DrowningDutchman's perfectly accurate author page

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Drowning dutchman, drawn by researcher James.

Name: DrowningDutchman

Real actual name: unknown, probably something dutch.

Description: DrowningDutchman is a pataphysical entity causing a mess for everyone involved.
DrowningDutchman is mainly connected to MTF-Omicron-1 and various SCP documents as listed below. It is unknown what the red line is in the events linked to DrowningDutchman. The confirmed events are listed below.

DrowningDutchman is probably a mess looking at some of the events they have influenced on our layer of reality.

DrowningDutchman has also politely (maybe not) requested you leave comments on this page on how ugly it is, because that will be really funny when the page gets reformatted to be actually good :)

currently attempting to become the best author on the dutch scp wiki, which should not be hard.

They are also a silly little humanoid entity that hangs out by themselves a little too much.

Mainlist SCPs

Title			Description	Link
A Different Phoenix			A dog with the anomalous properties of a phoenix. Its death is never permanent.	scp-6842
Death of the Artist			A memetic kill mural made by AWCY.	scp-6589
Printed Problems			One of the Gamers uploads some interesting files to the internet and gets roughed up in the process	scp-7139
Reuknighted			A story about love, loss, and yearning beyond death	scp-7319

Tales

Omicron-1
Secretive Concise Paperwork	Site-24's security is not up to snuff and site-director Bensson is mad about it.
Omicron-1 y2notOK	Full report of security detailing a mission around the turn of the millenium.

The Forgotten Pandemic Series

In the works. Will be about someone who through recreational use of amnestics has built up a tolerance to the non-anomalous versions of the drugs

Gamers against Capitalism

In the works. MCD contacts a member of GAW to make anomalous items for them. Hijincks ensue.

The Necessity of the veil

In the works. Why is the veil still necessary when it's getting so hard to uphold?

Parawatch
Disappearing prisoners	Someone's brother mentions inmates with life sentences and those who are on death row sometimes go missing.

MTF-Rho-5 "Ricky Vasquez"
Ricky Vasquez	The first mission into the endless forest by the Ricky squad and a look into what that means for the observers on our side of the fireplace.

Miscellaneous pages

other pages
DrowningDutchman's Frankencode		Page where I place code I have frankensteined together from other pages for ease of acces because copying it from a google doc is a bitch and a half.
Blood 1		I took pictures of blood under the microscope, all of them released under CC! go forth and use them, more to come.

what

Me at 3AM getting cheese from the fridge

sometimes you want to hug something cute, but it will go for your jugular.

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"DrowningDutchman's perfectly accurate author page" by DrowningDutchman, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/drowningdutchman-author-page. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.

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