This is NOT a picture of Junior Researcher Edmund Davids.
Name: Edmund Davids
Clearance Level: 02
Staff Title: Junior Researcher
Current Duties: Employed at Mobile Site-101. Doctor Milford Cogent's official research and records assistant. Also spends his time refilling Director H. Monarch's coffee cup.
Medical Evaluation: Passed. Jr. Res. Davids has been flagged with severe motion sickness. He has also shown signs of allergies to recently harvested wheat.
Psychological Evaluation: Passed. Jr. Res. Davids has expressed relief that his superiors are not "as eccentric as some people". He has not elaborated on this comment.
Quote by Dr. Cogent: Edmund's a diligent worker. I don't have nearly enough time to write up my reports; without him, I'd be snowed under with paperwork.
Quote by Dir. Monarch: He's been here, what, eight months? Still can't make a good cup of coffee.
SCPs
SCP-8193 - As the Bombs Began to Fall
Until one of them tries to climb out of that air raid trench, the Object Class will remain "Safe".
SCP-7318 - Wolfpack
An SCP-7318 pack will locate and conduct coordinated attacks on maritime vessels that possess greater than ten crew-members.
SCP-7239 - Papal Bull(sh*t)
UPDATE FOLLOWING INCIDENT 7239/S-23/HI: SCP-7239 is not to be handled in any way which could potentially cause it to become folded or creased.
SCP-7874 - Checkpoint, Mate
Traffic is to be diverted to alternate routes.
SCP-7193 - Never Upload Your Bombers to the Cloud
mother said planes bad
Tales
Shh… nothing to see here. Yet.