1394 - Dream Syringe, original by MookVanguard¹³⁷
SCP-402 - Obsidian Absorber, original by Eberstrom, prior rewrite by QuantumApples¹³⁸
SCP-928 - The White King, original by Dave Rapp¹³⁹
SCP-625 - Anklebiters, original by Dr Kondraki¹⁴⁰
SCP-336 - "Lilith", original by Dr Kondraki (collab w/ Lumancer)¹⁴¹
SCP-1347 - Box Full of Questions, original by desoldeben¹⁴²
SCP-148 - The "Telekill" Alloy, original by Lt Masipag¹⁴³
SCP-619 - Lucky Jeans, original by far2¹⁴⁴
SCP-066 - Eric's Toy, original author unknown¹⁴⁵

If any of this information looks wrong to you, don't hesitate to let me know! I've made mistakes before.

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Contact Info

The best way to reach me is Discord, where my handle is Akumeoy. That's my handle on other sites as well. You can also message me on Wikidot if you must — my account is Communism will win.

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Some Notes

• I exclusively use the pronouns she/her.
• I would love to see any fan content that's made of my work, either by you or by someone else.
• I am not currently offering feedback on any creative endeavors. You can always ask me to collaborate on one, but I will almost certainly say no unless we're good friends.
• I have a few dozen articles that I've posted to the SCP Commune. Some of them are/will be ported here, but others will remain there. Other people have also posted a lot of cool stuff there.
• I'm also doing a screenshot-based Let's Play of the game Pokemon Tectonic. You can read it here, though it will be periodically unavailable if you don't have a Something Awful account.
• Nothing I say or have said on any platform should be construed as an incitement to, or admission of, illegal activity.

Scratch

messing with listpages dont mind me

my new articles

Title	Comments	Rating	Date
SCP-9908	16	47	08 May 2026 18:52
SCP-9124	9	18	06 May 2026 15:04
SCP-9893	8	35	19 Apr 2026 19:30
SCP-8647	5	45	17 Apr 2026 23:46
SCP-8349	9	71	13 Apr 2026 17:45
SCP-8531	14	82	11 Apr 2026 18:22
SCP-9760	8	72	10 Apr 2026 01:23
SCP-6105	13	43	08 Apr 2026 01:34
SCP-6926	8	38	05 Apr 2026 17:04
SCP-8526	17	69	03 Apr 2026 14:57
SCP-8467	6	58	01 Apr 2026 17:34
SCP-8927	7	64	30 Mar 2026 19:16
SCP-8624	4	55	28 Mar 2026 18:04
SCP-9580	23	88	26 Mar 2026 16:30
SCP-8462	8	47	24 Mar 2026 14:27
SCP-8341	9	39	22 Mar 2026 19:32
SCP-8402	14	71	20 Mar 2026 14:23
SCP-9508	22	126	18 Mar 2026 19:42
SCP-8168	5	49	16 Mar 2026 14:33
SCP-8641	25	83	14 Mar 2026 17:30
SCP-9839	12	47	12 Mar 2026 13:53
SCP-9389	4	43	08 Mar 2026 16:48
SCP-9938	13	35	06 Mar 2026 17:20
SCP-9671	31	102	04 Mar 2026 15:48
SCP-9716	9	38	02 Mar 2026 15:35
SCP-9167	10	78	28 Feb 2026 17:45
SCP-9245	9	42	26 Feb 2026 15:49
SCP-9425	7	52	24 Feb 2026 23:57
SCP-9542	10	63	23 Feb 2026 18:22
SCP-9058	25	101	21 Feb 2026 19:50
SCP-8972	18	95	19 Feb 2026 16:33
SCP-8841	10	47	17 Feb 2026 17:54
SCP-8746	17	91	15 Feb 2026 18:48
SCP-8674	10	32	13 Feb 2026 15:57
SCP-8518	34	150	11 Feb 2026 15:35
SCP-7648	12	15	10 Feb 2026 23:16
SCP-8476	19	74	08 Feb 2026 18:38
SCP-8314	40	184	06 Feb 2026 23:02
SCP-8072	31	130	04 Feb 2026 23:05
SCP-024-J	22	73	02 Feb 2026 23:35
SCP-8164	4	46	30 Jan 2026 19:51
Errata's Author Page	11	50	30 Jan 2026 00:28
SCP-8251	59	263	29 Jan 2026 18:20

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09 Sep 2021 16:38	SCP-1677	20
21 Feb 2022 13:33	SCP-2016	20
07 Aug 2025 09:48	SCP-2015	20
27 Jun 2024 01:48	SCP-2028	20
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16 Aug 2021 22:47	SCP-541	21
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28 Sep 2024 00:37	SCP-412	21
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17 Mar 2020 23:21	SCP-630	21
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06 Jul 2021 13:42	SCP-1543	22
19 Aug 2023 08:22	SCP-1553	22
05 Aug 2022 00:50	SCP-1380	22
24 Dec 2017 16:25	SCP-1531	22
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17 Aug 2024 04:47	SCP-2997	22
20 Dec 2018 13:36	SCP-550	22
20 May 2020 18:55	SCP-2569	22
25 Feb 2026 12:27	SCP-2252	22
15 Mar 2019 03:30	SCP-2625	22
17 Dec 2025 10:39	SCP-2613	22
12 Mar 2019 04:29	SCP-2244	22
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15 Mar 2020 01:33	SCP-641	23
07 Oct 2019 18:12	SCP-634	23
01 Sep 2022 00:41	SCP-665	23
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20 Feb 2023 09:09	SCP-188	23
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01 Sep 2025 03:42	SCP-844	23
04 Jun 2023 18:08	SCP-987	23
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16 Oct 2019 01:56	SCP-1977	23
27 Sep 2023 03:57	SCP-1593	23
28 Aug 2021 12:53	SCP-1648	23
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10 Jan 2026 16:24	SCP-006-CU-EX	23
13 Oct 2019 01:17	SCP-2349	23
13 Jul 2020 14:30	SCP-2109	23
14 Mar 2020 13:49	SCP-2224	23
22 Feb 2023 13:36	SCP-2199	23
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30 Jun 2025 19:20	SCP-389	24
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09 Aug 2018 19:09	SCP-1651	24
28 May 2017 10:00	SCP-1362	24
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23 Dec 2025 21:22	SCP-2713	24
29 Oct 2021 14:19	SCP-2079	24
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Bleep's Onyx Proposal - Threads of Fate	14 Apr 2026 19:36	52
Proposal Blank the First	01 Apr 2026 23:09	114
The Community’s Proposal	27 Jan 2026 00:18	162
Lulu's Proposal	01 Jan 2026 20:29	175
Queerious' Proposal	02 Dec 2025 17:56	109
Debhida Eulalie O'Foolbert's Proposal	18 May 2025 04:40	151
E. T. Cetera's Proposal	22 Mar 2025 21:46	201
Calibold/HarryBlank/Nico Proposal	08 Mar 2025 04:48	54
Yoshihide's Proposal	05 Mar 2025 22:29	213
Metaphysician/Karpin Proposal	26 Jan 2025 18:40	299
ROUNDERHOUSE's Bone Proposal	12 Jan 2025 21:17	505
Poufy's Proposal	09 Nov 2024 19:13	33
DarkStuff's Proposal	24 Oct 2024 04:34	62
Nico's Proposal II	15 Sep 2024 18:16	86
Daoud Ewen Fullerton's Proposal	31 May 2024 23:19	225
Ori's Proposal	12 Feb 2024 12:19	360
Dr. Cimmerian's Proposal	29 Oct 2023 14:49	159
Nico's Proposal	26 Jul 2023 13:54	275
Dafydd Utica Foolfellow's Proposal	16 Jun 2023 07:26	470
Null Sum Proposal	10 May 2023 02:07	148

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Footnotes

1. it was hard to decide when enough was enough with this one so i just posted it when i got tired of working on it

2. I'm only like 80% confident this SQL is correct but otherwise I think it's the best SCP title I've ever come up with.

3. this is the most self-indulgent article i've ever posted

4. these are some of the more fun containment procedures i think i've written

5. this and lunar impact were part of a thing i was trying out where like the dept of abnormalities was like the foundation's workplace surveillance outfit but then the fire suppression department started existing so i downplayed the doa in this one and the workplace surveillance in lunar impact

6. you ever have a post that's like load-bearing to you and nobody else seems to have taken much note of it

7. back before i ported this someone on -jp drew incest yaoi of seth with cain & able

8. this is just the tip of the iceberg

9. i really wanted a good picture for this but eddybird's commissions aren't open

10. honestly kind of shocked at how many people unironically like this

11. people tend to be interpreting this as "the AIPC is compromised" which i think is significantly less interesting than the alternative

12. a friend of mine told me this read like i wrote it on autopilot and like honestly yeah kinda

13. i have another holy water article that im not porting over because im not happy with it

14. the direct inspiration for this was spending childhood as an egg but i refuse to pigeonhole the article as only a trans thing because there are a lot of reasons someone might feel like they didn't get a childhood

15. in reference to the antarctica tld

16. kind of a riff on like the classic gaw log with a lot of back and forth leading up to the inspiration/creation of the anomaly. it's just one annoying girl and a really grumpy guy

17. this guy (i do think of mossback as a guy) was conceived of as like a mascot character. if this article was posted in 2009 people would be cosplaying mossback

18. had to tone down the horniness on this one several times while i was writing

19. i don't know why this one felt like it needed a really goofy title but it did

20. i'm not really happy with the discovery section on this one but rewriting isn't really a priority

21. what i wouldn't give for the ability to delete all the cringe i've ever posted

22. that's amore

23. it's coasts

24. i generally think "dunk on people that all of your readers are already inclined to look down on" is not the kind of article i generally respect so if this wasn't doing better than most of my other recent imports i would make a show of like humbly accepting all criticism

25. they should un-arc the old one but they're not gonna do that

26. i have a weird history with dentists

27. how the fuck did i come up with this one

28. more people should like consciously ape the structure of old deleted articles i think it's cool

29. i came up with this one by thinking of like what specifically would get under scp authors' skin. like the idea you're supposed to have is that when someone approaches you for a collab they want your hands

30. what if a cat was fucked up and evil? anyways rip to this absolute legend

31. i'm proud of how the tables on this turned out

32. a specific thing i wanted to do here was to write sex horror without leaning on noncon for shock value

33. i did no research for this whatsoever

34. i don't think anyone noticed that partway through the incident log it stops using the letter s

35. the very earliest iteration of this idea involved a town where people had antimemetic pits in their basements that they would throw things into if they didn't want to think about them

36. this one isn't really "about" anything so it's no surprise to me that it's not really going anywhere

37. people went some places i really didn't expect with this one it's interesting

38. IF LICENSING DELETES THIS FOR REFERENCING THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF NINTENDO CO., LTD. I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

39. why don't chuds like this one i don't get it

40. if you sent a mobile task force of women to contain this they would all start kissing each other

41. this one has a pretty concrete explanation but nobody gaf about this article for some reason

42. yeah debuting with this went about as well as i could have possibly hoped for

43. this one might actually benefit from being longer or having a tale or some shit

44. in retrospect a very eggy article like u can feel the aimless frustration radiating out of this

45. funny scp Rofl

46. i really should have namedropped rube goldberg somewhere in here

47. this is before i got good at dialogue or plotting but i like the vibes here. an apocalypse where they have like public radio

48. the photoshop here sucks i should get a new one

49. could have been a bit longer and way grosser

50. everyone loves this shit and honestly they're correct it fucking owns

51. imperialism article good politics ummmm yeah

52. lowkey a perfect article

53. article very obviously written before ai was everywhere

54. gaycopmp4 was fun to write but honestly this doesnt really bring much to the table

55. article very obviously written before ai was everywhere and also clumsy even in its time

56. genuinely do not have an inkling of a clue why the fuck i wrote this. it's probably the dumbest thing i've ever written that didn't get deleted off the site for being stupid. i hate this article

57. god i fucking love containment puzzles

58. i'm cracked honestly

59. i didnt actually write any of the yaoi parts of this but if you want cww-affiliated yaoi this is your best bet

60. the fucking audacity of me to name an article after a stevie wonder song. back when i made music i never sampled him b/c i'm not worthy

61. lmao remember pre-covid that shit was crazy

62. this is still pretty correct

63. i should get back into making art like this it was fun

64. sucks

65. generic mc&d article by design

66. lmao i was so fucking mad about the bright list i was convinced it was never getting deleted

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