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Introduction: What's up, I'm a shameless 21 year old from somewhere on the East Coast. I live alone in the woods, commune with nature spirits during the day, and stay up all night writing and critiquing. This is me. Dyslexeon
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SCPs
SCP-5573
+47 … 7
Latest comment: ShadowSpirit90 at 01 Oct 2020 16:56
Last edited: PlaguePJP at 26 Jan 2021 04:01
SCP-5573: Authors: MalyceGraves Dyslexion. Image Credit: See comments. ▸ More by this Author ◂ {$comments2} F.A.Q. {$doesthisfixthebug} 5/5573 LEVEL 5/5573 CLASSIFIED ...
tags: co-authored ectoentropic extradimensional keter military portal religious ritual scp
SCP-5023
+72 … 8
Latest comment: AlexCreeper at 06 Aug 2023 09:22
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 12:55
Special Containment Procedures: All activities and buildings related to the storage, creation, or use of landmines, plastic explosives weighing less than two kilograms, and other small conventional...
tags: game humanoid jam-con2020 keter mind-affecting scp
SCP-5204
+67 … 11
Latest comment: ItsDenali at 08 Feb 2020 13:04
Last edited: weaponizedkittycat at 15 Aug 2023 17:13
Special Containment Procedures: Research into the physical containment of SCP-5204 is ongoing. Any sightings of an SCP-5204 event should be attributed to an optical illusion or the result of cabin...
tags: 5000 euclid intangible knowledge light performance religious scp
SCP-4197
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Latest comment: konia at 24 Apr 2025 14:52
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 01 Oct 2022 20:02
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4197 is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell. Description: SCP-4197 is a thirty-two-year-old adult humanoid female named Doctor Sarah Veers,...
tags: alive euclid humanoid medical memoria-adytum reviewers-spotlight sapient sarkic scp transfiguration
SCP-4996
+172 … 33
Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 16 Dec 2023 18:00
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 12:55
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4996 is to be contained in a standard humanoid cell, with the door engraved with the glyphs depicted in Technical Document 4996-2. Any restraints placed on SCP-4996...
tags: alive euclid exchange religious sapient scp
SCP-4793
+249 … 47
Latest comment: Jonas Ebreitan at 19 Feb 2026 08:48
Last edited: Aftokrator at 01 Oct 2022 18:02
SCP-4793 - Stele Warning: Large File Detected (+15K words) Image Credits In Order of Appearance: Image 1 - Wikicommons Image 2 - Wikicommons ▸ More by this Author ◂ {$comments2} ...
tags: alive chaos-insurgency euclid historical humanoid inscription location marshall-carter-and-dark prize-feature sapient scp self-repairing transfiguration
SCP-4423
+145 … 22
Latest comment: Red duster at 06 Jan 2026 17:34
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 12:54
Special Containment Procedures: Development of containment procedures for SCP-4423 events is ongoing. Meanwhile, all such events are to be attributed to a unique form of sleep paralysis. Description:...
tags: humanoid keter reviewers-spotlight sapient scp sleep
SCP-4451
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Latest comment: Bugamashoo at 28 Apr 2025 14:01
Last edited: Jack Waltz at 01 Oct 2022 16:35
Photograph of SCP-4451, posted by dado Special Containment Procedures: All 47 known instances of SCP-4451 are to be kept in a secure underground ordnance bunker. All testing on SCP-4451 must take...
tags: appliance dado electronic radioactive robotic safe scp
SCP-4928
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Latest comment: Grigori Karpin at 01 Aug 2020 10:11
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 12:54
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4928 is to be contained in a standard quadruped containment cell, in accordance with the Parazoology Department's Guidelines. The structure containing SCP-4928-1...
tags: acoustic feline indestructible location loop safe scp
SCP-4204
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Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 29 Sep 2022 06:15
Last edited: Clysm31201 at 11 Aug 2023 23:13
Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-4204 are to remain in the safe deposit box located at Site-12 when not being utilized for testing. Removal of SCP-4204 from storage requires the...
tags: acoustic currency historical light meteorological moon reviewers-spotlight safe scp unusual-incidents-unit
Tales
New World, Old Flames
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Latest comment: Dyslexion at 20 Mar 2020 13:29
Last edited: Ralliston at 06 Aug 2022 18:42
« La Rue Macabre » A woman in a dark blue traveling cloak sat alone in the bar, apparently oblivious to the time passing around her. Unmoving and seemingly unbreathing, she blended into the bustling...
tags: la-rue-macabre tale
Lance and Bernard's Culinary Capers
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Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 31 Dec 2022 20:22
Last edited: Jerden at 25 Jul 2025 05:47
A grizzled Foundation agent sat at the end of a motel bed, wearing a dingy suit and an almost permanent scowl. The TV was on and tuned to a generic late-night talk show. The generic talk show host,...
tags: fantasy jam-con2020 memoria-adytum sarkic spy-fiction tale
A Dark Green Kiss
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Latest comment: Dyslexeon at 07 Feb 2022 00:52
Last edited: 7eventy7evenfold at 17 Nov 2025 20:47
ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. Sexual References: Features sexual themes or language, without the depiction of sexual acts. Sexually...
tags: jam-con2020 tale
The Midgard Debut
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Latest comment: Dyslexion at 19 Dec 2019 03:10
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 06 Apr 2023 12:28
ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. Sexual References: Features sexual themes or language, without the depiction of sexual acts. Sexually...
tags: tale
The Gift Bestowed Upon You
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Latest comment: Ekronak at 04 Dec 2019 06:03
Last edited: NebulousStar at 02 Jun 2022 12:07
I saw him often, sitting on that rock and staring out across the vast ocean. He became a facet of my life that summer, a constant. He was normal, even if everything about him was anything but. Out of...
tags: tale
Others
Dyslexi-Corp LTD.
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Latest comment: Dyslexion at 18 May 2020 01:28
Last edited: Calibold at 11 Nov 2021 03:02
Leave me alone, I like tabs About Me. Things I've Done Awards and Accolades Dyslexi's Favs Fav Authors Fan Mail Inferno Achievements Introduction: What's up, I'm a shameless 21 year old from...
tags: author
Collaborations
SCP-2743
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Written by: DrAkimoto & Dyslexion. {$note}
Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 28 Aug 2021 11:32
Last edited: LemonBee12 at 01 Mar 2022 11:39
close Info X SCP-2743 Suttungr Nevermore by: DrAkimoto Dyslexion • Stay Tuned for the up-and-coming Ragnarok Series • ~DrAkimoto's Author Page~ ~Dyslexion's Author Page~ ...
tags: biological cadaver co-authored extradimensional extraterrestrial humanoid keter religious satellite scp
SCP-3193
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Written by: DrAkimoto & Dyslexion. {$note}
Latest comment: Doctor Scrappy at 29 Jun 2023 15:18
Last edited: Jerden at 11 Oct 2024 19:18
close Info X SCP-3193 Christmas War by: DrAkimoto Dyslexion • Stay Tuned for the up-and-coming Ragnarök Series • ~DrAkimoto's Author Page~ ~Dyslexion's Author Page~ ...
tags: absurdism action audio auditory christmas co-authored cognitohazard compulsion historical mind-affecting ritual safe scp
SCP-5573
+47 … 7
Written by: MalyceGraves & Dyslexion. {$note}
Latest comment: ShadowSpirit90 at 01 Oct 2020 16:56
Last edited: PlaguePJP at 26 Jan 2021 04:01
SCP-5573: Authors: MalyceGraves Dyslexion. Image Credit: See comments. ▸ More by this Author ◂ {$comments2} F.A.Q. {$doesthisfixthebug} 5/5573 LEVEL 5/5573 CLASSIFIED ...
tags: co-authored ectoentropic extradimensional keter military portal religious ritual scp
SCP-5250
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Written by: Popsioak & Dyslexion. {$note}
Latest comment: Merehrab at 10 Jan 2026 15:15
Last edited: Jerden at 08 Oct 2022 19:07
Act I: The Lake South, the Deer North - Popsioak ▸ More by this Author ◂ {$comments2} F.A.Q. {$doesthisfixthebug} Recipe Number: SCP-5250 Ease of Preparation: Keter Safe You...
tags: animal co-authored deer empathic exquisite-corpse2020 location meta predatory safe scp
SCP Wiki Contests
Second Place Tale Overall in the JamCon2020 Contest
Third Place Day 2
Winner of the "fuck you" award (Presented byA Random Day)
Written in 48 minutes.
First Place Article in the Exquisite Corpse Contest 2020.
SCP Cafe Features
Bright's Challenge - 24 Coldposting:
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stabler by dado? what the fuck. I'm giving you the upvote. but out of spite. i hope you step on a lego
I'm just left feeling a completely unidentifiable emotion after that whole exchange.
Calibold on general conversation
This is very far removed from what the wiki is about.
The whole thing feels like a fanfiction/webcomic from some far off corner of the internet.
If I die1 or become inactive for a period of more than three years, I entrust stewardship of my work to the Staff. When they say "No? We are already doing too much." I pass it to whoever wins the battle royale that my will stipulates must occur.
Stolen from TheMightyMcB. And I will not apologize for that.
| Achievables | Unlocked? |
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| SCPs | SCPs |
| Write an SCP | OwO |
| Write 5 SCPs | OwO |
| Write 10 SCPs | OwO |
| Write 25 SCPs | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "safe" | OwO |
| Write an SCP tagged as "euclid" | OwO |
| Write an SCP tagged as "keter" | OwO |
| Write an SCP tagged as "thaumiel" | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "neutralized" | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "explained" | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "joke" | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "esoteric-class" | |
| Collaborate on an SCP | yep! |
| Write an SCP-001 Proposal | |
| Write an SCP in Series I | |
| Write an SCP in Series II | |
| Write an SCP in Series III | <3 |
| Write an SCP in Series IV | ye |
| Write an SCP in Series V | OwO |
| Write an SCP in Series VI | ye |
| Write a format screw SCP | |
| Tales | Tales |
| Write a tale | OwO |
| Write 5 tales | |
| Write 10 tales | |
| Write 15 tales | |
| Write a tale that gets to +50 | |
| Write a tale that gets to +100 | |
| Start a tale series | |
| Finish a tale series | |
| Collaborate on a tale | |
| Write a Parawatch Tale | |
| GoI Formats | GoI Formats |
| Write a GoI Format | |
| Write 5 GoI Formats | |
| Write 10 GoI Formats | |
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| Write a GoI format that gets to +50 | |
| Write a GoI format that gets to +100 | |
| Collaborate on a GoI Format | |
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| General | General |
| Get +200 net upvotes | UwU |
| Get +500 net upvotes | <3 |
| Get +1000 net upvotes | yup |
| Get +2000 net upvotes | |
| Get +3000 net upvotes | |
| Get +4000 net upvotes | |
| Get +5000 net upvotes | |
| Surpass one Moto of upvotes | |
| Enter an X000 Contest | <3 |
| Enter a Contest | <3 |
| Win a Contest | <3 |
| Write for a canon | |
| Write 5 articles for canons | |
| Write 10 articles for canons | |
| Write for 5 different canons | |
| Create a canon | |
| Coldpost a successful article | UwU |
| Write a thing that does a thing | UwU |
| Write a spooky scary murder monster | |
| Write a temporal anomaly | UwU |
| Write a ghost story | <3 |
| Write an urban legend | |
| Write a mystery that gets solved | UwU |
| Write a mystery that doesn't get solved | UwU |
| Write something grimdark | |
| Write something zany | UwU |
| Write a recurring character | |
| Write a recurring author avatar | |
| Write about a one-time phenomenon | |
| Write about the Foundation being cruel | |
| Write about the Foundation being saviors | |
| Write about the Foundation's hands being tied | |
| Write a humanoid | OwO |
| Write a sad article | OwO |
| Write a wholesome article | OwO |
| Write a confusing article | |
| Write a disturbing article | |
| Write a body horror article | <3 |
| Write a funny article | OwO |
| Write a 3000+ word article | -w- |
| Write a <1000 word article | -w- |
| Write a <500 word article | -w- |
| Write an article about space | <3 |
| Write an article about the seas | |
| Write an article about a moral dilemma | <3 |
| Write an article with a lot of dialogue | <3 |
| Write an article without a story | |
| Write a dado article | owo |
| Write an article about a Series I SCP | |
| Write an article that uses "The Listpages Thing" | |
| Write, crit, and post an article within 24 hours | OwO |
| Write an article that gets a full feature on SCP Café | 47 |
| Write an article that gets a YouTube video made about it | |
| Write an article that gets a good YouTube video made about it | |
| Write an article that gets covered by TheVolgun | |
| Write an article that gets covered by TheeSherm | <3 |
| Had fanart made of one of my articles | <3 |
| Commission art for one of my articles | |
| Write an article that gets to +50 | OWO |
| Write an article that gets to +100 | 4996 |
| Write an article that gets to +200 | 5250 |
| Write an article that gets to +300 | |
| Write an article that gets to +400 | |
| Write an article that gets to +500 | |
| Write an article that gets to +1000 | |
| Write an article that gets to +100 in a week | |
| Write an article that gets to +200 in a month | |
| Write an article that gets to be the Top Rated of the Last 30 Days | -w- |
| Write an article that gets to be the Top Rated of the Month | -w- |
| Get an article featured on the front page | lwl |
| Write a Tag Golf article | |
| Successfully coldpost an article | OwO |
| Complete Bright's Challenge | OwO |
| Create a new GoI |
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