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SCPs
SCP-3189
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Latest comment: GojiCrafter at 26 Feb 2021 13:08
Last edited: Hawkin at 14 Apr 2023 18:36
Item #: SCP-3189 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3189 is contained within the facility it was originally discovered in. The property has been purchased by the Foundation and...
tags: artifact clockwork doctor-sinclair euclid inscription k-class-scenario marshall-carter-and-dark reality-bending scp
SCP-3784
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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 02 Aug 2020 21:51
Last edited: NebulousStar at 20 Apr 2022 14:35
Item #: SCP-3784 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3784 is to be kept in a high-security storage vault at Site 76. Testing with SCP-3784 may only be conducted within a...
tags: appliance fire jam-con2019 marshall-carter-and-dark observational safe scp shadow sleep
Tales
Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These
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Latest comment: My-Off-Day at 27 Apr 2021 00:03
Last edited: NebulousStar at 20 Sep 2022 17:56
Though many who worked with Iris may have assumed she’d have an ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead’ mentality, she actually had fairly decent sleep hygiene, much preferring the productivity of restfulness to...
tags: iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark tale
My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels
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Latest comment: My-Off-Day at 28 Apr 2022 16:52
Last edited: Ralliston at 16 Jun 2022 11:19
A Vale Of Tears | Dread Circuses Hub | Oh, I Wouldn't Worry About Flaky-Os “Now keep your eyes covered, no peeking,” Lolly said as she led a blind Icky through the Circus grounds towards the...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller icky tale
Icky & Ichabod
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Latest comment: My-Off-Day at 27 Apr 2022 23:20
Last edited: Ralliston at 14 Jun 2022 16:16
Clown Breeding 101... | Dread Circuses Hub | Upside-Down Cake Suburbs of Salem, Oregon. 1988 It was raining, but only gently, the sound of it falling on her umbrella no more than...
tags: doctor-clef dread&circuses global-occult-coalition herman-fuller icky manny tale
Fit For A King
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Latest comment: Jtporach at 11 Jul 2020 16:29
Last edited: NebulousStar at 11 Jul 2022 15:40
Dr. Ritter waited patiently in quiet, thinly-veiled disgust as His Imperial Majesty Emperor Maximillian the Great greedily shovelled his meal down his cavernous gullet. Dr. Ritter had secretly...
tags: tale
A Little Lollipop
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Latest comment: Raptie at 06 Feb 2020 19:39
Last edited: DrChandra at 04 Mar 2023 05:43
Doctor Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V stared at a stick. It was, technically speaking, a magic stick, but there are some things so dully mundane that just slapping the descriptor...
tags: dr-wondertainment dread&circuses herman-fuller icky isabel-v tale
Crunch Is A Beautiful Sound
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Latest comment: DrChandra at 25 Jun 2017 20:43
Last edited: stormbreath at 09 Feb 2022 01:31
So, the D-classes messed up Crunchy’s bi-weekly cleaning, again. Oh and by Crunchy I mean 173. I never really cared for the nickname ‘The Sculpture’. I think Crunchy captures his essence much more...
tags: 173fest tale the-sculpture
We're All Mad Here
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Latest comment: DarkStuff at 20 May 2019 03:38
Last edited: Ralliston at 18 Apr 2022 16:27
“So, how are you liking London?” Iris and Brainy made for an odd contrast, sitting across from one another in her silvery white office. Her face was free of make-up, and his was painted up like a...
tags: brainy-brian dr-wondertainment dread&circuses iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark tale wonderful-world
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Finale: Industrial Accidents
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Latest comment: Mr_Zer0 at 16 Dec 2018 07:09
Last edited: NebulousStar at 01 Sep 2022 16:33
Veronica stared in wide-eyed terror at the gremlin mere inches in front of her, its reeking yellow fangs bared in a menacing display, ready to bite her face off in an instant if it was displeased. “I,...
tags: dr-wondertainment dread&circuses factory herman-fuller icky manny tale
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act II: Industrial Espionage
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Latest comment: LandAdmiralQuercus at 14 Apr 2023 14:05
Last edited: NebulousStar at 28 Apr 2022 13:38
It was just a little after midday, not that anyone would know it. The smoke from The Factory Funtime Facility was already so thick it obscured the sun. Though the jagged smokestacks were monstrously...
tags: dread&circuses factory herman-fuller icky manny tale
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act III: Industrial Sabotage
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Latest comment: mastermindartemis at 13 Sep 2019 15:28
Last edited: NebulousStar at 01 Sep 2022 16:32
The elevator came to a gentle stop, its doors sliding open with a pleasant chime. The room it opened to wasn’t so much an office as a control center. Banks of bronze, mechatronic computers lined each...
tags: dr-wondertainment dread&circuses factory herman-fuller sarkic tale
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act I: Industrial Arts
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Latest comment: mayoculpa at 02 Dec 2018 18:59
Last edited: NebulousStar at 01 Sep 2022 16:35
October 17th, 1974 “And the sign flashed out its warning In the words that it was forming And the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls And tenement halls And...
tags: dread&circuses factory herman-fuller icky manny tale
Dread & Circuses Jumps The Shark
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Latest comment: My-Off-Day at 28 Apr 2022 17:22
Last edited: Ralliston at 16 Jun 2022 11:19
More of Fuller's Crap | Dread Circuses Hub | Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Victor gazed up at the steely blue sky, its subtly unfamiliar hue serving as a grim reminder that he stood on an Earth...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller marshall-carter-and-dark shark-punching-center tale
And The World Felt Like Nothing, Amen
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Latest comment: TestSubject_02 at 20 Aug 2019 16:45
Last edited: NebulousStar at 06 Jun 2022 11:59
The bionic hand of Iris Dark was an impressive piece of anomalous hardware. Outwardly, it resembled a dark purple gauntlet of exquisite craftsmanship. It connected at the elbow where the original limb...
tags: iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark tale
Wait, Did You Mean The Movie Or Pulp Magazines?
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Latest comment: Boogey_Man23 at 21 Jul 2020 14:52
Last edited: Ralliston at 14 May 2022 17:27
In the dimming twilight of Baby Bone Wood, The Hook-Handed Man lumbered with a complete lack of grace, his right foot practically dragging behind him with a heavy limp. Though his groans were loud and...
tags: jam-con2019 s&c-plastics tale
More of Fuller's Crap
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Latest comment: My-Off-Day at 28 Apr 2022 17:10
Last edited: Ralliston at 16 Jun 2022 11:19
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far | Dread Circuses Hub | Dread Circuses Jumps The Shark “The Party Poopers called. They want their poop back.” Icky held the phone by her ear for a few seconds in...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller icky manny tale
Beating A Dead Horse With A Dead Canon
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Latest comment: PepsiTheHorse at 01 May 2023 11:58
Last edited: Ralliston at 03 Mar 2023 17:08
“That’s it. Easy boy. Watch you don’t catch your horseshoes on the rune wheel,” Lolly said soothingly as she gently led the undead equine off of the portal-generating device, his milky blue eyes...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller icky manny tale
An Abhorrent Vacuum
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Latest comment: dxvi at 24 Jun 2022 09:04
Last edited: abstruse at 30 Jun 2022 09:54
The Ontological Vacuum Chamber had been intended to create a pocket of absolute Nothing, in the purest, philosophical sense of the term. It was to be completely devoid of not only mass and energy, but...
tags: tale
GoI Formats
'The Dark Web' (DKE79/O2RG5/4JLW6)
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Latest comment: DareStep at 21 Nov 2020 16:05
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 12:39
DKE79/O2RG5/4JLW6 Status Renting Demand Medium Value 149 USD/99 GBP per monthly subscription Availability Unique Identifier Dark Web Description Dark Web is a Cloud Computing service,...
tags: dread&circuses featured goi-format iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark
'Kaiju Caviar' (OCN39/T5FG6/7HJL2)
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Latest comment: MediocreFantasy at 16 Sep 2022 00:45
Last edited: KubKac at 12 Feb 2023 12:36
OCN39/T5FG6/7HJL2 Status Selling Demand High Value 440 GBP per serving, 2000 GBP per jar Availability Current inventory is estimated to be approximately 3 million units Identifier Kaiju...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark war-on-all-fronts
'Osteotronic Cubes' (VXY33/F7RQ3/9XAD1)
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Latest comment: marinemashup at 28 Aug 2021 16:18
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 12:39
VXY33/F7RQ3/9XAD1 Status Selling Demand Medium Value 40 000 USD/32 000 GBP per unit Availability Established Supply Chain Identifier Osteotronic Cubes Description Items are anomalous,...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark
Herman Fuller Presents: Icky the Magic Clown
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Latest comment: Silverwristwatch at 18 Jul 2022 14:08
Last edited: SketchyTh0ughts at 08 Oct 2021 05:06
Send In The Clowns! Herman Fuller's Clown Troupe Are Like None The World Has Ever Seen! They Will Delight And Astound You With Their Unearthly Talents! All led by the beautiful,...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller icky
The Kaiju Sea
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Latest comment: My-Off-Day at 12 Oct 2021 22:50
Last edited: stormbreath at 09 May 2021 21:24
The Kaiju Sea SCP-3534-02, The Salvation of the Starfish, Waterworld but not the Kevin Costner One Conspectus The Kaiju Sea is an alternate reality version of Earth, almost completely covered by...
tags: doomsday2018 goi-format pangloss serpents-hand wandsmen war-on-all-fronts
'Thunderbolt Iron' (PE679/RE245/EM285)
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Latest comment: My-Off-Day at 21 Apr 2021 07:19
Last edited: KirQ at 16 Mar 2022 06:23
PE679/RE245/EM285 Status Selling Demand Low Value 8,540 GBP/ 10,500 USD per ounce Availability Current Inventory ~ 3.5 tonnes Identifier Thunderbolt Iron Description Since before...
tags: co-authored goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark rewrite serpents-hand
'Fidget Winners' (FDG43/W1NR3/5SLA2)
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Latest comment: Animefaerie at 20 Apr 2022 12:14
Last edited: aismallard at 18 Sep 2021 20:18
FDG43/W1NR3/5SLA2 Status Leasing/Renting Demand Low Value 2800 GBP/4000 USD per pair per monthly lease, 1000 GBP/1400 USD per pair per daily rental Availability Current Inventory 12 pairs....
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller marshall-carter-and-dark
'SmartHex' (SMR82/H0EX3/4DNV9)
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Latest comment: RainOnTarmac at 04 Feb 2022 08:32
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 12:40
SMR82/H0EX3/4DNV9 Status Selling Demand Medium Value 12000-18000 GBP/15600-23400 USD per contract Availability Unlimited Identifier SmartHex Description SmartHex refers to a line of smart...
tags: deer-college goi-format iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark
Herman Fuller Presents: The Dread Behemoth
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Latest comment: stormbreath at 16 Aug 2022 07:18
Last edited: aismallard at 18 Sep 2021 19:47
The Dread Behemoth The Heart Of The Ocean Is No Mere Jewel My Friends! But Rather The Still Beating Heart Of The Dread Behemoth! Come and bear witness to one of the most horrid...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller hy-brasil war-on-all-fronts
'Somatic Backups' (SOM64/B2DI5/3GYO7)
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Latest comment: Twisted_Code at 16 May 2023 21:41
Last edited: aismallard at 18 Sep 2021 20:21
SOM64/B2DI5/3GYO7 Status Selling Demand High Value 3 500 000 GBP/4 500 000 USD per body, plus 154 000 GBP/200 000 USD annual storage fee Availability Unlimited Identifier Somatic Backups ...
tags: brainy-brian dr-wondertainment dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark oneiroi
Herman Fuller Presents: The Indestructible Man
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Latest comment: alstroemeria at 28 Jun 2021 04:08
Last edited: Naepic at 08 Nov 2022 15:37
The Indestructible Man Not Fire Nor Poison Nor Sword Nor Lash Can Keep This Man In His Grave! Watch As He Cheats The Grim Reaper Before Your Very Eyes! Like the Wandering Jew...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller
Herman Fuller Presents: Nixie the Nereid
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Latest comment: (user deleted) at 06 Feb 2019 19:36
Last edited: Cerastes at 27 Oct 2020 20:30
Nixie The Nereid See Our Sensuous Siren Of The Sea! A Creature As Beautiful As She Is Dangerous! Gaze in awe upon this fair maiden of the deep! She will mesmerize you with her...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller jam-con2018
The Great Shucks of the Unnamed Lords
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Latest comment: Nico Strider at 20 Oct 2019 18:21
Last edited: Nagiros at 21 Dec 2020 17:03
The Great Shucks of the Unnamed Lords Barghests, Shadow Hounds, Big Bad Wolves Conspectus The Great Shucks of the Unnamed Lords are a pedigree of Black Shucks that have been selectively bred1...
tags: chicago-spirit deer-college goi-format jam-con2019 nameless serpents-hand wilsons-wildlife
Herman Fuller Presents: The Amazing Zoltan
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Latest comment: TheBlueHour at 09 Jun 2019 03:09
Last edited: Cerastes at 03 Nov 2020 04:25
The following is a page from a publication entitled To the Circus Born: Herman Fuller's Menagerie of Freaks. The identities of neither publisher nor author have been established, and scattered pages...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller
Clown Town
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Latest comment: alexpine at 18 Jun 2022 02:38
Last edited: Jerden at 25 Oct 2021 21:57
Clown Town Bozocitta, The Mad Province, The District of Columbia Conspectus A self-contained microcosmos outside of the known worlds, believed to border the Nevermeant and the Neverwas. It is a...
tags: alagadda dread&circuses goi-format hanged-king herman-fuller serpents-hand
Others
Dread & Circuses Hub
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Latest comment: Einer von Rabe at 26 May 2022 16:42
Last edited: DrChandra at 04 Mar 2023 06:23
Banner Art by Zhange ~ Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting ~ Alas, our renowned founder and namesake is no longer with us. No one seems quite sure where he's got off to. The Clowns say he...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller hub
All That Glisters
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Latest comment: Elenee FishTruck at 03 May 2020 21:01
Last edited: Einer von Rabe at 09 Jul 2022 06:57
Banner By Zhange Item Listings 'Kaiju Caviar' (OCN39/T5FG6/7HJL2) 'Osteotronic Cubes' (VXY33/F7RQ3/9XAD1) 'The Dark Web' (DKE79/O2RG5/4JLW6) 'Fidget Winners' (FDG43/W1NR3/5SLA2) 'Somatic Backups'...
tags: dread&circuses hub iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark
Document 3477-2
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Latest comment: MrWrong at 18 Oct 2017 17:34
Last edited: stormbreath at 02 Mar 2023 19:23
Document-3477 #2 - Complete List of SCP-3477 Instances Instance Anomalous Properties Additional Notes SCP-3477-1 SCP-3477-1 has been subjected to numerous biological grafts, giving it sharklike...
tags: co-authored supplement
DrChandra's Author Page
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Latest comment: RJB_R at 06 Nov 2017 03:54
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 12:39
Collaborations I joined the SCP community back in August of 2014. I learned about it from a youtube video listing popular creepypastas. I've wondered if I ever would have discovered the Foundation if...
tags: author
Collaborations
I joined the SCP community back in August of 2014. I learned about it from a youtube video listing popular creepypastas. I've wondered if I ever would have discovered the Foundation if not for that one video. The internet is vast, after all.
First Attempts:
Like most newbies, my first post was a failure. It was an SCP called the Polyocculus. It was a short scrawny humanoid whose skin was filled with holes like that of a Surinam Toad's. It would steal people's eyes and shove them into the holes because it was terrified of going blind. I was going for a little trypophobia and taking a common fear, fear of disability, and ramping it up to insane levels. It got deleted for being a horror movie monster.
Next was a little Fairy Statue that I called the Mneumonic Device that prevented amnestics from working within a mile. It got deleted as well. I had a few more ideas over the next couple of years that I at least had drafts for or got feedback on but never posted. There was a stupid tale about 096 that involved idiotic cross testing, a lolfoundation termination log for 096 (which somehow got made into an SCP illustrated video and seemingly partially inspired consequences and collarbones ), and an anomalous copy of Nobody Poops But You that caused anyone who read it to believe exactly that, which was too silly for the mainlist but not silly enough for a -J.
New Job:
I did not have a successful article until June of 2016, when I posted New Job. Honestly, this is just a silly headcanon I had and I'm surprised it's as highly rated as it is. It is currently my highest rated article (though it is neck and neck with SCP-4040 at the moment), but it has the benefit of being nine months older than anything else I've posted, so I wouldn't call it my best. I actually completely agree with most of the negative criticism the article has received. But as my first post, it was proof that I could create successful articles.
This now has a reading by TheeSherm, which you can find here.
Crunch is a Beautiful Sound:
When I saw there was a 173 contest, I immediately wrote down my headcanon about it inside of a bare-bones framing device and cold posted it. Crunch is a Beautiful Sound was the result. I believe this is my most divisive article, since as of the time of this writing it has 55 votes and an aggregate score of 27.
Osteotronic Cubes:
This was inspired by the tale Iris Dark. I just started wondering what happened after this tale, so I wrote an MC&D format piece about it. I was pleasantly surprised by how well this did.
The Dark Web:
"What are you doing?"
"A sequel."
"… I don't understand."
"Yeah me neither, but we pretty much nailed it the first time."
Micky D's:
"Yeah, I'd like to get a 10-piece McNugget and a bunch of the Szechuan sauce. Like, as much as you're allowed to give me." In all seriousness, this was actually inspired by me seeing the letters McD on a McDonald's cup.
Text Message in a Bottle:
"It’s a bad phone. Chuck it. I downgraded to a clamshell for emergencies only."
My piece for the dickbottle canon.
Kaiju Caviar:
My MC&D format for Stormbreath's War on all Front's Canon.
SCP-3903, Fata Morgana:
This is my first successful non-Herman Fuller SCP, and that was pretty much my motivation for writing it. I just thought that the Fata Morgana mirage was ripe for skipification, and the story developed from there.
Supplement SCP-3477-2:
This is my first and only supplement at the moment. I really loved stormbreath's scip SCP-3477, and I started compiling a list of all the different ways someone could live forever whenever I happened to think of them. When I had enough for all 34 instances of SCP-3477, I e-mailed stormbreath and asked if they'd be interested in a supplement page.
SCP-3806, I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA!:
Inspired by the opening line of CGP Grey video, and named after a battlecry from Fury Road.
Habil and Qabil:
Just a weird idea I let sit around for over a year, and finally decided to post when DrMagnus posted an SCP/MLP crossover. That's right.
Utter Depravity:
A short mystery tale I made up on the fly for Jamcon2018. Gave me a chance to expand on the Utterly Bazaar a little bit and set up a D&C tale. First appearance of Ed of Ed and Al's, as well as one of Metaphysicians's Aristocrats, which I love.
A Foul Storm in a Fair Land:
Another Jamcon2018 entry. Like the first one, it probably never would have existed if not for the contest. I set it in the War on All Fronts Canon, detailing the final moments of Hy-brasil's King. I enjoy writting about the Fair Folk, and may produce other such works in the future.
SCP-3189, For The Man Who Has Everything:
Don't have much to say about this one. Basically, it's a wishing machine built by a sad wizard that Darke screwed over.
Updated Amnestics Guide:
Exactly what it says on the tin. I never really like the original guide, so I wrote my own and decided to post it as an alternative head-canon. There's a tacked on narrative at the end because I felt obligated to do so, but I agree that the story's not the best.
SCP-3277, Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick:
Inspired by a walking stick I own, I decided to make an SCP about wizard staffs that are kind of crappy, and how MC&D could still make a buck off them.
The Kaiju Sea:
My First Serpent's Hand Format, written for Doomcon2018 as part of Team Mikasa.
SCP-3549, Sweet Medieval Bitcoin:
Another SCP based on my version of MC&D, and inspired by 049-J, or at least the image djkaktus links too in the author post.
SCP-3619, You Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round:
Since I write a lot from the perspective of a GoI that actively harbours anomalies from the Foundation, I decided to reverse that perspective and make a Freak who was happy he escaped from the Circus and ended up in Foundation custody.
'Fidget Winners' (FDG43/W1NR3/5SLA2):
I'm out of Rick and Morty quotes that would make sense for these.
Ihp showed me a draft for these things, and I liked it so much I made an MC&D format to go with it.
Over(thinking) the Rainbow:
Some people just want to forget the Pride Logo Fiasco. I won't let them.
SCP-4040, At The Bottom of a Bottomless Pit:
My SCP-4000 contest entry came in at 15th place out of 70 or so entries at the time voting was closed, and is currently my highest rated article on the site. Considering my SCP-3000 entry was quickly voted to deletion, I call that progress.
This was inspired by the ending of the first Black Autumn series, which I was the foremost beta reader on, and in turn inspired Black Autumn II.
Slice of Life:
This was an idea that just came to me, and I decided to write it mainly because it's unlike anything else I've done on this site and presents an interesting look at D-class. It does have a sequel, but that was just written for a contest.
Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't", by Alto Clef:
I mentioned this in the tale "A Circus Come to Not" and someone suggested I should make it its own thing.
'Somatic Backups' (SOM64/B2DI5/3GYO7):
MC&D format I wrote to cap off Darkstuff's Vend-a-Friend series, which he was kind enough to tie into Dread & Circuses.
SCP-4202, Sleepy Clappy Sleep Aid:
My attempt at a short, simple, Series I style magic object.
SCP-4309, Huddle With Us:
Creepypasta monsters!
Herman Fuller Presents: The Indestructible Man
SCP-4680 mentioned an indestructible circus freak. What choice did I have?
'SmartHex' (SMR82/HJ0EX3/4DNV9)
More of Iris being a badass.
The Great Shucks of the Unnamed Lords
Second Serpent's Hand Format, written for JamCon2019.
Dread & Circuses:
But of course, what I'm best known for is Dread & Circuses. I explain on the hub page why I started that series, so I don't think I'll repeat myself here. The first entry in this series was only my second successful post on this wiki, but over a relatively short time span I've generated a surprising number of successful chapters. I'm very grateful to PeppersGhost for creating Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting, otherwise I may never have found such a niche.
Secure. Contain. Protect. (And have a disquieting day)
